>Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >No stealing (unless trips or more) >No oversexualised content >No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion) >Discussion is welcomed >Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking >3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell >Most importantly, have fun!
(steam summer sale megumin) In just under 12 hours, yes.
Rory-sama claimed
Jaxon Cox
Miho claimed
Nolan Watson
Being this bad
Kevin Carter
Rory pls
Not this kind of torture, let me assure you that
Andrew Clark
still here
Owen Gonzalez
And I'm off to sleep.
See you later everyone.
Hunter Wilson
(Tsun) The way you interact with us, obviously~ >steam summer sale megumin >toppest of kek I see, damn shame Goodnight Kyouko~
Robert Rivera
Oi I didnt ask for a comment m8 Il fite u Goodnight Kyouko
Brandon Hughes
Good night
Christian Gomez
Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
Evan Collins
Thanks for thread, Kyou-chan. Sleep well.
Nathan Ramirez
Human girl claimed
Leo Flores
>20/20 waifu claim
Evening, Miho. Or morning. Whichever. Saw you and Fluffy today. Would ship if Tats wasnt your soulmate. Whatcha up to?
First Koko, now you, Sanae?! I thought you left for good! It's great to see you again. How've you been?
Hello to you, Chara. Hmmm...hard to say. If I had a good answer, it'd be "life". "Life" will happen. I'll wake up another year older doing the same thing I've done for the past 241 years.
Juan Morris
Hi my name is Carmen Winstead, I am seventeen years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you I am dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listen to the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing, my laughing. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message. But it was already too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom to find only a message written in blood on the wall. It said: >He's gone, you can never get him back >His body is missing because he is with me The police found his body in a sewer with a broken neck and a torn off face. A girl named Charlotte received this message. She immediately sent it to 25 people, 15 more than she had to. To this day I look over her every secound of her life, protecting her from danger.
Owen Morris
Good night
Il fite you more than you fite me m8
Sticks and bones it is then.
Sup Jenny?
So tomorrow is your birthday?
Noah Bailey
>(steam summer sale megumin) Rory please, my sides.
Night Kyokokoko
I don't act tsun towards you guys!
>Makoto >Shitty wifi won't let me uplaod a pic
Dylan Reyes
Just sitting around right now going to uber soon.
How you been?
Nolan Reyes
Underage b&
Jace Morgan
Is it fucking 2008?
Ian Peterson
nothing really. internet is still shit though. >shitty wifi won't let me upload a pic I know that feel bro
Justin Wilson
No, actually, June 15th was my birthday. But I was born very late that day. 11:32 PM. Maki and I share the same b-day which is odd and fantastic.
Gabriel Carter
Claimed. What do you have to consume at your residence? I just drinking some powder I mixed with water. Pretty much a meal replacement thing. What shift do you work? I assuming 2nd? Never played that game heard it was fun, but don't want to purchase a WiiU though. Another user replaced Megumin with a boat by that looks of it? Oh how I feel bad about her. Good to see you again. How it goes? Ja, nah I had to attend to something I wish I had nothing to do with. I got back two days ago feeling bad, though a tad better. You? Wonderful to see you!
Asher Jones
Shitty wifi is gone, I can use the slightly less shitty wifi now! Huzzah!
Kayden Robinson
I claim all waifus.
Lucas Cooper
Yes you do~ All Megu-fags are bound to be boat-fuckers kek It's nice to see you again, I'm doing alright~ What about you?
Jeremiah Campbell
Snuggles?
Kevin Thomas
Nah not particularly. Not a bad day though, apart from too much sleep.
Matthew Evans
10 to 6 im going to bed
Dylan Walker
I aint got nothing. When i go uber ill get something.
Owen Myers
i'm still stuck with 100k~ internet until whenever. >no trips Try harder lightweight I think the first bayonetta is availiable on ps3. night
Justin Thomas
L33t GET
Julian Foster
>Internet still shit I feel you. Must be a pain in the ass to actually post.
Ah, I see. I don't even know when I was born exactly, I only know the day. Why is it odd and fantastic that you and Maki share the same birthday?
>I mean my birthday is the same as Mickey Mouse
It's a lot of fun. Kinda like a female Dante I suppose? Sexist jokes and verbal burns everywhere.
also, nice get
fine
Jaxson Morgan
How?!
If that was my normal internet speed, I'd probably.... always be at a friends house, bumming wifi.
Jace White
Have a restful sleep Tomo, and take care.
Jason Flores
I dunno Having a healing factor Immunity to straight out death 40 years until true reality warping And a halberd the weight of your average car Fite me I do come up with some good ones on occasion Well, tomorrows last day of work for the week. So its a good day. >online warehouse megumin
Benjamin Ward
Yay
James Williams
Less than well, I'm afraid. Wasting my days. You get calls this early? Uber treating you any better?
>ghost Doesn't eternity make them exempt?
If only
Trying to kick-start my life after a really terrible experience. But I'm holding up well. I only come by waifu about once a week now, so this is pure luck we managed to time it right. That sounds like dangerous work. Business or pleasure?
Jason Martin
The joy of stable internet connection
Ayden Martinez
Kek
Ian Thompson
i'm not stuck with it forever. it's normally 1-2mb (although it's supposed to be 6mb). it just does this from time to time. dunno why
Christian Clark
Having enough determination and speed to actually learn every attack you can throw at me
I guess this is going to be a very long and boring fight without a winner
If you don't know then you literally have no basis, what the fuck mang!?
