Prove you're not under 18

Prove you're not under 18
Go.

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I hate the blacks

I don't listen to death metal

I collect unemployment.

I'm not grossed out by large labia.

I was born 18yrs ago

I'm not a fucking cunt like everyone born before 1995 seems to be today.

Life has steadily been corroding my moral conscience to the point to where it seems like Sup Forumstards are normal people.


It takes at least 18 years of living in this planet to reach this fucked up mentality.

this was my first console game

No

I'm 16

Nice!

MOOOOOOOOODS

I have diabetes

My first phone was a Nokia 3310

Streets of Rage. Yes m8.

I can recall seeing 9/11 on TV

This was my first console

I have Alzheimer's

Pool's closed, I see you found a mudkip.

This was my first console.

I know what stock dividends are

I used to rent movies

Played commander keen when i was young

I am not a Bernie supporter

Looks like we got a real wizard in the thread, boys!

Global Guts

i pay my taxes

I am 18 in one plank second.

I remember watching the Berlin Wall come down on a black and white television. (Yes I know there were many color TVs available in '89, but we were poor.)

Favorite turn based PC game.

Old enough that I own three fedoras and can wear them in a totally non-ironic way -- and look good wearing them.

(I've also smoked a pipe for more than 20 years.)

i laughed during 9/11 i was trying not to die of laughter

I'M MADE OF FUCKING BEARS, THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

my car still has an ignition key and one for the doors.

>can wear them in a totally non-ironic way

Buddy, unless you're a 70 year old, it'll never be non-ironic.

>i know what yahoo chats was
> i remember a time when cellphones were a big deal
> i remember a time when mikey and raphael were basically the same character with a color swap until they gave raph the gritty angsty personality for the movies

I was around to use this when it was the fastest thing you could get.

this was my first console

Netscape, Geocities, and neopets was where it's at

I remember when the Spice Girls were big

I don't listen to any music after 2006

I'm voting for trump

My nintendogs are starving to death, thanks for reminding me

First computer.

That doesn't make you old faggot

moment of silence for all those poor eternally starving neopets we left behind

I was born on the january of 1998

...bullshit. mikey and raph were never the same character. i live a half hour from kevin eastman, the nigga still does tatoos and drawings (at crazy prices).

take that shit back or 1v1 me irl faggot.

I remember picking my family up at the airport Gate right when they got off the airplane

Not true. I'm only 48, but I actually look good in a fedora. A lot of kids on Sup Forums think the only way to wear a fedora is to dress up, but you can go the other direction too. I guess you could say I have hobo chic. Pic related: me.

So you're a retarded 17 yr old. This is not the thread for you.

I can beat the original Ninja Gaiden

underag... fuck im getting old. i remember when you faggots were in preschool

This is my dad. This was taken in the 1930s.

You best be on your way to go fishing, otherwise that vest is fucking stupid.

The screeching dial up sound

Fuck, I just saw this while ripping through my reaction folder just 5 seconds ago.

Hey guys.

I watched Jurassic Park in theaters.

bring it, i got to drop my kid off at my friends but after that its on bitch.

Eh, I'll give it to ya

you look like you're going to covertly convert some ducks to atheism.

remember watching old homemade vhs tapes of family gatherings at christmas? I do.

mods might still be awake, bold move

The only time I got to see cartoons as a kid was from 3-4:30PM on some shitty local UHF channel and on Saturday mornings from 7am-11:30am

I'm a community organizer and union radical. I need to carry a lot of stuff with me: writing utensils, notepads, tape recorder, complaint forms, my pipes and tobacco, lighter, and so on. It's either the vest or a backpack, and the vest isn't as hot in the summer.

If I have sex with a 5 yo it will be considered stat rape... proved bitch

max.kek

39 cent hamburgers and 49 cent cheeseburgers if I remember correctly as a poor spic this was heaven

its a small world after all.

well, my friend wants me to watch his kids for a minute while he goes to beat up some faggot, but when he gets back, i'm gonna come put you in the fucking ground.

I filmed my first homemade porn with the girlfriend on a VHS camcorder.

>community organizer and union radical

Fuck you right in wobblie asshole.

I used to run home from elementary school when Voltron (lion) started at 3:00. I could get there by 3:10, so i always made it in time to watch him change and fight the monster

being and adult isn't fun like i thought it was gunna be

Damned straight. An injury to one is an injury to all.

My first fleshlight was a my pet monster.

>puts "the" in front of girlfriend

rhodesian or bulldog?

Gundam wing

Never said she was living, or even a human.

It's a Brigham Voyageur, so either a bulldog ot a sort of a bent billiard.

@OP
How do I prove?

The shit

I used to watch Star Wars over and over again on one of these

The Berlin Wall was still standing when I was born

Post a picture of your photo ID stupid

I have a daughter thats 18

I shook Hitler's hand as a kid.

Them some good looking pipes and at fair prices.
Canucks did a good one there

I used to run off the bus after school to watch this.

Our family always picked the wrong side. We had a collection of 78s, an 8-track player in the car, a reel-to-reel, a Betamax, and a laser disc player.

Lots of people do that.

Jason?

Nope. Andrew.

I am fucking laughing at all you nostalgiafags.

I've got 12 years on steam

I'm 15