ITT: We tell the sickest jokes ever. Even for Sup Forums

ITT: We tell the sickest jokes ever. Even for Sup Forums.

What do you call someone with no body and just a nose
Nobody knows

how do you get a jewish girls number?
you roll up her sleeve

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Knock knock

fuck off

How does a mother from west virginia know when her daughter reaches puberty?

When she starts tasting blood on her son's cock

Why don't Jewish men ever try to molest little boys and girls?

What's good on pizza but bad on pussy?

Crust

what do you call a jewish girls boobs?
jewbs

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

Ohh shit dude, you got him.

Some men love their girls young and tender

I love my girls ten and younger

along with heaps of other things......

Holy shit that loop is perfect lol

Because they aren't white no matter how hard they try?

What's the best part about raping a four year old boy?

Watching him cry on the witness stand.

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What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarterback dude!!

Fucking newfag holy shit this is probablyolder than you

Amazing loop. OC?

Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to spend a dollar trying to groom a child.

What’s the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can’t fuck a rock.

I love you too babe

@689865727
Fuckin perfect loop!! hahah

I thought it when pussy get hairier

do you got the pic of him in a leash?

That loop is fucking SICK

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

How about you leave this place

dat loop

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Ohhh my god that is so well thought of you can't fuck the rock but you can the babby even though it's dead and it's a baby! XDD i lol'd!

whats the worst thing about fucking a 3 year old?

getting blood on your clown suit

I already came thanks

kek

Damn that loop is on point. Saved!

Seen a lot of loops in my life
This is by far the most phat

omg that loop! omg

wow this loop is perfect!!!

just these two sorry

>All these shitty overly edgy jokes

WEW LAD

What's yellow and melts in your mouth?

A leper's dick.

How do you titfuck a nine year old?

You break her shoulders.

What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?

A fridge doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

I'm still waiting for someone to say "Who's there?"

What is the difference between pimples and a priest?

Pimples usually come on a boys face after he turns 12

kek

Q: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy?

A: Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.

A man goes into the doctor asking for birth control for his teenage daughter. The doctor asks, why, is she sexually active?

Man says, no, she just lays there like her mother.

heh.

Anything seems a perfect loop when you play something, then repeat it in reverse.

Fucking idiot.

Jesus you're no better when you start posting fucking honey boo boo's mom in the thread. How is this bitch not dead yet

Why did the little black kid start crying when he got diarrhea?
He thought he was melting

How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

So I'm going down on this chick when I taste horse semen and blood and I'm like "grandma, that's how you died!!"

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What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.

checked

>Sailor gets shore leave
>decides to go whore house
>only $5
>"Scuz me madam lady, I'm very horny but I only have$5"
>"Well, $5 will get you a fuck with the one on the back porch"
>sailor goes back porch
>dark but not too dark
>fucks
>fucks
>fucks
>finishes
>goes back to madam
>"scuz madam lady, is she ok? She just laid there the whole time, until I came and then she cried a little
>Madam turn over her shoulder and yell upstairs
>"Vern! Dead one's full again!"

[–]Masturbortion 28 points 2 years ago

What's the difference between the cum splattered torso of a 14 year old girl and a million dollars?

I don't have a million dollars in the crawlspace of my hous

The other day I was eating pussy and I tasted donkey cum. I sat right up and said, "Oh, grandma! So that's how you died!"

Want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig rolled in the mud

Is that confirmed science???

ah shit beat me to it

holy fuck

What do Jewish pedophiles say?

"Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

Keep on waiting faggot

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Who's there?

What is the worst thing about eating your vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchairs when you are done.

But it's really really funny

Want to hear a clean one
The pig had a bath

Check

The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in

What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

I can't gargle sand

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.

Anna

Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

check who?

Think I threw up a little..

Check my dubs

Chubby checkers faggot

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?

The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You've already told her twice

Underrated

Man walks into a bar. He notices a jar with money in it over the bar. He asks the bartender what the money's for.
Bartender says, "Oh, we've got ourselves a contest here, y'see...You pay $10, but if you beat all 3 challenges, you win all the money."
"What's the contest?" the man asks.
"First, you've gotta knock out Bruno with one shot," the bartender says - pointing to the 6'6, 300 lb dim-witted bouncer. "Then, we take you out back to the kennel, where our doberman has an impacted wisdom tooth, and you have to remove it. Finally, you have to have sex with Agnes," he continued, pointing to a mummy-like elderly woman in the corner, "until she has an orgasm."
"Screw that," the man says. "That's way too tough!" But, a few drinks in, he'd gotten his Irish courage up, and he dropped his $10 in the jar.
He leapt up, ran over to Bruno and - summoning all his strength, caught the bouncer completely by surprise, knocking him out with one punch. The crowd - sensing the possibilities, began cheering him on, as they led him to the back kennel.
Once the door was shut, the crowd heard horrible growling sounds coming from the dog, punctuated, finally, by a loud *squeak*.
The door opened, and the man stepped out and said,"OK, now take me to that old lady with the bad tooth?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizza doesnt scream in the oven

What do apples and niggers have in common?
They both hang in a tree in my back yard

What do you do when you see a nigger suffering in your back yard?
Stop laughing and shoot again

Whats the difference between a nigger and dog shit?
Dog shit even turns white and stops stinking

Whats red, white and blue and hangs in my tree?
A nigger, and you can paint yours any color you want

Whats the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork

Whats harder than walking on a beach full of dead babies?
My dick

Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?
So you can cum in its mouth while it screams

Anna who?

TLDR

Hhaaha you bastard those are actually catchy. You cheeky bastard.

I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans.
Got a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

This samefag baitfag

That's not funny

Underrated 2

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.

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A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the coridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
"Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?" she cried.
The doctor replied: "I'm just joking with you! It was stillborn."

Not me dude lmao

could be worded better. remember, brevity is wit