Benjamin Green
not regularly. about twice a year. last for about a few weeks at a time.
Good morning autism
>mgs >peace walker Mah nigga
William Garcia
Tired and bad, but better than the past two days. Please tell me that there's another Megumin here.... Also how was it the past weeks here? How long is that? And what do you prefer to eat? I don't have a PS3 no more though, and if I did I would have to purchase a WiiU to follow the story, which I'm not too fond of diong for a singe game. D.M.C is a fantastic game! The the third one is my fav. And for the get, I don't know what it means... Sorry. Checked. More like a family/Business ordeal. Got betrayed. But it's aright it's life, I do not grudge. Enough about that, I glad I came on today, I haven't spoke to Koko yet. Also it's good to hear, still drink it up?
Jaxson Hernandez
Kek you guys can't do anything to me >cheat codes >knowing every combo in game >cab screen peek >max level prestige AR15 named the Sandy Mateen Ohio Tech >light level 3000+ >selfres because am sunsinger >also has halberd
Kek newfags
Jacob Russell
When i get off my ass and take a shower. Probably Mc D's
Alexander Stewart
It's intuition mang Something happened friend? Yeah, there's a new Megu here, we often talk on Tele A bunch of people left /waifu/, including Hand
Oh. So that's how it works. I'd be sure to tip ya if I were ever in need of transport. But I'd probably only do if I had been stabbed and needed a back-alley stitch up.
I just need something to take my mind off of everything. Lately, the liquors just been makin' me despise my inaction even more.
It's a statistical marvel. But as likely to happen as not, I guess. But yes, I agree heh.
1337 is l33t get Don't worry, I also just know the number also, I'm ashamed to say that I never played one DMC. I'll definitely buy it over the years though since it's something I need as a collector.
oh, shut up Mi Liu
It's nice getting to know you. I've seen you some times here but never talked to you until now. Care to tell a bit about yourself?
Easton Allen
Getting stabbed what you doing? And drinking is bad M-kay.
Connor Campbell
o shi-
Woof woof
Thomas Moore
Oh. That's fucking weird yo.
That's not a valid basis to go calling someone a tsun for!
Gabriel Diaz
Robo bork?
Cooper Price
my waifu is not an animal. no furry oh shit, you made her mad.
i'm glad you slept well are you swedish?
Austin Long
Holy shit, kek. Saving that one for when I'm horny.
I...is that from SEL...yes it is. Oh god.
Beautiful. Domo.
This is nice. I haven't heard that ost in a while.
Thanks, all
Jack Robinson
Alright... I'll only call you that when you call me Discount Megu and any other variant Deal?
Easton James
No, Ill win in 40 years and become the godess of love. Possibly. Saturday is Pathfinder session. What game? That sounds like a whole ton of faggotry But you are tsun.
Jose Butler
Star Butterfly claimed.
Mason Howard
I have that max level prestige AR15 named the Sandy Mateen Ohio Tech tho
Lucas Jenkins
>twofer megumin
Andrew Long
Furry
Ryder Torres
No way, once I get a soul I can just erase everything. Turning the world, no the whole concept of space and time into nothing.
Christian Lewis
more of a basis than when you used to call me tsun also claimed
Adrian Flores
>horny What?
Adrian Morales
Sorry mixed up the music. Chen, my Serial Experiments comment was for you.
And Rei, this is an odd genre to relax to.
Gabriel Morris
well that's a bummer. i picked up one over here for 80$, controller and everything. i'm made of steel bitch, cum in me i'll just wait it out. i can't be arsed to look up why.
Colton Hughes
Claiming Asuka Shikinami Langley.
The best waifu.
Jackson Rogers
Your taste is shit, Hoshi.
Christopher Robinson
traitor
James Mitchell
no problem yeah, it's from SEL
>
ill eat you alive
Adam Peterson
Yush, I am.
: >
It's alright! Uh, I call it "music I like", it relaxes me at least.
Good afternoon, friend!
Jaxon Torres
Your salt validates my opinion.
Jace Foster
In that world. And you need 6 souls for that. >pretty sure my timeline in my world means you erase only the gate, meaning Emloy births me again in the other world. >you only make this worse I liked 1 as a game. 3 is just screwy because I got the original release where Normal is Hard. Really soured me towards it. New Asuka only? >obligatRory why not both
Jaxson Sanchez
Deal. I can live with that.
I am not! I swear to god Rory, I will drain your headlight fluid!
I'm sorry, you literally said you wanted to see her when she appeared in threads, to turn 180 and deny it 5 minutes later when she got in the chat! Both you and Lt. Tsun did that!
Hasn't it been a week now?
Jeremiah Allen
Good afternoon. Do you have a folder of a character you like and know about the Hunger Games Simulator?
Jordan Lopez
The only thing salty you'll taste is my dick in your mouth, chink.
Hudson Cook
...
Christopher Sanders
Well i hope its over now and youre better off from it. That statement has never been more true haha. Been drinking whiskey, lately though.
Hypothetical* of course. Smoking is worse.
N...Nothing!
Austin Edwards
Of course both, I just use the most recent version of her as reaction images.