Help me get laid Sup Forums

Help me get laid Sup Forums

Dubs decides

"No"

"Let me put some sass in yer ass."

Even Sasser when we both have a few drinks in us and I have part of me in you

roll

Roll

no, i am a sissy one

Hittler is my hero

Typo ftw

roll to help op

Ask her to come over or if you can come over take some alcohol with you

I suck at rolling

"Hold on lemme masturbate real quick"

were you parents drunk when they spelled your name when you were born?

Sit on my face ;)

Tangueray make the girls wanna fuck today

"How about you shut the fuck up and suck my dikc already"

can i give you the old lickaroo?

autist. do not send this.

send massive cock (use google or whatevar) and say "and you are missing out"

Im currently on a website trying to get strangers to tell me what to say to you so I can get laid

"Come find out."

You're basically already in, faggot.

I have a large amount of peyote. Would you like to come hang out in my barn and smoke the whole bag and experience an opening of our sexual center?

You have the word ass in your name. And I have a D in my name. We should have anal sex.

Roll

Can i cum inside you

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Winrar

Do it OP

Winrar

kek

I want to make a mess in your mess

OP has to deliver

win

Fuck do you want hoe?

Let me get sass with dat ass

roll

OP MUST DELIVER

Bump

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C'mon OP

god damn, are people really afraid of posting shit to girls on tinder, that when they get a weird dubs the just don't do it. how virgin are you?

If i could get a match id play this game, id play it with honor !

right? I'm married so I'm not on tinder or whatever, but I was on OK Cupid back in the day, and would constantly say stupid shit to matches. via dares/whatever. but everytime i see a thread like this here, "dubs decide" then when an even mildly fucked up dubs shows up, OP disappears

Ah sad part is i am on tinder....and okcupid