ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

I masturbates in my old Bionicle's box when no one is home.

I'm muslim.

my cars finger tried to friend me in the back of my mom

I'm happy with my family

I've been planning to end my life for three years now - I've paid for burial expenses, set aside my possessions for people and even set up a gmail with a number of emails to be sent out to people after I'm gone.

Many people think that manic depression is a thing you just get over - but happily, dignitas agrees with me, and will be assisting me when I'm ready.

I've been stealing girls underwear for years now, I don't horde them but recently I've been stealing thongs from girls my gf hates!
She has so many she doesn't realise they are new and wears them, its amazing.

You don't feel disdain for western culture or feel the need to shoot or blow anything up, do you? If not, then have a nice day.

i really like donuts

I was fooled by a snap chatter and my nudes will be on the Internet for the first time ever soon.

Inb4 my fault
I know

Feels bad man

femanon?
if so, might as well get ahead of the game and dump them here.

Didn't save them, he refused to send them back ha

>you asked him to send them back

how did he trick you in the first place?

Cam blackmail guy reporting

dump em.

yes please share.

I sometimes jerk off to my little sister's nudes that I got from her phone

TL;DR I'm in financial crisis, desperate. Offered to pay for my nudes (nothing I've ever even considered before.) took the risk hoping this wouldn't be the outcome. Alas.

want T-T

Genuine offer - how much do you want for a decent photoset?

Never again user

In 17.5 years I will revengefuck the daughter of my ex-gf

Have feet fetish

I hate my child, I smoke weed and do copious amounts of cocaine, I have a fetish for creampies, but no desire to actually get a girl pregnant, I diddled my little cousin a little.

oh, this girl?

was in that thread yesterday. how much for a live camshow? we can sort the cash so you're confident it's not a scam.

I feel disdain for western culture, and I'm so white I'm practically fucking see-through

All I'm gonna share, she isn't strictly of a proper age yet

Oh you. Stop kidding and just accept that there are ways to make money now that you've taken the first step. Like chaturbate!

That would result in instant ban I'm affraid

>small party- me and my gf and another couple at home
>bitch gf was really annoying, as I drank more and more I felt that she was doing her best to piss me off on purpose
>black out from them vodkas
>wake up at another friend's house, my leg hurts
>apparently I kinda went mad and beat the shit out of all of them (1 guy and 2 fcking girls) and after that I went to the kitchen, returned with a knife and stabbed myself in the leg in front of them.
>then walked to the other friends house with the knife in my leg and full of blood

Is there something wrong with me? should I get help?

user you need to share more of that 21-year old beauty just there.

Let my dog fuck me.

I'm a dude

Which culture do you like?

I feel we are friends cam blackmail guy, but I am prepared to sacrifice you for a good look at your collection.

No, I'd rather be homeless than fooled again. Thanks anyway user

Hop over to infinichan and post a link in teens.

I torture animals because I'm a masochist who enjoys feeling bad as I do it.

Yes. And you should never drink again.

Yes. You're a pathological liar.

fair enough. let me know if you change your mind.
I'm the one from the thread who was explaining the arrangement I have with some girls. There are ways to do it safely.

I draw fetish furry porn for weed money

So I can feel foolish in a different forum?

Should've listened to you

Why do you feel foolish? Nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, and using it to earn some cash is just as honourable.

somehow the "never drink again" part scares me more than being a violent, wife beater asshole

I'd have to be at home on my pc on mobile at the mo I'm afraid.

I can wait. I'm a patient pervert.

ICantRead

Except I earned nothing. He just laughed and said "to be fair you trusted someone from Sup Forums"

True, my b.

I have a butthole.

once I masturbated in the car with my parents and sister in it on the way to school.

i masturbated whit this guy

i just started cheating on my fiance of 7 years to become a slave to my Mistress that i met through work.

Try it for yourself, it's very simple and the younguns panic.

So...Your logic in life is to assume all Sup Forumstards are douches? How about this - I'll trust you. Name the price, and I'll pay you up front, assuming you're a good looking lass. Was the user posted you?

I want to make love to, fuck the shit out of and wife up my gfs bestie

need help with damage control/what options are still open? I have your snap written down somewhere.

When my mom was a fall-down drink-into-coma drunk, I had sex with her until she got knocked up by "someone." She then went completely sober and raised my sister-daughter better than she did me.

^Found the human.

Been fucking one of my best friends' GF (now ex-gf) for the last couple of days.

