Just turned 21. Going to vegas tomorrow. I'll do anything dubs tells me to do

Just turned 21. Going to vegas tomorrow. I'll do anything dubs tells me to do.

>take hullcinogen of your choice, see mystere
>go to topless pool
>see secret garden for tigers and dolphins
>go to circuscircus arcade
>fuck sluts, wear a rubber (herpes don't stay in vegas)
>go to pinball hall of fame like a boss
>go to red rock for nature excursion like a boss
>be a boss ass motherfucker all around

vegas local ask me anything motherfucker

Win money.

Leave

Kill yourself.

Is it bad if i suggest you shoot up a casino?

Where do I go for dank?
I'm def paying a hooker to fuck me, so where is that shit?
circus circus arcade looks dope.
I'm staying at SLS, so whats around there.

Doesn't count, in a form of a question. I was game for it doe.

Stay away from Vegas because it is a consumerist Mecca, a degenerate shithole that is robbing the sw of water and plans on doing it to northern states as well

Dif user they literally hand out cards on the street with girl
>Legit business cards

haha wtf. that shit is illegal though right? I know its legal in some parts of Nevada but not vegas

Jerk off with no pants on in the casino. While filming yourself. Then post here m8.

Don't go to vegas

in vegas there is a bunch of sluts that dress sexy and you tip them for photos.

don't tip but just start talking pictures until you get ran off

post all pics here

No beer. No mixers. Shots only.

Some guy with a ski mask was handing them out i shit you not op it was a great trip
>Pops is a truckdriver

get an STD and blow all your money in casino slots then kys

Contract AIDS from unprotected anal sex with a man, you're the catcher.

roll

roll again

Make a sex tape with a hooker

dammit last roll

Yeah, escorts are advertised all over, try any of them
No help on the dank front, sorry, but I got offered blow out of nowhere randomly on the strip plenty of times, shouldn't be too hard, probably ask a card hander outer
SLS is on the north side, kinda shitty, but cheaper, close to downtown which can blow goats but I dunno give it a try, close to Circus Circus and shit, but mainly CLOSE TO THE MONORAIL, cheap as fuck and faster/easier than walking, use that shit

where can you get the best STD's around

Roll

rollerino

Don't drink, stay safe.

2 hookers, 2 handles of booze, and 2 bags of blow!

check em'

As soon as you walk into your hotel, walk up to nearest roulette table and put $100 on black

Go to sleep newfag

Rollerblading for homie

Rolling for $100 on 0 or 00 FIVE CONSECUTIVE TIMES.

Play at the WSOP

Roll , also say it in spanish. NEGERO!

Cancel Vegas and go to Reno

kill yourself

Why not just go to wendover then homo,
Be a total fag.

od on all possible drugs then jump off the highest building you can find

shove cocaine up your ass with proof

rolling for this

winrar

Kill urself

Yeah, I really wouldn't just go looking anywhere for a whore, it is against the law there, and that sounds like a good way to get stung. Theeroticreview.com had some good girls the last time I was in Vegas if you are at least looking to spend a few hundred dollars per hour, and generally in my experience well reviewed ones are at least less likely to be law enforcement. Either way, I spent my 21st there, and it is going to be the shit my man.

Vegas local here. I'd say anywhere within a block of Swenson & Twain.

>Where do I go for dank?
If you're staying at the SLS, head to Dino's. You'll find anything you need over there.
>I'm def paying a hooker to fuck me, so where is that shit?
Literally everywhere, but just check the ole backdoor and give one of them a call.
>circus circus arcade looks dope.
Circus circus is a smelly, old, shitty hotel. Sadly, not a lot of great arcades in our city. Gameworks down at Town Square is OK. There used to be some great ones (Mary Kays, Gameworld), but they all burned out long ago.
>I'm staying at SLS, so whats around there.
You can take an uber to the newly renovated downtown area. Gold Spike is a really cool spot. Lots of cool bars down there, too - bunkhouse, griffin, beauty bar... I think you'd have a damn good time down there. You can also easily walk to Fremont St. experience. There's a lot to do over there.

rolll

>Watch the movie 21.
>Learn how to count cards.
>Profit?

Vegas local? Why?

Born here. Now in my 30s with a family.

Get married to a prostitute

shoot up rick the jew harrison's pawn shop
start with cory i fuckin hate him

I'm an Executive Casino Host here. Come hangout at my casino so I can send you home broke.

would love to hear how you met your wife

Local here. Other user was right, downtown is the spot to be. The strip can be cool too tho. Definitley find a pool party on the strip. Chicks are off the fucking chain

is it true that casinos are "hotter" in vegas.

Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas. In neighboring counties, it is not.

Still, those mexicans handing out porn cards with phone numbers work. Call one and the girl will show up. Just take note that the picture on the phone card was done by a pro photographer.

Depends on what you mean by "hotter" exactly. I hear this term thrown around in many ways.

Chances of winning. I like in Florida. Casino here has lost my friend 10k this month along. He's a bit retarded.

UNLV

Di it fggt

I've found Vegas's video poker machines tighter, meaning they have terrible pay scales. You have to actively look for machines whose pay scales are 'fair'.

Absolutely no drugs, gambling, drinking, naked people of the other gender. Sit in your hotel room and watch the food network for your entire trip

It's not hotter. It's just people spending more so they see people winning and such. The more you play in a short amount of time, the quicker you win. However, that 2000 dollar jackpot was at the expense of a 6000 dollar loss in half an hour. There is a TON behind the scenes in terms of winning/losing. It's hard to explain with out showing examples. But no, it's not hotter just retards shoveling money into a furnace.

Just stay away from slots. If you aren't playing at the very minimum quarter slots. It's not worth it at all. Table games man.

DUDE Mary Kay's was THE FUCKING SHIT

If you DO go downtown, chill for the Sax player on the truck. Dude is MAD FRESH.