Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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Kill yourself faggot
just hang baron

Glad you have a nickname you like...
>rattled REEEEE

The moon was shining on the lake at night
Your slayer fit the scene just right

Hello

>Guten morgen!
Heyo, how's it going?

This thread is much better than that shit /trash/ HG thread.

Scales are too hard for the halberd
Can still swat it through a mountain

Rory-sama claimed

Y'all need hobbies

Oi. Takes trips to steal. Don't try to get a discount on your rolls like you did your waifu.
>Rattle rattle
Hi Sachi. What's u...
How goes?

shit waifu
shit show
just end it all immediatly

I got cycling
Can only ride for so long
Top kek
I actually got quints the day I switched :^)

Kek
>Chara can stab the world and erase it's existence
>BUT THAT FUCKING SKELETON!

Uhm...
Wii
Wii U
XboX 360
PS2
PS4
PSP
Nintendo 3DS
Gameboy Advance SP
so... a bit of everything I suppose?

>Don't try to get a discount on your rolls like you did your waifu.
My sides don't exist in the galaxy after this week.

Have fun with all that NIN gear!

Then call them.

Ohhhh, that makes more sense then.

At work? I mean, I probably could for an hour, but my shift is already half over so I might as well just stick it out and pass out right when I get home.
>And hopefully not before hand on the road

>/waifufags/
>better than dank hg memes
Wew lad

Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum
I'm notch in your bedpost and you're just lion in a song
Drop a harp
Break a leg
We're always singing and sinking for the clotted cream
Going downtown and we're turning around
Sugar we're going out singing
I'll be just another worm with a mullet
I know you got cornflakes
So cook it in pudding

If you see my thead
I hope gives you cancer
Hope it gives you cancer
If you walk in my /trash/
I hope it gives you cancer
Gives you cancer
If you find a man who roleplays
Well he's a faggot from /trash/
And you're just as well

Kek

Massive get robot claimed. i'm off for a bit.
already did. They just told me to wait probably gonna call them again if this keeps up for a few more days

>20/20 waifu claimed

A teacher? Noble occupation, but not worth it in my opinion. But then again, I'm greedy. Respect.
So you're a retro gamer? My NES is still in perfect condition! Finally, another writer. Ever think of publishing a collection of short stories?

Squid is delicious when lightly battered
>that's not meant to be dark

I once started a Kickstarter for purchasing Oreos for myself. I couldn't make this shit up. It got $13 before it closed. After fees, I had enough for two boxes of Oreos.

Akiko claimed

O shit

Oh yeah I got a special students license from uni so I could get all programs from Adobe for 10 bucks or something
I have Indesign, Illustrator, photoshop, dreamweaver and a bunch of others

There could be a clever joke in there, but I don't see it

If you see my face
I hope it gives you hell
I hope it gives you hell
If you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell
I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man who gives a damn
And treats you Well
He's a fool and you're just as well

Ah well, be careful when you'll be on the road, alright?

/trash/ is shit.

In fields where nothing grew but weeds
I found a flower at my feet
Bending there in my direction
I wrapped a hand around its stem
And pulled until the roots gave in
Finding there what I've been missing
And I know

Yeah, I'm not even in university yet, so that's that.
Yup, I'm definitely a retro gamer. Sadly I still need to buy the whole retro consoles and some games. I'm so looking forward to get Earthbound and Super Metroid though.
I don't think I write enough to actually publish my short stories. And like I said, it's more a way to process some of the things which are happening in my life.
I'll probably write again when my great grandmother is dying. She gave us all a heart attack anyway by just laying in bed, not moving, not even reacting and two days later she's alive and kicking pretty much. Drinking and eating.

Holy shit, that makes it worth to purchase.

>cant hit a spooky scary skeleton
Top kek
>this is how I deal with special forces
>reduced to clear megumin

What a bunch of lazy cunts.

Of course. I've done days no sleep before, So I'm hoping I can keep myself good till home.

So I tell myself, tell myself, it's wrong
There's a point we pass
From which we can't return
I felt the cold rain of the coming storm

Best type moon claimed.

