/NFL/ General : The Whistles go WHOOOOOOOOO edition

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>Derek Carr is a good QB

>Derek Carr isn't a good QB.

>His team lost to a bad QB's team

>His team won against a good team

>his team won

>his team

>his team

i bet you are from /f/, you /f/ag

>his

>

...

I'm from Sup Forums

Just saw that Tom Brady mattress commercial, why is everything he does so fucking faggy and cringeworthy?

>Joe Flacco is an elite qb.

First for Vikings

BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch

I know y'all aren't ready for the DEEPEST ROSTER IN THE NFL

GETTIN' PRIMED AND READY FOR THAT SUPER BOWL

THE WEST IS ALREADY ON LOCK, NO NEED TO EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE OTHER BUST TEAMS

RED AND YELLA TAKIN' IT TO THE HIZZOUSE MY BOYEEZ

I'M TALKING MOST ELITE EFFICIENT GREATEST GAME MANAGING QB IN THE LEAGUE I'M TALKING TOM BRADY 2.0 ENCHANCED EDITION

I'M TALKING TOM BRADY, HOLD THE SUSPENSIONS

I'M TALKING AARON RODGERS, HOLD THE GAY

I'M TALKING MICHAEL VICK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF WHITE MAGIC

I'M TALKING GET FUCKED YOU PUSSY FAGGOT BITCHES

he is though

Based Bubb rubb

Where did any of this Carr banter even come from, he has decent stats all from shit time and shit teams.

I want a 162 game nfl season.

Because old bay is just upset that carr torched the rat birds.

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Let's talk about how all of you will once again be wrong on all these Harambe college qbs. You fags are going to suck Deshawn Watson balls all year and talk about how elite he is and all those epic stats against fag muh SeC teams. He will put up silly numbers in combine and you fantasy cock goblets will be stroking it to have him on your team, and boom, he gets ..shook , shit tier forever, returns punts for patriots 3rd year in the league, you know these spearchuckers never last.... But muh Kam Newman... Fuck him nice work in the owl. Muh sore loser.. Baker MayGod is going to fuck the nfl up . Buckle up bitches

Go Colts

How many picks will andrew throw this year?

Between 9-12. With 50 tds

All all those Tds from wr screens since that poor fuck has zero protection

maybe he like everyone else with half a brain is tired of the raidnigger shitposting

That's just comfy guy and carrmageddon.
The rest of us are just cautiously optimistic, not overly confident autistic shitposting confident

the Raiders are finishing last in their division

>2010: NFC WEST IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER
>2011: 49ers make the NFCCG
>2012: 49ers make the Superbowl
>2013: Seahawks win the Superbowl

>2014: NFC SOUTH IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER!
>2015: Panthers go to the Superbowl

>2015: AFC SOUTH IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER!
>etc.

Why are /nfl/ fans such knee jerk reaction, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately faggots?

>another raidnigger thread

sup, Sup Forumsro.\

Nice dubs

>2016: NFC EAST IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER!

It's all they have bro. They have made the playoffs in over 14 years. Only the Browns are worse. Their head coach hasn't been to the playoffs in over 8 years. The last time they were decent hue Jackson was their hc who they fired after a season. And guess who inhe is coaching?not trolling is rather be a Browns fan than a raiders fan. Atleast the Browns might make the playoffs in the next 5 years lol

The Browns at least had a winning season in the last 10 years.

Why do you hate >us? It's not like we've done anything to hurt you, other than actually hurting you at our games...

I think Cleveland should build a statue to Derek Anderson. He did the impossible.

no one "hates" raiders fans, you're just really annoying
no other team with as little recent success as the ravens is annoying as you fucks
you've literally done nothing

That's not how you say Lebron James
Its a break from all the chief posters who last year were much much worse. Plus Raidniggers could actually have a good young quarter back

The 2007 Browns were pretty great to be honest.

>Winslow catching for 1000+ yards
>Memelon Edwards catching for 1300 yards and 16 TDs
>Jamal Lewis rushing for 1300 yards and 9 TDs
>Derek Anderson making the pro bowl
>10-6 record

They completely imploded after that season and never recovered.

>no one "hates" raiders fans

Fans of other AFCW teams do.

I don't actually shitpost with sincerity. I know my team is complete shit. I just joke around. Now Carrmageddon, that bastard actually thinks they'll be good, lol.

no they don't
you'll win a couple meme division games every year because that's how divisions work, but no one in the AFCW has thought of you as an actual threat since 2002
you're just really annoying

I'm not a Raiders fan I'm a Chorgers phan.

good for you?

