Why the fuck are they so good?

Why the fuck are they so good?

meme magic and tournament experience

Germans

because theyre the 4th reich.

entire industry dedicated to find and train quality players with low egos

the amazing fitness training in germany, they virtually neve get tired
tall players
technical players unlike england's workbabbies for ex

Non-egocentric players.
Very disciplined.
High tactical finesse.
Always world best Keepers.
Strong Defence that are also good Middlefielders.

Weakness:
Often stucks in too complicated attacks.
Weak to conters.
Italy

-Most populated country in Europe after Russia, and also one of the wealthiest
-Excellent sports infrastructure
-The German league has only grown in quality since the turn of the century
-German middle class cares about football and not other sport, unlike in France or the UK (i.e., rugby)

tactics and balance. they can use all best features of players.
typical germans. they are like robots. making good cars.beer.math.etc.
my 12 years rate: germany.italy.spain. other teams not stable and dont have such mentality

i wish south american teams could be like them. just imagine tactics+skills

They are literally Blitzkrieg: The team

Well managed and financed mercenary armies were always good throughout history.

So it's only obvious, they're good.

>German middle class cares about football and not other sport
I think F1 is also fairly popular, though. No to the same extent as football of course, though.

based Deutschland

strong technical players in every position and they play a style that is suited for 1 match tournament structure like the euros and wc

why do they always have the best goal keepers? what the fuck are their secret training methods?

non mongol genes

F! was popular during the SchumacherWinsLol era
but now not that much because
>V6 Hybrids
>Cars to "Easy" to drive
>Drivers lack Character

This is a very good generation of players who have grown together as a team over the past six years and have plenty of big game experience with their clubs as well. Only Spain have more experience.
We also profit from everyone else except Spain being a meme.

t.cuck
t. cuck
And cute countries asking them for moneys

>90m people
>excellent economy and society
>love football

They could hardly fuck it up from that position.

>lose two World Wars
>still manage to stand up and become one of the economically strongest forces worldwirde
As opposed to letting a globe spanning empure crumble.

specialised goal keeper schools since the 70s.

Best off the ball movement of any team.

multiculturalism works.
Merkel was right
APOLOGIZE

>implying Italy won't expose memermany

you know it's gonna happen lads

Because they play as a team, nobody is special. They have a very good physical training too, it looks like all the players eat well and are very fit. And they are very disciplined. Also the coach has been the same for many years, and has a long term project, instead of others NTs who sack their coaches all the time.

Also because they are [hide]Aryan masterrace[/hide]

they looked like a bunch of lvl 99 paladins against lvl 10 novices yesterday

Ridiculous midfield and goalie, hardly any missed passes, adhere rigidly to style of play that they've found success with, and as many as half the starters play together on Buyern

Yet they'll still lose to Italy

we must do this
Germany doesn't even have eagles, they should stop using it in every emblem

continuity, they look like a team that plays every weekend, while france looks like a bunch of very good players collected 2 weeks ago

this

we will fuck it up against the first good team

German efficiency

were the spaniards as smug as germans are now?

every german post here you can sense the smugness

i seriously hope italy cucks yall

No, you can beat good teams. Just not Italy. Lol

Spanish are even worse

they literally thought they were the best team to ever exist, when IRl they were the most boring one

experience and drax

what is this italy meme? why can't germans beat italy?

large talent pool
best players all at the same clubs
passion for the sport
good mentality
height, intelligence

italians are the truly master race

culo

please be gentle when you fuck us

>what is a golden eagle

That's because that's exactly what the two teams are. Germany play together every week at buyern whereas French players are spread out over several different leagues and clubs

Italy won't win against Spain though
and Spain is also our kryptonite

Italy's too hard to score on, and Germany tends to lose their composure when they fall behind. Basically the same thing that happened to Belgium

this

It's not a meme, we've literally never won against Italy except for friendlies.
I hope Italy gets BTFO today so we won't have to face them on saturday ...

Italy is the mongoose to the snake Germany
Italy is the antibodies to the illness Germany
Italy is the Trump to the Clinton Germany
Italy is the patrician wine to the peasant beer Germany

It's in Italy's nature. No matter how Germany will be better than the Azzurri, Italians will alwasy prevail

Also it's kinda traumatic experience for germans after 70, 82, 06 and 12

it's a popular position

how do you guys lose to italy? that team is full of old farts and no talento.

The one thing Germany lacks and Italy has in droves is heart.

And sure, the italian team is old, but they're far from untalented.

