Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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cirno
(steam summer sale megumin)
In just under 12 hours, yes.
Rory-sama claimed
Miho claimed
Being this bad
Rory pls
Not this kind of torture, let me assure you that
still here
And I'm off to sleep.
See you later everyone.
(Tsun)
The way you interact with us, obviously~
>steam summer sale megumin
>toppest of kek
I see, damn shame
Goodnight Kyouko~
Oi
I didnt ask for a comment m8
Il fite u
Goodnight Kyouko
Good night
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Thanks for thread, Kyou-chan. Sleep well.
Human girl claimed
>20/20 waifu claim
Evening, Miho. Or morning. Whichever. Saw you and Fluffy today. Would ship if Tats wasnt your soulmate. Whatcha up to?
First Koko, now you, Sanae?! I thought you left for good! It's great to see you again. How've you been?
Hello to you, Chara. Hmmm...hard to say. If I had a good answer, it'd be "life". "Life" will happen. I'll wake up another year older doing the same thing I've done for the past 241 years.
Hi my name is Carmen Winstead, I am seventeen years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you I am dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listen to the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing, my laughing. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message. But it was already too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom to find only a message written in blood on the wall. It said:
>He's gone, you can never get him back
>His body is missing because he is with me
The police found his body in a sewer with a broken neck and a torn off face. A girl named Charlotte received this message. She immediately sent it to 25 people, 15 more than she had to. To this day I look over her every secound of her life, protecting her from danger.
Good night
Il fite you more than you fite me m8
Sticks and bones it is then.
Sup Jenny?
So tomorrow is your birthday?
>(steam summer sale megumin)
Rory please, my sides.
Night Kyokokoko
I don't act tsun towards you guys!
>Makoto
>Shitty wifi won't let me uplaod a pic
Just sitting around right now going to uber soon.
How you been?
Underage b&
Is it fucking 2008?
nothing really. internet is still shit though.
>shitty wifi won't let me upload a pic
I know that feel bro
No, actually, June 15th was my birthday. But I was born very late that day. 11:32 PM. Maki and I share the same b-day which is odd and fantastic.
Claimed.
What do you have to consume at your residence?
I just drinking some powder I mixed with water. Pretty much a meal replacement thing.
What shift do you work? I assuming 2nd?
Never played that game heard it was fun, but don't want to purchase a WiiU though.
Another user replaced Megumin with a boat by that looks of it? Oh how I feel bad about her.
Good to see you again. How it goes?
Ja, nah I had to attend to something I wish I had nothing to do with. I got back two days ago feeling bad, though a tad better. You? Wonderful to see you!
Shitty wifi is gone, I can use the slightly less shitty wifi now! Huzzah!
I claim all waifus.
Yes you do~
All Megu-fags are bound to be boat-fuckers kek
It's nice to see you again, I'm doing alright~
What about you?
Snuggles?
Nah not particularly.
Not a bad day though, apart from too much sleep.
10 to 6 im going to bed
I aint got nothing. When i go uber ill get something.
i'm still stuck with 100k~ internet until whenever.
>no trips
Try harder lightweight
I think the first bayonetta is availiable on ps3.
night
L33t GET
>Internet still shit
I feel you. Must be a pain in the ass to actually post.
Ah, I see. I don't even know when I was born exactly, I only know the day.
Why is it odd and fantastic that you and Maki share the same birthday?
>I mean my birthday is the same as Mickey Mouse
It's a lot of fun. Kinda like a female Dante I suppose? Sexist jokes and verbal burns everywhere.
also, nice get
fine
How?!
If that was my normal internet speed, I'd probably.... always be at a friends house, bumming wifi.
Have a restful sleep Tomo, and take care.
I dunno
Having a healing factor
Immunity to straight out death
40 years until true reality warping
And a halberd the weight of your average car
Fite me
I do come up with some good ones on occasion
Well, tomorrows last day of work for the week. So its a good day.
>online warehouse megumin
Yay
Less than well, I'm afraid. Wasting my days. You get calls this early? Uber treating you any better?
>ghost
Doesn't eternity make them exempt?
If only
Trying to kick-start my life after a really terrible experience. But I'm holding up well. I only come by waifu about once a week now, so this is pure luck we managed to time it right. That sounds like dangerous work. Business or pleasure?
The joy of stable internet connection
Kek
i'm not stuck with it forever. it's normally 1-2mb (although it's supposed to be 6mb). it just does this from time to time. dunno why
Having enough determination and speed to actually learn every attack you can throw at me
I guess this is going to be a very long and boring fight without a winner
y-yay I suppose
>
oh shut the fuck up
Because we're both anonymous /waifu/ surfing on a random image board on the internet, we're friends, and we're in the same ship.
I dont get calls unless clocked in. And uber still sucks.
>Wasting my days
Know that feel
IDUNNO
You just are~
Tomorrow drunk day? :^)
Might be a signal problem. Does it happen regularly at certain times?
I see your fine taste in music.
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Still here I guess
Going to play Overcucked
Just woke up so
Claiming superior autism. ^u^
Nice.