Sex is hit-and-miss, sometimes good sometimes bad, as I haven't had sex for almost a year before that, but she seems super in to me. Don't know what to do or how to feel, but I know I feel great when she's around.

Any advice ?

I truly doubt there's anything to be done user. It's w/e

this

user I don't even know what fair going rates for this type of thing are. I appreciate it though

There's nothing to get the pics back, yeah. but depending on what was in the pics and what he knows about you, there might also be nothing to really worry about.

I want to ask whats a good free vpn to use but im too afraid to ask :(

bump for interest

I'm not ashamed of my body but he assured me I'll be on Sup Forums soon. I'm just a little ashamed of being trusting, and I hope no one I know sees simply bc it's uncharacteristic

free ones are usually unreliable as fuck user. Paid ones are pretty cheap though.

Good and Free are not compatible. Good and Reasonable is a more responsible expectation.

those are excellent digits

I was just going to use it to shitpost anyway, not really worth money but none of the free proxies or vpns seem to be able to handle 4chengos captcha

Make a burner ID for kik or something. Let's negotiate.

I don't see why in western culture, it's not okay to hate something. For example I hate anyone that's not white, but I'm not going to hurt or kill anyone over it. I have people preaching to me constantly about tolerance and shit. Lol like I have to tolerate them, but they don't have to tolerate me. Its all the same bullshit, everyone wants to be the good guy. I say fuck all that nigger shit, you don't have to like me cause I sure as fuck don't like you. However when you tell me that I either have to do something or cannot do something based on your opinions and beliefs, than you're crossing a line.

I fap to trap

if it was tits and lower half of the face it went up in that thread just before it died. But zero identifying info, it could have been anyone.

Being trusting on Sup Forums isn't the best idea. If you give it another shot don't rely on trust, there are methods.

What site is that?

You don't know how to google, motherfucker?

Could've been. I did try to be precautious as possible In unknown territory.

My 14 year old neighbor has the hots for me, and I gave in to her advances more times than I like to admit... each time I hold my breath until she gets her peroid.

I like watching my little pony

Me too

Pics?

My wife's best friend's kid is actually mine. My wife and her husband have no idea. It happened on New Year's Eve a couple years ago. We were both drunk, our partners had drunk themselves into unconsciousness. Only time I've ever cheated. Yes, we decided on paternity testing. We also decided that we would never speak of it.

why didn't you just do anal

then unless you gave him your full name or some shit you've got no risk of being found out. half the
learning experience, feel shit about it for a day, then move on.

If you decide to get back into it I've got an open offer to cum for me on cam. half money up front, half on completion.

I've had a threesome with women

femanon, you have some nigger willing to learn you some shit on how to hoe yourself out for cash on the internet. Worst case scenario you bitch out and learn some shit. Don't be a pussy

I see just reddit shit

You fucking POS liar. No one that frequents Sup Forums has sex with women. Not even the women.

I made a mistake by sending this fuckboy nudes :( once we stopped talking he sent them to all his friends and some of mine too. Sucks :(

I like jerking off with futa humanized ponies being circumciced without anesthesia to after make them eat her own foreskin cooked as onion rings.

Because I was 11-14 years old and thrilled I was getting the vag (she sobered up when she got preggy and I was 14).

No personal info thankfully.

And thank you user, i may take you up on that someday. Where do I contact?

See that explains EVERYTHING.

secretly gay loner nerd at school, catfishing popular guy at school. He ends up playing soccer with me at lunch and comes up to me afterwords. I know his interests, and am able to fit in and he asks for my snapchat and we become best friends. Act like I get hella pussy and it turns out that I am attractive but not putting myself out there (which makes sense because I am secretly gay). End up more popular than him but I screenshot all his pics he sends me on snapchat with my ipad, jack off to them every day. Also, there were some hoes that live nearby that I convinced to do a foursome, so that they will suck us off at the same time and then we bust on their face and they lick it off each other - but in reality imma try to use it to get a good look of his dick haha. Also if this gets found out im probably gonna kill myself to be honest. PLUS, i'm still catfishing him too. I know it sounds like im happy with this but I never expected him to become my friend its so fucked up

I accepted offer user

You did? Where's my contact?

God bless you femanon. God bless.

i was drunk and i kissed a guy to find out if i am gay

I've got your snap, I'll message you from a throwaway. it's easier than setting up temporary emails and kiks.

Just tell him you're down to fuck.