Claimed.
My mother used to have a little patch of corn, tomato and peaches, I enjoyed taking care of it, heat doesn't bother me as much. What labor did you perform?
Dang, I all I have is a G.B.A, N64, and a 3DS. Used to have a PS3 until it was corrupted. Also a PS2 but it got lost.
It's going easy for the most part, had a long work day. How about yourself?
Ja nice.
That's a freaking win! Must've been a great feeling! I'm a bit jel now....
Isn't there another Akiko?

Fuck your 2d shit

Superior autism claimed!
Boy, that was quite the lunch. ~

The best kind of .. bullying .. is patpats. It's proven by .. doctors and scientists and stuff!

Vile.

>posting shit tier 3d

AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN SO LONG
WHEN I DO I DREAM
OF DROWNING IN THE OCEAN
LONGING FOR THE SHORE
WHERE I CAN LAY MY HEAD DOWN
I'LL FOLLOW YOUR VOICE
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOUT IT OUT

hey shizuru i heard you were going to violate 89 cent megumeme :^)
im fine, just woke up like half a hour ago
>rattle rattle

Aussie internet and the companies are equally borked.
Whats good Shiki?
What did you have?
I bet she has the best personality

>~
>superior autism
>evangelion waifus
>bland emotionless waifus
>waifus at all
>calling something else vile even if true
>pat pats bullying
if I could sum up puke in one post this would be it

Oh I see. I'm good, my new keyboard just arrived earlier than expected. So I don't have to use a smaller keyboard that hurts my hands now

who dis

it's a boy

Maybe just a little. I mean, it's so cheap, how could i not?

Nothing much just woke up and listening to the GuP movie soundtrack.

youtube.com/watch?v=VvRpo0uU2RM&index=2&list=PLl9y7wYBLc6bmZmvKOeIFgIwR1gz5A7M2

heh, I know I watched your anime.
I don't have any gif that shows how I deal with things... maybe that one pic is sufficient.

I got my PS2 three years ago. I always wanted one but I never got one, so I'm actually really happy to have it.
Personally I'd like to have a PC too so I can play FF XIV again.

Inside my hands these petals brown
Dried up, fallen to the ground
But I knew it was already too late now
I stuck my fingers through the earth
Return thus flower to the dirt
So it could live
I walked away now

I'm a faggot.
Fuck, who's that

C'mon now...
Good to hear, still be careful tho~
I had to take out all the herbs in a tree field, pick up all the rocks in a field so that we could plant some cranberries, took 8 hours for me to finish.
Also had to handle some manure..

Miho claimed

Shit internet is shit

There was someone claiming her as a joke, we had a good time rolling for trips
But as far as I know I'm the only 'true' Akiko

Heya Miho

it's FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

Well good luck to you in your studies.

I havent played Super Metroid since I downloaded the rom a couple years back.

I'm sure the stories are passionate, if it's too cope and relieve stress.

You want Oreos? They're readily available, I mean. I could send you some if you live in some terrible land of pain and suffering.

Hello

Please /trash/ don't be so rude:(..

I'm the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
From the bible of none of the above
On a steady diet of
Soda pop and Ritalin
No one ever died for my sins in hell
As far as I can tell
At least the ones I got away with

And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
In a land of make believe
That don't believe in me

Get my television fix
Sitting on my crucifix
The living room or my private womb
While the Mom's and Brad's are away
To fall in love and fall in debt
To alcohol and cigarettes
And Mary Jane
To keep me insane,
Doing someone else's cocaine

And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
In a land of make believe
That don't believe in me

fuck no
don't relate me to them
shove a dildo up your dickhole

ur waifu a big shit

Mine is still down.

That sucks. My router was acting up.

*you're waifu a big shit

Heya Miho

Thank you, I'll try to do my best.

Same here, I played it on a rom after I played all the other Metroids. It was amazing when you compare it to the gba games of Metroid. The World was much bigger and more complex, the animations were smoother and there were so many optional things you could master like wall jumping and different beam mods.

Not so sure about that, but my german teacher said she liked them.
Oh yeah, I speak german, so I wrote my stories in german most of the time.

I can't put it off any more, I guess. 0500 and I work at 0900. I'll sleep.

Goodnight, e-body.

