ITT: We poorly describe a movie and others have to guess it

ITT: We poorly describe a movie and others have to guess it.
>Guy discovers he has weird power when he's about to die
>Guy does something bad with power.
>Guy discovers another guy with power
>Two guys with powers fight organization
>Guy ends up dating girl.

Deadpool

The fuckin Bruce Willis movie with Sam Jackson?

>running and shit
>what the fuck is that the Death Star or some shit
>there's a planet too
>mightaswellgo.jpg
>who is this bitch
You guys probably won't get it

here's mine:

a movie about a single sane woman on a spaceship full of complete retards

Alien?

bingo
>also: Aliens

>go get this book
>did you say the words?
>angry dooting

>mother fucker
>mother fucker
>mother fucker
>nigger
>coffee
>mother fucker

Pulp fiction?

pulp fiction?

Indeed

Pulp Fiction

Army of Darkness

Nope! Jumper.

>bad acting
>jews
>jews
>no jews die
>jews

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Die Hard 3

No. Jumper. You made me kek though, thanks man

>I was only pretending to be retarded

This one is really easy and it was an amazing movie

>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>let's make a tatoo then

>why does he have long hair when he is balding?
>plane crash
>balding guy fights almost everyone
>hey baby here's a doll

Every user on Sup Forums after they realise they've fallen for a bait.

Jumper?

Ash Vs Army of Darkness?

The latest Sarah Jessica Parker movie?


>> im going to rob this house 4 reasons

>> jesus christ this was the wrong house to choose

> ow my hands

Boy in the striped pajamas?

Home alone

home alone?

lel you're not wrong, but you're not right. Keep thinking, you're probably seen it.

Yes to Army of Darkness, idk about the rest

Schindler's list?

Jumper
Mememto

con air

niggers

yeah, too easy

Correct

Straight out of compton

I said no jews died
Close but no

>guy in army
>sent on mission with buddies
>get compromised
>run
>guys friends all die
>finds locals
>knife
>thanks locals

i fucking hated that movie
>put the bunneh back in the box
fucking horrible acting

Usual suspects

>Black guy gets thrown in jail for murder of two childs.
>Is he religious?
>He's acting really weird
>Oh shit he cured my urinal infection
>He isn't really a murderer
>He spits moths here and there.
>They kill him by the electric chair.
>He passes his inmortality to the officer in-chief of the sentence.
>Holy shit the mouse too.

This one is TOO easy.

Lone survivor

>they always make movies together
>retardedly edgy
>I have to stick it up my what?
>Katy perry

Predator?

Boyz n da Hood
Haircut
Haircut 2

WINRAR

You're good

green mile

The Interview

The green Mile

Got one nobody will get:

>Russian tank breaks down in snow
>US senator invites them in from the cold
> Multiple Scandals

Thank you.

this wasn't described badly

Fucking. Longest blue mile or some such shit.

>Be crowned king
>Go conquer the known world
>fuck a femboy
>9 year pass
>Soldiers wan't to go home
>Die at young age without a heir.

Yup

Well I didn't think of that one initially but it fits so I'll give it to you. I was going for "The Collector"

>Idiot tries to fight a bear.

>straya cunt

bear grylls

>Crash Landing
>Dies in crash
>Space people perform heart surgery
>Hypnotized to do bidding
>Stops being hypnotized somehow
>Blows up space people

>kid
>said kid becomes cop
>furrys

Revenant

Revenant

The Revenant

that movie with leo dicaprio
forget the name

Alexander

>Scarlet Johanson
>What's Luigi doing here?
>cubanos

Titanic of course

Correct

thats the one

>stuck in the middle of nowhere
>literally
>only food is potatoes

the martian

Latvia, the movie

the martian

>guys likes fast cars
>can drive pretty good
>need $
>race with buddy and nemesis
>buddy dies
>gaol
>revenge
>race
>win
>profit?

(This is a series. I'm going to describe one of the movies whithin the series. It's not the first one. Clarifying just so you don't get confused)

>Guy wants to retire from his carreer.
>He finds out all along his profession was a big setup by his jewish 'friend'
>When giving his retire speech, he is confronted by a guy who wants to challenge him before he retires.
>Guy gets mad and accepts.
>Guy doesn't train a lot. But challenger guy does.
>Day of the fight: Guy loses and challenger wins, he gets cocky. His jewish 'friend' dies of a heart attack.
>He gets sad.
>Guy goes again against challenger.
>He wins this time.

>man finds briefcase
>other man wants it back
>other man kills man for it

>islander
>comes to usa
>hey man, don't talk to me like a cok-a-roach
>Cocaine

a movie about toys who "do horrible things to each other".

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Black man rapes colonialist, white man vomits his innards onto woman's face, money lost by accident, impromptu and unprofessional vasectomy done with the wrong equipment, abraham lincoln

>some fortune cookies defend an island

x men origins: wolverine

Fast & furious?

oblivion i think it's called? The one with Tom Cruise.

Tokyo drift

>British guys
>Oh no bad guys
>Let's tk thm 2 da bar
>blood and ice cream movie

Hint: >it's a sequel

Nope

Rocky?

there was this guy who stole this others guys kids, and he had to beat up a bunch of guys and kill a guy to get his little guys back.

Alexander

The second rocky?

>> its only gay if emotions touch
>> STOP TOUCHING MY EMOTIONS
>> oops I wish you'd touched my emotions more

That movie with Silvester Stallone with assassins and shit ?

Toy soldiers

>locked down with stupid retard chimps
>kills
>all
>of
>them

One of you is wrong. And the other one needs to be more specific

seems like my choice for this night. Provide title if no winrar

No