Badly describe a movie and others guess it

Badly describe a movie and others guess it
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>cripple french man
>french nigger
>french nigger no steal
>french nigger leaves
>ludovico einaudi

Les invencibles

Nemo

>you win or you die
>there is no middle ground

Nope, les nope

> Autistic Bruce lee bitch saves sick mom with her mad skills

>fucking wankers
>kills some peoples, including the narator (lmao)
>go to jail
>the end

>ghostbuster shills nihon whisky

> people at table game night
> all die but one
> more death

Would You Rather?

yes

The Intouchables

>dude saves gf from abusive parents
>they go on a murderin' spree
>get lots of fans
>vintage rdj

That movie got to me somehow

> retard
> green suit
> new york
> grew up with a adopted dad
> sings

>
Natural born killers

I like you.

Saw

Green hornet

bingo

no

Fuck me, I don't know what it's called but is it where a nigger takes care of the french dude and he's paralyzed? I know the name in swedish, directly translates to A unlikely meeting or something.


What is it about? Do tell me more, please.

Winrar

Is it Elf? Or whatever it's called?

The intouchables

>james bond deals drugs
>what was his name again?

the movies about a rich guy offers to pay them money if they play a deadly game of wood you rather... so would you rather cut out your eyeball or shoot your self in the hand kind of thing

The Intouchables

YESSS finally congrats

Winrar

>nigger and his friend
>shooting people
>meme

Anyone?

> girl in a storm
> kills a bitch
> needs to go home
> meets friends
> gos home

Hey, I was right anyhow. It' was the movie I thought.

Alright, I'll give this shit a try.

>searching
>find shit
>not this shit AGAIN
>i'm an expert chill yo
>everything goes to shit
>barricades
>"Game over man, it's game over"

Django unchained

>stupid girl dies
>guess who kill her
>fat pussy
>homo bully
>bro and sis that do wincest
>frustrated homosexual
>it was that stupid girl all along fml

>Car
>Timetravel car
>back future
>Old faggot scientist

>brick advances civilisation
>there's a room shaped like a rectified torus.

no

are you even trying?

>a guy gets into an organization of übermenschen by impersonating another guy with perfect genetics

Back to the future

>Peeps stuck in an elevator
>666
>Mah plot twists

>dude gets shot
>wakes up in hospital
>all dead
>finds bike
>gets home no one there
>goes to atlanta

> girl sings
> guy stalks her is ugly AF
> he kills people
> she runs away
> also a play

2k+1: the extraterrestial journey

devil

Yup

>investigator investing stuff
>evil old nazi man
>ebin twist

>et

The walking dead

no takers? I'll add more.

>ghostbuster shills nihon whisky
>suntory time
>scarlett johansson

yup yup yup

Gattaca???

TWD

Red mill

Wizard of Oz

nope on red mill

Devil

good job user yess

>Shaky Cam fights
>"You look tired"
>Moby

Chocolate

>young couple in honeymoon
>there have been some killings on the area
>they go to a track
>find another couple
>each couple thinks that the other couple is the killer
>fuck this shit

A winner is you

Ghost in the Shell

Bingo.

>a car crash
>a babe and a bimbo
>ebbin lesbian scene
>a guy paints jewelry
>howdy cowboy
>"this show is all recorded"
>it was all made up
>she dead now

GUYS! GUESS MY FUCKING CONTRIBUTION!!!

>FUCKING WANKERS
>KILL THE NARATOR
>GO TO JAIL
>END

nope, sorry

You got it

Moulin rouge

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Hail satan

Lost in Translation

I have no idea, but here's your (You)

>starts with nirvana cover
>basically a fuckton of covers of songs
>singing
>red is a theme
>the made up story is the real story
>ends and starts with death of a mc

Holy Grail?

>dad gets shot, wife blows up, brother gets turned into swiss cheese
>what choice did i have

some more hints
>British
>Severe autism

The godfather

Layer Cake

Aliens

yep

Unsuspecting boy is seduced by a creepy old loner into a game of crime, terrorism, and incest

>police raid and shoot-out
>Is that guy wearing fucking medieval armour wtf
>Face-mask
>All this guys films are the same

Thank you. I mean, yes, that's it.

Yep!

Star wars

V for fuck you and your unoriginal face, think of something else besides fight club and v for vendetta

Truman show?

>Tard wears policeman uniform and runs around pretending is not tard
>is tard

> 11 year old wants to go to a concert
> gets raped thinking she will get tickets
> sees musician

Nope. A hint: LA.

Newspapers dudes hunt serial killer

5 hour long film.
a guy knows a little of everything

>Family go to africa for Christmas
>Get washed
>Get lost
>Get unlost
>True story

>Italy vs China
>You're not watching this for the plot
>Shit goes down in the Colosseum
>handful of chest hair

Amours d'adolescentes pubères???

SUZUKI MY BOI

A man fights with himself at the same time trying to understand where he came from... All while walking on sunshine.

Nope, not V for Vendetta, although I see why you think that

Christiane F?