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Stop doing drugs edition

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is this the guy from original Dredd?

no

Got called an illiterate troglodyte last night

Bit hurt over it

hockey is on tonight buds

still using butter that says it went off in october

seems fine and i haven't died yet so idk what the problem is

Look at those losers.

use by dates are just legal waivers

>stop doing drugs


ummmmmmmmmmm why

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

>When I wake up I just wanna stay in bed
>Don't wanna face the world, mad thoughts in my head
>I wonder if I'd be better of dead
>But I keep it bottled up these things are never said
>So i write lyrics just to get shit off my chest
>aint got no true friends most of them i just detest
>Use to have a couple but its getting less and less
>And i try and carry on but my life is just a mess
>Instead of complaining I should try and sort it out
>Dont think I can do it, can someone help me out?
>Then i remember got no-one but myself
>This shit right heres fucking with my mental health
>Still keep hope that life will get better
>Thought I loved a girl but she was just a heather
>Swear down i'm at the end of my teather
>Everyday I get rained on and i aint talking weather

DELETE THIS

jesus fucking christ mate

Singing these to the choon of 500 Miles. Fits exceedingly well.

youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

Post more.

cannot wait to wank when the 'ily goes out

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>steam kiddos went off

GOOD
RIDDANCE

My old school.

Notice anything?

Look at this photo of New York, wish I lived in a big American metropolis

Asuka.

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Whoops wrong picture, that one's not so shocking

Try this one

noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH.

Why is it that arguments always fucking breakout near christmas?
Can't have a few days of peace without someone's nose getting dirty.

I went to primary school with various people from various walks of life and it was never an issue

stop being a scared racist you fucking autistic leaf

Fucking hell mate

marshall?

yes
theres a mushroom there

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


o_o

soundcloud.com/chevy-jordanthompson/never-let-go-of-your-youthful-imagination
wrote it to this beat haha

there's this bit at the bottom but i never finished it

So i Smoke on this spliff cuz it helps with the pain
Wondering if ill ever get back to my old self again
Tryna keep it together but im going insane
Wont ever understand the inner workings of my brain
Done my share of bad things so i guess that this is karma
If i knew that life was like this then I woulda worn the armour

>separating men and women

ah yes - surely we can all learn from this rich and valuable culture

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.

Lad, you clearly wrote this song to 500 Miles, don't lie to us.

Steam is up but my willy is down

useless cunt

heh

Very rude.

This thread is a safe space from bullying.

strawpoll.me/11943122

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might write some more lyrics tonight haha

>scared racist

Actually, my main concern is that they're enclaving into an islamic Quran-based school which has plans to expand to K12. That would mean that a kid born and raised in Canada will have had no interaction with another non-islamic member of his/her society until she reaches ADULTHOOD. Is that a great recipe for a healthy, tolerant, peaceful society where people of whatever race get along as a common community? Or is that a recipe for developing our own Molenbeek and creating a giant divide between ethic/religious groups which only promotes disunity, anger, and violence both ways. I'm fine with muslim people per se, and have some good muslim friends, but I don't want to live in a fractured Canada.

And look at how gender progressive they are in the second picture, sending all the girls to the back, separate from the men.

How did you know?

>spent $30 in steam sale already
what about you user?

Read a bloody book you runt

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£0 because I'm not a fucking sad case like you

>So i Smoke on this spliff cuz it helps with the pain

absolute gayboy

Not spending Christmas with family for the first time

Have to be honest, this just being a long weekend that I can spend drunk on my couch is alright

>reading books

Literally no need anymore, they just had to do that in the past when there wasn't Xbox ones and Netflix

what do you mean?

man
youtube.com/watch?v=jIYjGNq9zO8

>it was never an issue

lel, I went to a selective school in london and even that was divided heavily along ethnic lines. very few blacks though, quite surprising that

t. alcoholic

turbogoy

>safe space from bullying
unbelievable

that first gulp of the day

>oneitis calls me and talks about her relationship problems
>is going out with a guy but still has feelings for her ex
>went over to his to lend him some money and ended up staying the night in bed with him
>she asks me "is it wrong to love two people at once?"
>reply "no ... it's wrong to love someone who will never love you back"
>she doesn't even acknowledge what I meant
>talk to her a little longer
>she has to go because she's going to her new boyfriend's place for christmas
>spent £160 on a personalised gift package for her (more than I spent on everyone else combined)
>won't get to see her open it

>steam ""sale""

Anybody do graff?

>East Croydon

Is life in Croydon as depressing as Peep Show makes it seem?

Pint glass mentioned

What are you doing for Christmas?

I don't know what it is

youtube.com/watch?v=rk_dPOdTgUw

post em
reminder: if you aren't in the top 10%, you're a normie

Civ 5 is better 2bh

>expecting triple a titles to give more than 30% discount
there are plenty that are 80%+, nice cherry picking m8

Literal beta orbiter.

She knows you're orbiting her lad.

not a word

Hello,

This is Akari Oozora, she is my wife. Do you like her?

Thanks

sitting around doing nothing for 3 days because of a cunting tuesday bank holiday

I used to be into speed-typing, my highest score on that site was 141WPM. Haven't typed competitively in a while but I'd probably still get 110-125.

business idea: promote peace, love, tolerance, understanding and unity by importing millions of people from ultra-violent, ultra-intolerant, ultra-conservative, ultra-religious and quasi-fascist countries.

I went to a majority white school and the pakis still stuck together

>you're a normie

you say that like it's a bad thing

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going down the road to have a christmas dinner with the stepdad's relatives
and I'm going to sit there and make small talk and drink alcohol

Fucking hell mate sort yourself out

what are some good ps4 games i can buy my brother for christmas


i dont know shit about vidya 2bh, was thinking of getting him battlefield 1

Looks like a slag I did up the arse last week.

Think your wife is a cocksleeve mate.

100WPM, top 3%

>best prose in english literature
>written by a non-native english speaker

really makes you think

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not even sure if licksicki is this much of a sadcase

Only use my two middle fingers to type because I'm weird

a fool and his money are soon parted

mad how a few mg/ug of a substance can completely alter your state of mind

better business idea: promote mass-apathy

no sorry

this is bait

Civ2 is the best

fifa 17

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

Might watch Home Alone, I fancy watching a shitty film

is this meant to be done on a keyboard or a mobile? I can't beleive some people are so fucking slow

bloodborne
do not buy battlefield 1

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too many mistakes
>tfw bad

Witcher 3

also this

fucking shite first year english lit material

well that went down fast