That's neat!
Anybody got any chill tunes?
Current:
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>knowing every combo in the game
>being able to screen peek
My favorite at the moment~
youtube.com
Sure thing!
Ah, I see. Yeah, that always seems magical. It's nice to find a friend like that.
If you don't know then you literally have no basis, what the fuck mang!?
not regularly. about twice a year. last for about a few weeks at a time.
Good morning autism
>mgs
>peace walker
Mah nigga
Tired and bad, but better than the past two days.
Please tell me that there's another Megumin here....
Also how was it the past weeks here?
How long is that? And what do you prefer to eat?
I don't have a PS3 no more though, and if I did I would have to purchase a WiiU to follow the story, which I'm not too fond of diong for a singe game.
D.M.C is a fantastic game! The the third one is my fav. And for the get, I don't know what it means... Sorry.
Checked.
More like a family/Business ordeal. Got betrayed. But it's aright it's life, I do not grudge.
Enough about that, I glad I came on today, I haven't spoke to Koko yet. Also it's good to hear, still drink it up?
Kek you guys can't do anything to me
>cheat codes
>knowing every combo in game
>cab screen peek
>max level prestige AR15 named the Sandy Mateen Ohio Tech
>light level 3000+
>selfres because am sunsinger
>also has halberd
Kek newfags
When i get off my ass and take a shower. Probably Mc D's
It's intuition mang
Something happened friend?
Yeah, there's a new Megu here, we often talk on Tele
A bunch of people left /waifu/, including Hand
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Peaceful music.
Oh. So that's how it works. I'd be sure to tip ya if I were ever in need of transport. But I'd probably only do if I had been stabbed and needed a back-alley stitch up.
I just need something to take my mind off of everything. Lately, the liquors just been makin' me despise my inaction even more.
It's a statistical marvel. But as likely to happen as not, I guess. But yes, I agree heh.
>*can screen peek
Also, good morning Rei user, how was your sleep?
No meow, robo user?
>autism has awoken
kek, good morning robo
Also dis
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It was amazingly fantastically great! :3 I haven't slept this well for at least 3 days!
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1337 is l33t get
Don't worry, I also just know the number
also, I'm ashamed to say that I never played one DMC. I'll definitely buy it over the years though since it's something I need as a collector.
oh, shut up Mi Liu
It's nice getting to know you. I've seen you some times here but never talked to you until now.
Care to tell a bit about yourself?
Getting stabbed what you doing? And drinking is bad M-kay.
o shi-
Woof woof
Oh. That's fucking weird yo.
That's not a valid basis to go calling someone a tsun for!
Robo bork?
my waifu is not an animal.
no furry
oh shit, you made her mad.
i'm glad you slept well
are you swedish?
Holy shit, kek. Saving that one for when I'm horny.
I...is that from SEL...yes it is. Oh god.
Beautiful. Domo.
This is nice. I haven't heard that ost in a while.
Thanks, all
Alright... I'll only call you that when you call me Discount Megu and any other variant
Deal?
No, Ill win in 40 years and become the godess of love.
Possibly. Saturday is Pathfinder session.
What game?
That sounds like a whole ton of faggotry
But you are tsun.
Star Butterfly claimed.
I have that max level prestige AR15 named the Sandy Mateen Ohio Tech tho
>twofer megumin
Furry
No way, once I get a soul I can just erase everything. Turning the world, no the whole concept of space and time into nothing.
more of a basis than when you used to call me tsun
also claimed
>horny
What?
Sorry mixed up the music. Chen, my Serial Experiments comment was for you.
And Rei, this is an odd genre to relax to.
well that's a bummer. i picked up one over here for 80$, controller and everything.
i'm made of steel bitch, cum in me
i'll just wait it out. i can't be arsed to look up why.
Claiming Asuka Shikinami Langley.
The best waifu.
Your taste is shit, Hoshi.
traitor
no problem
yeah, it's from SEL
>
ill eat you alive
Yush, I am.
: >
It's alright! Uh, I call it "music I like", it relaxes me at least.
Good afternoon, friend!
Your salt validates my opinion.
In that world. And you need 6 souls for that.
>pretty sure my timeline in my world means you erase only the gate, meaning Emloy births me again in the other world.
>you only make this worse
I liked 1 as a game. 3 is just screwy because I got the original release where Normal is Hard. Really soured me towards it.
New Asuka only?
>obligatRory why not both
Deal. I can live with that.
I am not! I swear to god Rory, I will drain your headlight fluid!
I'm sorry, you literally said you wanted to see her when she appeared in threads, to turn 180 and deny it 5 minutes later when she got in the chat! Both you and Lt. Tsun did that!
Hasn't it been a week now?
Good afternoon. Do you have a folder of a character you like and know about the Hunger Games Simulator?
The only thing salty you'll taste is my dick in your mouth, chink.
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Well i hope its over now and youre better off from it. That statement has never been more true haha. Been drinking whiskey, lately though.
Hypothetical* of course. Smoking is worse.
N...Nothing!
Of course both, I just use the most recent version of her as reaction images.