Good night Mirai and nice trips

Hello

Night

Sounds like a relaxed day then.
Yeah, you cheated for that though.
Its all for a good cause.
>teaching you how to handle mental attacks
Y u no sleep earlier
Go sleep

only a little?
no u
goodnight

nice trips
RIP Mirai

Good night, Chara-senpai
Keep my soul toasty
^3^

Forgot to add I'm going to sleep

That's not even mental attacks, it's just an annoyance ;-;
You fucks
>

Yes, exams are over so living the neet life for a couple of months. What about you, got plans for the day or is it already over?

How are you today Miho?

Huh? I did not! I just stabbed the world

I'm not going to bed you faggot, I just got up

See

What, should i go for a lot?
I miss being threatened by explosions.
It's not the same.

Doing ok so far. Going to uber soon.

Good, how much did you pay for it?
I use a tablet as a mouse and sometimes as a keyboard.
I'm planning on building a pc, but it's a bit expensive. But my childhood game for the PS2 is Timesplitters, so much fun in one game.
Never played F.F has a big following, but not into fantasy games.
Seems pretty easy for me at least.How long did ya last?
Really, I could've sworn that there's another.
I would like that, but Oreos don't agree with my body, sadly. Hot Cheetos Puffs are the best alternate.
And also goodnight and take great care.

well then sleep tight Mi Liu

>Chara

What do you mean going to uber?

Same here, but to build a PC I first need money and for that I need a job. So... more applications are needed to get written.
Parents told me I should look into Management more since I graduated from a business school. So I'll try that for a change.

I didn't pay that much. It was something like £15 with a mouse included. It's the same as my old one, which broke. It's cheaper than a lot of others, and it's good. I'm using the mouse I got with it as a spare though.

I can still do explosions
It was pretty easy, just the fucking mosquitoes
plus I didn't need the money, so why bother? lasted a week

Theres another kneesocks in the HGHOT thread, I dont know how to feel about this

Kneesocks claimed

since its so cheap might as well
don't mind us just plotting
>plotting rattles

Im an uber driver

DON'T BREAK THE FUCKING RURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURU9F4RUHFRUHWGEHPUINJERHURBYIPRRURURUS

>time to eliminate potential threats
>rattled assassination attempt

You're learning!
Im done, its 8:30 pm. Currently thinking I should sleep.
Yeah, you didnt fight any humans. Just the weakened animals
You should feel violated.

UBER DRIVE! WRYYYY

They're monster please. They're capable of using magic. MAGIC

Nah. It's not the same.
I wonder if there's a bargain price for bulk.

>UBER DRIVE! WRYYYY
Wat?

Have you seen that thing, her RP is weak

I do feel violated

Show us your RP, fag.

Well how was the day then?

I have been for weeks
Almost a month now
:c
>if trips get shizu stops the bullying

I have no idea what you mean with uber driver. What's a uber driver?
Like... a taxi? You pick people up and get them where they want and they give you money?

I never said mine was strong, Im only good at backstory.
My RP is even weaker.
Have to be crap to recognize crap

potential threats?
we're here to help actually
there might be

I do have a computer now but it's for drawing, Photoshop Elements 13 and basic internet things.
Now that I see some games I'll like to try out and to play with others on here.
You're 21 and graduated from business school?!
I'm the same age and haven't done anything yet...
Ah! Where are you from?
The keyboard I have is cheap but it gets the job done.
I give you props for trying it out!
Mosquitoes are nasty little pests.
Sounds like you're rolling in cash.

Oh look, internet is back

Yes. Im an uber driver which is a type of taxi.

But that magic is nothing to a single human child.
Then you should really feel more violated if the RP is bad as well.
You should always go for bulk.
>get huge
>HUGE
>U
>G
>E
Day was pretty bad. Constant feeling of nausea puts a bad light on everything.
>something I can do nothing but wait to resolve sadly
Got busy at times, for no reason and with no warning.
Just, suddenly the people left on campus were all
'We wanna eat here'
Usual uni cafe things.
You still have far to go!
>you still react to bullying instead of encouraging it
>we do this shit for reactions

I thought that the E.U. had superior internet speed?

Swing and a miss.
Is there a bulk price for lots of DM?