Italy is the original, England is Just Because You Parrot Italy It Does Not Mean You Can Replicate The Original and Germany is Muscle Italy.

Italy and Germany (and to an extent, France) both heavily rely on teamwork and passing to get through, instead of le fancy dribblaeng, an Argentina with the same mindset would be unstoppable, instead like every "we have THE NAMES so we should win" team they choke, again and again.

The main difference between Italy and Germany is that Italian defenders are trained a lot better tactically (The B in Bundesliga stands for Serie B). Look at Morata: near no goals in the league, whenever he plays in Europe with shit tier FB he starts scoring no problem. Both suffer from a drought of strikers, Juventus paid the price for this when: best team in the world, then you see the strikers: Matri and Quagliarella.

>The one thing Germany lacks and Italy has in droves is heart.

Seems like you haven't seen Schweinsteiger in the World Cup final.

stop circle jerking

Germans don't have heart, they are machines built for efficiency. It's also why they don't understand humour.

Terminal autism

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LMAO at least we could win against Emus

but we have eagles tho

If anything it's thanks to Higuain that you won.

If he scored that one on one against Neuer it would have been game over since Germany is literally unable to win if they go behind.

They aren't?

Will probably lose against Italy or whatever team. Hopefully, don't need the multiculturalism propaganda every win of this team sprouts everywhere on TV and news sites.

>German team
>Germans
Kek.

lol'd hard

>t. citizen of Nauen

You know Germany is just a cucked pile of shit controlled by America and the EU/Israel, right? The reasons Germany is this "strong" is because Jews want it to be. Not even a secret or something.

>kappa
Isn't this some new and dandy Leddit/Twitch meme 16 year olds spam everywhere?

Are you an autistic manchild?

Also, he isn't even German.

>Extremely cute Girl repeatedly looking at me and smiling

Is this a trick? Should I get up and talk to her?
My hands are shaking.

>hating on the multicultural german team

I wonder what you useless fagott have done for your cluntry today. Jerking it to underaged kids and shitting the bed this morning doesn't count obviously.

i think i hate you all after reading this thread.

go and talk to her

'h-have you h-heard about messi?'

She just left the train and was still looking at me

Oh well. Then again why would a 9/10 be interested in me.

Probably looked at you because you were watching here the whole time while mouth breeding and killing a Cheeseburger or two

B-but then why did she smile

God I hate myself

How could I know man, maybe because she saw you were half errect while choking on those fries I don't know. But then again I don't know how you look like so she might habe been flirting if you aren't an ugly fuck.

Tips Aluhut

do you think Germany would win against Barcelona or Real Mandril?

All German players playing for Germany

no. Nor would any other national team.

Never underestimate german autism

>>Cars to "Easy" to drive
This is a shitty meme and everybody knows it.

clubs play and train together all the time

no way any national team beats the top tier ones

Either Hitler was right and we really are the Übermenschen or the other guy is right. To be destroyed and shamed twice and still cuck Europe just a few decades later is too much for normal people.

I know it was a group stage, but a shitty game against us is stuck in my head.

Germany certainly have a potential to choke a game terribly and frustrate itself.

>always worlds best keepers
>you now remember Lehmann

well Brazil almost defeated Barcelona in 1999. But that Brazil was one of the best NTs ever

Lehmann was still better than 99% of all Keepers in the world.

He was just mediocre under the very best.

>implying the german team has done anything for our country

>made people feel better and gave them fun

>you
>....

maybe she didn't mean to smile at you
some people are just happy you know, nothing to be afraid of

astonishing digits my freund

I will forever not be not mad about Kahn getting subbed for Lehmann. Fuck Klinsmann.

>earns millions of euros to do it
Yeah, if he wants to make me feel better he could give me some of his money.

>he only thinks in about money
That's why you don't have any.

Nice meme

M A S T E R R A C E

it clearly doesn't. özil is shit, mustafi is shit, boateng is white on the inside and has been shaped by bavarians and not muzzies. all the leaders are pure germans

i hope we play them and finally beat this curse

Try thinking about making money next time noob.

>has been shaped by bavarians
Boatend clearly talks like a Berliner.
When did he went to Bavaria? Can't see much of shape on him.

the hairstyle

Boateng has a blonde german mother. For me he is german. Don't know why people bitch about him.

yeah i always tell people this. there's a huge difference between a german guy who happens to be black and some third world sand nigger coming here with no morals and an IQ below 80

Ok