When Napoleon Kaufman is in the top 5 of your teams rushing leaders for the last 20 years your team is not relevant

The old Raiders were pretty hateable.

>fat juggalo beaner fans
>dirtiest team in the league
>constant fucking crying and bitching about refball and how the NFL is out to get them

But yeah in the last 10 years they're just a comic relief rather than a genuine threat.

Heyward Bey>Cooper

But we're YOUR comic relief. We're the tough guy who looks intimidating but he can't help but slip on banana peels and look stupid.

>Neil Lomax
not Neil O'Donnell

yeah that's sort of my point
the raiders used to be really good in the late 70s and 80s, then they went full retard and stopped starting marcus allen for a walking meme who couldn't stay healthy and the defense got shitty
since then they've been relevant only a couple times, and never since tampa bay obliterated them in 02
the current raiders are the laughingstock of the league, and acting like their team possibly going 8-8 next year is worthy of contender-level shitposting
it's kinda sad rly

You're more like the edgy fat kid who wears eyeliner, walks around in a black trenchcoat and then gets beaten up in school by jocks after threatening them with plastic katana.

lol that couldn't be further from the truth. I was a skilled baseball player in high school who was a good Christian boy.

go back to the BLACK BUNG HOLE

I meant the Raiders as a team, not you personally.

Packers will win OWL with Brett Hundley as QP cap it ho

You're an idiot

lol you're right.

I've seen BH play
That's just not going to happen phamalam

>skilled baseball player
isn't that an oxymoron though?

Colts can't do screen plays, everybody knows that.

Larry Bird? Magic Johnson?

>skilled divegrass player is an oxymoron
boreswing takes a little talent

baseball is all about skill tho

Are they even going to keep him at QB?

hitting is all about skill
why do you think most players only hit about 25% of the time

they should trade him while they can get value out of him desu
with some experience under his belt I could legitimately see him being a good starting QB somewhere else

did they bring in a camp body for competition?

>with some experience under his belt I could legitimately see him being a good starting QB somewhere else
I saw him lose to a Bill Davis coached defense and he was horrid. It was Hundley and everybody else was healthy.

>I saw this player play in college
He's preformed really well in the preseason

so did Kevin Clob
maybe you can trade him for a 2nd or 3rd roundr

Finished my Top 100:

100. Tyler Eifert, TE, Bengals
99. Pernell McPhee, OLB, Bears
98. Elvis Dumervil, OLB, Ravens
97. Alshon Jeffery, WR, Bears
96. Sean Lee, OLB, Cowboys
95. Mark Ingram, TB, Saints
94. Jimmy Graham, TE, Seahawks
93. Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
92. Adam Jones, CB, Bengals
91. Kwon Alexander, ILB, Buccaneers
90. Mike Iupati, G, Cardinals
89. Brandon Marshall, WR, Jets
88. Richie Incognito, G, Bills
87. Mike Pouncey, C, Dolphins
86. Trent Williams, T, Redskins
85. Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks
84. Damon Harrison, DT, Giants
83. Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
82. Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
81. Patrick DiMarco, FB, Falcons
80. DeMarcus Ware, OLB, Broncos
79. Eric Weddle, S, Ravens
78. Mike Daniels, DE, Packers
77. Kawann Short, DT, Panthers
76. Jason Verrett, CB, Chargers
75. Darius Slay, CB, Lions
74. Tamba Hali, OLB, Chiefs
73. Jamaal Charles, TB, Chiefs
72. Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
71. Ryan Kalil, C, Panthers
70. Johnathan Joseph, CB, Texans
69. Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys
68. Dontari Poe, DT, Chiefs
67. Allen Robinson, WR, Jaguars
66. LeSean McCoy, TB, Bills
65. Derrick Johnson, ILB, Chiefs
64. Marcell Dareus, DT, Bills
63. Reshad Jones, S, Dolphins
62. Philip Rivers, QB, Chargers
61. Doug Martin, TB, Buccaneers
60. Jason Peters, T, Eagles
59. Josh Norman, CB, Redskins
58. Jamie Collins, ILB, Patriots
57. Vontaze Burfict, OLB, Bengals
56. Mario Williams, DE, Dolphins
55. Devin McCourty, S, Patriots
54. Chris Harris, CB, Broncos
53. Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
52. Todd Gurley, TB, Rams
51. K.J. Wright, OLB, Seahawks
50. Linval Joseph, DT, Vikings
49. Travis Frederick, C, Cowboys
48. Anthony Sherman, FB, Chiefs
47. Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
46. Kam Chancellor, S, Seahawks
45. Darrelle Revis, CB, Jets
44. Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals
43. Bobby Wagner, ILB, Seahawks
42. Malcolm Jenkins, S, Eagles
41. Anthony Barr, OLB, Vikings
40. Cameron Jordan, DE, Saints
39. Zack Martin, G, Cowboys
38. Gerald McCoy, DT, Buccaneers
37. Terron Armstead, T, Saints

cont:

