/heem/ - superior genetics edition part 2

previous thread events:

7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

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Schaub is God

first for the true champ

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Schaub Bless.

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rate jon's family /heem/

this is mma related because if the faggot mods ban me I will leave forever

I'll miss you (sarcasm)

Fuck off

Thanks - I have been practicing lucid dreaming and from now on I actually feel like my dream state is the real world. It's not a big deal.
Yes, thanks.

tips for lucid dreaming?

you have to go back

drumpf is a national embarrassment
can't wait til he gets destroyed

Keep a dream journal and do reality checks. The best one is to try and push your the fingers of one hand through the palm of another.

>>>/reddit/

>le if you don't agree with me, go to plebbit!! xD!

>le the le le le le le le elelelelelleleelleelel
picture totally unrelated, and reddit is to blame.

What's that, you wrote a cute little post that you made on a little website, youshitposted on Sup Forums? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, posting comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick on me the son of Donald Trump. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every hotel in the world have a photo of you, right above their desks. Thinking about you, my personal army of consiglieres. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.

Will the UFC embedded team follow Bork around?

Brock would probably suplex them if they tried lol

he has a new wife in every picture i see of him, how many damn kids does he have

>no mention of Jimmo literally getting murdered
lmao t b h f a m Jimmo is even boring to people now, but still OP is a fucking retard

sorry
btw jimmy got involved in a road rage incident and then got hit by a truck. OP should have mentioned.... Sad....

Who

Ryan Jimmo

Nth for Artem

NOT HIM TOO

Part 2 of Damain Maia takedown study

youtube.com/watch?v=Fp9YLYVJeyI&feature=youtu.be

Sorry...

lol

What do we do about height cutting?

They need to hire a company and make the fighters wear uniforms during pre fight medicals when they measure them

Its disgusting how fighter's wear different shoes, flip flops or boots that skew the height measurement.

I wonder which company zuffa could hire for a uniform shoe?

Serious issue within the sport, the early weigh-ins seem to be alleviating it though

I've heard a few fighters say that they don't even officially measure height, they just ask you and write it down. Only reach is official

Chad Mendes got KO'd by Frankie and Conor -- became so depressed he turned to HGH to quench his obsession of being the best in the world. He didn't care about getting caught, he wanted to convince himself he was just evening the playing field and that now he was the best in the world when in reality deep down he wants to die.

This guy was pretty cool and was tougher than 90% of all you coward people out there.

>implying he hasn't been on the gas his whole career
dude was clearly on it for a while

caught taking skin creme

>perma heemed by car

no matter how good your defense is, there is no defense good enough to defend you from a motor vehicle.

cars are the best form of fighting in the streets, they beat any martial art, i'd put money on the guy driving a car then someone with a gun or knife.

Cars are OP

Wish we had Trump in Yurop

Where there is a will there is a way.

Imagine how good it feels to be George Dubya Trump

>go to any ufc event you want whenever you want
>lorenzo lets you pork the ring girls for a cheeky million

Well, we got the bongcucks out. Guess that's a start.

You're still Danish though.

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not an argument

jessica

So?

EU cuck by Europoor

Lazy girl, does not care about training.
Sorry Jessica.

Yep. Hopefully that will change though. Higher chance now than ever.

higher chance that we are gonna see WWIII in the 20s. And UK confirmed for 3rd world country

WW3 would be good news to me. Better than living in this cuckery forever.

you say till you're in a liberal concentration camp

Eh, I'll prolly have the chance to off myself before then.

UK will be fine and, the EU, the new Weimer Republic will now be free of it's detractor member

Isnt suicide against EU law

They can arrest my corpse.

Britain will be Great Britain again. Reducing influx of shitskins alone is good thing that will strengthen any western nation.

well they get subsidies from it too

hello paco

I'm really sad about shit brittan and about ryan shitto...

I think people freak the fuck out like its of the world when its fuck all. So they make their own trade agreements and only have to worry about themselves instead of making concessions for shit countries. It is always going to be a net loss for strong countries subsidizing and bailing out shitstain countries like Greece.
Kikes want global governance, so they can rape us all even more they already do. They forced global banking with a federal reserve system in virtually ever country on earth. Everything we own is only worth what the jews want it to be worth. They can make everything we own worthless on a whim.

Free Fights part 2

Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
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BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
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Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
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Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
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Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
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Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
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Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
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Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
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Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
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TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
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Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
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Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
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Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
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Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
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Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
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Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
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Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
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The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
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>12 days to 200

Oh god its too much

> border security is a national embarrassment

>You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP

Is there going to be any better free viewing than the 1080p 60fps acestreams?

>60fps acestreams
Fightpass doesnt even get 60. That has to be the next update

Well PPVs and AceStream do

no rings = born of sin
BURN THE COAL
PAY THE TOLL

wow finally ryan jimmo gets a mention on /heem/

That's NOT his wife.

His wife is white and blonde.

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PREMIER

pic related

has anyone seen bangbro recently? im afraid he's gotten macheted to death

good morning everyone

Does DC know about this?

what is that premier meme? must have slipped me

less of a meme and more reminding everyone that they are the premier minds in MMA media

Any footage of the spicy banger?

>tfw ryan jimmo lost a decision to a truck

who is your favorite on "If I Did It?"

dude

there you are, i was afraid you got macheted

Eugene because 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck he is talking about

mirin (You)

hint, its nazis

I haven't posted here in 3 weeks, what epic memes did I miss?

not yet

we're just rehashing old ones at this point

when

memes should be spiciest around 200, no?

Brandon Schaub is ducking Rich Piano
Rory is still my boy
Fedor a shit
etc.

Is it at all possible that 200 will be a stinker?

did gsp get usada'd

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