Im looking for a hitman guide. Not to the video game but for real life events

Im looking for a hitman guide. Not to the video game but for real life events.

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What the fuck are you trying to pull OP

do you have downs syndrome?

Im going to assassinate someone. I need help.

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who?

No you're not, you teenaged retard

Are you trying to be an assassin to destroy all the evil Chads that harass your princess?

Some guy waltzing around thinking hes top shit who i caught with my wife.

Some gay guys probably gonna do it in a club when nobody watches out for me

Nice try Mr FBI.

You know your wife probably has fucked him just as much as fucked her

Its possible. But im serious about this.

is it trump?

i must know

No, never trump. His name is Ian Craig

stab him and throw the knife away. murder is easy, for only once

you fucking queer

Plenty of deep web services that are legitimate, just hard to find.

Id like to do it medium or long range.

Get over it bitch

Give me a ring pal. I have your solution.
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Don't be a pussy and slit his throat

murdercube.com

>thinking the deep Web isnt controlled by the FBI

you're a complete fucking idiot

Paladin press do most of the interesting books out there - they published the Hitman's guide (banned after some idiot shot some guy and claimed it influenced him) and the poor man's James Bond, amongst others. Worth a read.

nice try fbi

Buy gloves, and wear them every day until the operation is complete. Burn off your finger prints, cover your entire body, and wear black. Always have a knife at hand during the operation, and try to distance yourself from the target. The key is to leave no evidence at all. The best way would probably be to build a bomb, pipe bomb guides are easily accessible. Wear the gloves whilst buying all the materials and making the device and implenting it, and make it far away from anywhere that you reside in regularly. Use a silencer, if you want to use a gun, and wear the gloves whilst buying the ammunition, and loading it. Burn all items of clothing worn during any process somewhere far from yourself, and replace them if ever you wish to do another operation.

murdercube has most paladin press books,he should visit that site.

If you have the physical aptitude consider joining with the pmc known as academi. The name sounds retarded but thats the company that used to be known as blackwater. If your every actually going to be a hitman its probably gonna be for through a pmc or other military corporation. good luck have fun.

google hitman's guide pdf dumbfuk

They don't exist. Your attempt to seek a hit man will just draw out FBI agents posing as hit men.

google hitman guide pdf for the "banned" paladin press one

Are you retarded? So nobody has ever been assassinated according to you

Deep web isn't controlled by FBI lol I've seen people order drugs and shit and i helped someone get a new life by showing them deep web (ssn, passport, license) maybe you stoll need to learn a lot before you try offing anyone

My point exactly

I'm not OP you fucking faggot

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not by asking fucktards on the net

No hit men for hire looking for paid gigs by jealous man-boys, no.

Just remember, no homo.

Think shit through, you must tailor your plan to your motive and circumstances.

If you can not do this, you will fail. There is no way to help you. Everything you need to know is self-evident, or specialized to the exact situation.

If you can not deal with this yourself, you should not deliberately commit serious crimes.

Tried calling. Disconnected line

> Silencer.

So dont hire a fucktard

Hey man, you never know. What if it was some ceo youve never heard of offering 50 grand

Mesothelioma is your answer. Treat your girlfriend and him with a nice powder.

>wear gloves
>burn of your finger prints

What are you huffing?

For one thing, I don't think it's actually possible to burn off your fingerprints without severely fucking up your fingers for a good few weeks. And if for any reason the police question you, even if they have no evidence it's going to look pretty fucking suspicious when they notice you've got burn scars where your fingerprints used to be.

If you're looking for a guide then you ain't got it.

Most hitmen are ex military or gangbangers. It's not a glamorous life.
You can't just read a book on fighting and killing and know how to do it.

Just hire someone else if you really want to have someone killed.

>"Wear the gloves whilst buying all the materials"

Lol

>Dude shows up to the hardware store
>Dressed in black, head to toe
>Wearing gloves
>Guy Fawkes mask
>Puts two endcaps, 4 inch pipe, small drillbit on the register counter
>"I'm doing a... Project."

Just download torr

A dummys guide to being a hitman

>find victim
>purchase gun
>ambush victim
>shoot in face
>run away quickly

nothing to it shitbrain

torrrrr is the answer to everyfink

Also...
>"can you take my credit card out of my wallet for me? All my fingers are burnt."

faggot cant pay his phone bill

Well yeah, obviously it's a lot easier to kill someone if you have no connection with them whatsoever and it's premeditated.

You fucking idiot, you'd be the first person the police suspect if he dies.

tell me more master assassin, I'm intrigued