Russia 2018

>Russia 2018
>Portugal x Argentina final
>0-0 after extra time
>Ronaldo has been missing goal after goal
>Messi watching on his autism-friendly TV, surrounded by pizza slices and empty Sprite cans
>4-4 on penalty shoot-out, Argentina just missed the fifth shot
>Ronaldo steps forward
>takes the penalty Tomahawk-freekick style
>the ball hits the goalkeeper but still goes in
>All the fans erupt, Portugal is the new World Champion
>Ronaldo does not celebrate with the rest of the team
> he just tip-toes for the camera, tears off his shirt and smiles
>TSUU

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>Russia 2018
>Ronaldo's visa gets denied because fags aren't allowed in Russia
>Portugal gets 4-0'd yet again
>Argentina wins the cup
>Messi confirmed GOAT
>Ronaldo commits suicide

fucking kek

>Russia 2018
>Portugal gets eliminated by Spain in the second round
>Spain still has Del Bosque and Casillas and loses 7-0 in the quarterfinals
>Argentina is unable to get pass group stage

...

>Penaldo
>reaching finals
well memed

In Russia 2018 Messi will play for Spain

Remember this post

>Russia 2018
>Portugal loses 4-0 to both Spain and Uruguay
>Final game against Nigeria
>Losing 2-0
>90th minute
>Penaldo gets a penalty
>scores it, now 2-1
>now topless and screaming TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU while his fans are ecstatic

This is sadly the most plausible scenario

Ronaldo is going to retire when he misses the key penalty against England in the final of Euro 2016.

By then Pulisic will be the GOAT and the us will have their first star over their crest

>Portugal
>Final

Pick one

>england
>euro 2016 final
pick 1

>England beating France and then who ever comes out on top between Germany/Italy/spain

m8 im not even sure if you'll beat iceland

>hating on England and Portugal just to fit in on Sup Forums

Poor show lads.

Iceland is the hardest game left, la.

>Implying America is not winning the cup in Russian territory as in Rocky IV

>Iceland is the hardest game left, la.
it's the only game left tbf

Exactly, might as well give us the cup if we can get past them.

was this supposed to be funny

>Ronny IV

hating on =/= saying that INGURLAND won't reach the final

I'm INGURLANDISH and I think we won't get past quarters

Yes, as long as you're from the generation Z

It's too late for that talk now, time to get on the delusion bandwagon.

You're right, I forgot

INGURLAND
INGURLAAAAAAAAND
ITS COMING HOME LADS

not for you, sorry

>Russia 2018
>we didn't qualify

Robben to gain a load of weight and switch to playing darts when.

Wasn't this Poortugal is 2014

kek

>2018
>Messi playing for Argentina

fags are allowed in Russia though

>portugal's fate for the past 10 years

...

youtube.com/watch?v=VGX8oMs5z7M

He still makes more money in a month than you'll ever dream of making, gets more pussy than you ever dream of getting and has given more to the world than you could ever in 100 lifetimes.

I love salty neckbeards. You lose nerd

>Russia 2018
>Argentine team now consists of literally who's and Higuain
>They somehow make it to the final because the hardest team in their bracket is some third world African shithole
>Meanwhile Messi has been at home playing sonic in his blue tracksuit for the entire world cup
>Decides to watch the final
>Higuain hattrick in the first 30 minutes
>Argentina win a world cup
>Messi forever BTFO

>Ronaldo
>getting pussy

>Donaldo did something for the world
He is a mediocre player.
He is good in Madrid because everyone is and mediocre in Portugal because everyone is.

And somehow he's the worlds most payed athlete cause everyone is retarded right? He just won 3 Champion's Leagues and is consistently top scorer cause he's shit right? Kill yourself you parasite

>the worlds most payed athlete
Arabs love him.
You can sell them shit in a garbage can if his face is on it.
He is more marketing than athlete.

I told you, he is good because Real Madrid makes possible not because he is extra-ordinary.

He was good in ManUtd because the arabs loved him too right?

I miss the Nerherlands in this eurocup :(

The main reason this Euro Cup is shit is because the Netherlands isn't in it to spice it up.

Face it, every big tourney without the Netherlands is utter shit.

>Russia 2018
>Suarez, not Messi or CR7 wins his nation a WC

yes right.

shit, does that mean we're bound to have shit footy tourneys until 2022 at least?

I wanna see that happen. He's got that dual citizenship it'll just upset Argies to the point of no return