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brexit
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Breasts
the Netherlands sucks eggs
anyone else really love sex? it's bloody brilliant imo
*walks away from you*
just wanna see what it was
would smash from behind
I was at the dentist yesterday and he recommended I switch to an electric toothbrush to help prevent the build-up of plaque.
At Boots I got the Oral B GENIUS 9000 in Rose Gold for £109.99, reduced from £280.00.
Can't believe I saved £170!
*walks towards you*
Don't know, never had sex. Reckon I would enjoy it though yes.
*walks past you*
It was some fucking stupid yank pretending he knows anything about Spain or whiteness
Considering filtering the colonies
Charging up the controller of my Sony© PS4™ so I can play some Assassins Creed®: Syndicate.
>Don't know, never had sex. Reckon I would enjoy it though yes.
yanks absolute btfo of the water
is that the shit one
very interesting
*strikes the earth*
I played up to AC3 before I got bored of it desu
Arse or tits lads?
It's the only one I've ever played (don't really know what the story is about). I'm quite shit at the game.
arse 100%
tits cant fart in your mouth
That's a shame 4 is the best one
had biscotti with my coffee this morning
i really need to stop eating junk food, been on an absolute tear lately. t-tasted good though..
Such an aesthetic assassination
lunch
like bloke arse
nothing better than a freshly shaved BP
will be producing 2 poos later
personality
you won't fool me into buying it mate
business idea: girls with tits where their arse is supposed to be
How do you even eat healthy in america
Trust me i don't even like AC but the 4th one does everything right
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no part of a girl is better than the other. qt girls are more than the sum of their parts...............
someone post the one of putin looking at the corpse
starting my own youtube channel lads, can't wait to make a full time income off it
might do an oul piddle in the bin
>wait all year for Christmas time
>Christmas time comes
>it's shit
saw a girl outside of work for the first time today. she said my clothes were nice and asked if I wanted to 'grab a coffee' (I mentally FOY'd her) but I said I was busy (I actually was)
was she trying to get the pipe?
It's alright I guess. Prefer having a wank over some hot Salieri porn desu
Nigger
Bender
Bender
Nice fella
Why post this?
seriously, real life is now becoming a meme
Wisdom
I might visit /r9k/ to feel a bit better about myself
Bravo nolan
I know that feelings.
Last year was way better.
Do NOT like this language to be honest.
by renouncing your american citizenship and not eating american food
you have to be a rebel to eat well here as 99% of our foods are pseudo-foods
>somerset
which one of you stole it?
reddit.com
I knew this feel up until about 5 years ago, now I don't even care about christmas
I love you Ireland!
>le I live in italy
wish this bender would FUCK OFF
>Why post this?
im actually on a mission to collect as many fedora (You)s as possible
You jelly my brodude?
well good afternoon
finally the weekend innit
>looking at my amazon purchases from years ago
>getting sad and nostalgic
>go to uni
>move to london
>get a job
>rent an room in a flatshare for £1000/month
>know you'll never own a house
>Get a car on finance
>have kids
>get in crazy debt
>all while being a 9-5 wageslave
how the fuck do the neurotypicals do it lads
Arse, nothing worse than shagging a girl with a cardboard booty
I live for the wobble it makes with each thrust, I could deal with smaller tits if it meant I got that
back from work already boys
time to shitpost on t'chon
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ah yes, the day off, hmm, last one before the christmas madness, hmm yes better make this a good one
*sits on /brit/ all day*
whats the best christmas present you have ever gotten?
i'm a breast man but i rate arses
consumerist drone
what the fuck is a "two spirit"?
You ever seen a woman's tits jiggle when you're ramming her lad?
>tfw both transfeminine and transmasculine so i can travel through the 4th dimension
Heteronormatives blown the fuck out
i like you lads
>Select up to 5
i haven't cared about christmas since i realised i was ugly and, as a result, that life wasn't worth living
>tfw my presents this year are absolute dogshit because I've been too busy/couldn't care less
gonna be ratarsed on christmas morning anyway so I should be able to ride the tide of social embarrassment
This has got out of hand
>cat is literally a crackhead for her treats
>stole the bag from where we hide it from her and dragged it across the house to fuck with it on a carpet next to me so i can hear the bag rustling
devilish...
original 1938 edition of Bagatelles pour un Massacre by Céline. looks random but honestly I find this unvaluable, such a great gift
tits because I'm white
I quite like arses but they're low on the list for me
getting nostalgic for them does
All felines should be killed
probably the basketball hoop i got since it was a complete surprise as i didn't ever remember asking for one
>Céline
aye you can fuck off now
post face
business idea: actually fucking draw something so i might improve
>some gay random frog book
lmao fuck off pierre
straight out of something like Clockwork Orange or summat.
Parents naming their wee bairns something out of “Irish Republicanism 101:BRITS OUT! edition” carries more disgrace; still bitter after all these years.
Maybe I should have explained I'm getting nostalgic about happier times not the fucking purchase.
>Ahh yes remember when I bought that thing years ago that I still have, I wish I could go back in time and buy it again
t. rasheed
best french author f4m
If you had to fuck an animal lads, what would it be?
Think I'd fuck a rabbit tbqh
youre just like the grinch
you fucking what mate aha
in order of importance
face
tits
labia
stomach
legs
arse
feet
>see your friends around you getting jobs, GFs and living life
>meanwhile you're unemployed and leeching off your parents
hmm yes, really makes me feel good
feminine chimpanzee, preferably shaved
bit weird
just ate 20 cocktail sausages
female horse
>drawing
Still in school or something?
frog
remember to have an airing of grievances with your friends and family this festivus to cap off the year the correct way
last year grandma cried
hmm naaaaaaaaaah
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