36. Muhammad Wilkerson, DE, Jets
35. DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
34. Odell Beckham, WR, Giants
33. Le'Veon Bell, TB, Steelers
32. Earl Thomas, S, Seahawks
31. Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
30. Eric Berry, S, Chiefs
29. NaVorro Bowman, ILB, 49ers
28. Maurkice Pouncey, C, Steelers
27. Justin Houston, OLB, Chiefs
26. Michael Bennett, DE, Seahawks
25. Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
24. Marshal Yanda, G, Ravens
23. Harrison Smith, S, Vikings
22. Fletcher Cox, DT, Eagles
21. Tyrann Mathieu, S, Cardinals
20. A.J. Green, WR, Bengals
19. Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
18. Geno Atkins, DT, Bengals
17. Drew Brees, QB, Saints
16. Adrian Peterson, TB, Vikings
15. Ndamukong Suh, DT, Dolphins
14. Tyron Smith, T, Cowboys
13. Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
12. Khalil Mack, DE, Raiders
11. Richard Sherman, CB, Seahawks
10. Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
9. Joe Thomas, T, Browns
8. Luke Kuechly, ILB, Panthers
7. Von Miller, OLB, Broncos
6. Patrick Peterson, CB, Cardinals
5. Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
4. Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
3. Rob Gronkowski, TE, Patriots
2. Aaron Donald, DT, Rams
1. J.J. Watt, DE, Texans

>Jimmy Graham > Tyler Eifert

I'm not even a Bungholes fan but you're functionally retarded.

I'm not saying we'll get a starter
but a third round QB is going to lose value the longer he's sitting on the bench

this barely deserved a (you)
but good lord you're a special kind of idiot

>a guy who's had one good NFL season is better than one of the best pass-catching TEs of all time
Gtfo pleb. Idgaf if Graham is worthless in the run game, so were Ozzie Newsome and Shannon Sharpe.

>as little recent success as the ravens

dude what?

>can't even begin to dispute any of it
>i-idiot
lol, now you've shown us all what a cuck you are.

>calvin pryor
>sheldon richardson
>leonard williams
>darron lee
>jordan jenkins
>lorenzo mauldin
>marcus gilchrist

>all this high quality youth on the defensive side of the ball

hnggggggggggggg

who the fuck is this ferris bueller faggot?

>a guy who is reduced to absolute dogshit without Drew Brees throwing to him is somehow better than a guy outfucking him at every stat

he's a fine upstanding korean picture book fiddler

Explain this.

Has Eifert even played a full season? Guy has all the talent in the world but he's made of glass

t. seahawks fan

axl rose and his fans

quality b8

jimmy graham is one of the most athletic tight ends ever and he helped brees as much as brees helped him. He struggled last year like the other thousand players who struggle the first year they are traded to a new offense.

>brandon marshall at 89

he's top 5, and he may be aging but so is fitzgerald

221 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

Saints fan here, Jimmy is nothing without Brees. I was hoping >we would trade him even earlier to milk two first rounders out of some gullible retards, Ben Watson literally outproduced him handily this year.

No you fucking moron, Brees didn't even lose a step without Graham, in fact you could easily make an argument that he played BETTER without him. Meanwhile Jimmy was utter ass in Seattle.

Why is the first Mad Max set in a normal world but the Road Warrior is set in an unexplained nuclear wasteland?

>go to team with a worse QB
>only a slight decrease in yards/game
>increase in yards/reception
>"reduced to absolute dogshit"

>outfucking him at every state
First-year football fan confirmed.
>yards/game: Graham 60.2 > Eifert 37.8
>yards/reception: Graham 12.3 > Eifert 11.7
>TD.game: Graham .596 > Eifert .517
>drop %: Graham 4.6% > Eifert 5.8

Nope, guess again.

Graham had 10 TDs in his last year with Brees and 2 TDs with Memeson throwing to him.

Found the fantasy football player. Graham actually had a lot of yards and a high yards per catch, his touchdowns were the only thing that wasn't as good as when he was with the Saints

>have a worse QB
>catch fewer TDs
Isn't this the expected outcome?

>yards per catch

Meme stat.

>fantasy football player

Haven't played fantasy football in like forever and I actually watched Graham's entire career in New Orleans, every single game.

>touchdowns were the only thing

And since TEs are the ultimate redzone weapon, getting barely any TDs is a pretty big deal.

>hurr everything he did before doesn't mean anything because of one bad season