Hey b I ate a tide pod for a dare how fucked am I?

Hey b I ate a tide pod for a dare how fucked am I?

Hope you like being in the hospital OP

Drink some Kool aid and walk it off you'll be fine probably

Does it matter what colour? I only have red and purple.

Oh shit nigga you got purple? You'll be fucking fine

Also keep dumping scanty pics, that might help too

Thanks boss, I was worried. Might not have to roll dice for luck check after all.

Knee socks best grill

You're goddamn right

I'm always right boss

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Damn, this is some top quality. Got moar?

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Mind dicks?

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u dun fucked up

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Nope, no problem at all. Futa is alright with me

Also nice dubs

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Ty

Still here, my friend, bumping if you got more

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Anymore foot stuff?

Not much more

Well its been fun and very much appreciated

Last one, farewell friends. Knee socks best grill

Godspeed you magnificent son of a bitch