I am russian. Ask questions

I am russian. Ask questions

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Y U INVADE YOUCRAINA??

why do all russians look like they've been drinking 7 days straight ? Also russian hairstyle is fucking retarded

Forgive english, I am russia
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

pedik

What part of Russia do you live in?

ты из какой город? тебе нравится ваша страна?

Why aren't you squatting in your picture?

i am from moskow and i hate russia

back to 2ch you go pidor

Who shot the malaysian airplane down in ukraine ? Who do you think is guilty for this.

we are Christians although thumps like goats, and so hate gays

Cyka Blyat?

Is life in Russia good for people who don't need much?

in 2ch very much cattle

Yes! Why u no squat op?

no, in russia people life wery bad

rush b?

in Russia can be beaten just so and so you have to carry a knife because guns are prohibited in Russia

Where is your kalashnikov cyka

prohibited weapons in Russia so we are fighting very well

no they aren't

also what do you think of my mommy? shes very pretty yes?

lol, i dont play csgo

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what

Why did you execute polish officers in 1941?

Why did you starve Ukraine?

Why did you force millions of peasants into Siberia?

mommy
he said russia not soviet union

It did fucking Stalin

On a scale from 9 to 10, how drunk are you right now?

Why aren't you squatting atm ?

0/10

post nudes
I am homosex too

What's your MMR on Dota 2?

How many track suites do you own, faggot?

i dont play dota, in dota play 10 years old schollguys

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post dick

faggot

How come Putin?

And how many Putins would you rate the Syrian Civil War, from a purely entertainment perspective?

What are the gun laws out in Russia

Googleityourselffaggot.gov

do yo ever fuck a 10 years old schoolguy?

Putin is a dictator, he prohibits pornography, pirated games, and talk bad about him

Do all nice girl has webcam?

no, i fuck my sister

no

Why do russian hats have foreskin?

can u squat like slav?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

what is foreskin?

твое мнение неинтересно даже твоим тупым родителям, так что молчи, мудак
Я слышал, что твоя мамка запатентовала диету, которая состоит только из спермы. Какого это быть первым её испытателем, не считая свою мамашу?

Googleityourselfnigger.org

натуре ахуел, гандон!!! что блять за манеры, лошарик блять? ты думай каво нахуй пасылаешь, сучарик! я же жопу парву, сука!!! Ты блять ахуевшая рожа папизди тут еще.. ты же блять хуесос ваще не въезжаешь куда ты папал сука? ты блять с такими манерами своими иди блять в сваю писочницу… к сынкам блять… тинок блять… пока тебе хуй на жопу не натянули!!! пидрёнок блять.. ахуеть блять.. детки пашли. неваспитанные ни хуя.. блять! я тебя тока што круто апустил. ты сасёш. тебе щас некогда.. ты хуй сосёшь а вот ты блять скажи, что происходит в ауре человека во время объятий анахатами? :)) не знаешь?? а всё потому, что ты блять теорию тантры не слушал.. притухни ваще там, очко сраное! ты ПИЗДА, учить будешь свои носки… а я срал на тебя… прямо на тваю плешивую макушку...... потому чтоты питушара апущенная… в тебя тока харкать.. и срать на тебя.. понял??? ты хуесос и тока что это признал..... ты просто хуесос, в подружки ка мне не набивайся даже…

No I decided on the pure sperm diet myself.

I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink cum out of 5 cocks at once and still consider myself straight.

I don't know I aint russian

Under aged as fuck KYS

Is Islam even legal? Is nigger a form of trans species in Russia?

Real question is why do Americans.

It's like the only major country that thinks that knives and genitals are a good match

Blyaaaaat

САСАТЬ! бля.. пидарас..... Ха-хаха… то есть ты признаёшь что в приницпе, при определенных условиях, ты будешь хуй сосать??? Ха-хаха… Пи-и-и-и-и-и-и-и-и-идар!!!! Пи-и-и-и-и-дар!! ПИДАР ТЫ!!!!!!!! ты тока что признал что ты БУДЕШЬ хуй сосать… хули теперь отмазываешься??? или ты за базар не отвечаешь?? раз ты признал себя пидаром, знaчит ты пидар и нехyй теперь кидать гнилые отмазы..... соси лучше хуй… нехуй тут базарить.. соси хуй и не отвлекайся! гы-гы… какая тут нахуй логика, если ты хуй сосёшь?? ты не тока ПИДАРАС но еще и пиздун? Ха-хаха! ты бля не тока хуесос и пиздун — ты еще и ТУПОЙ ПИЗДУН! :)) гы-гы… САСИ!!! Опущенное чмо!!!! Ты — опущенное чмо . потому что во-первых, ты хуесос, как сам признал.. во-вторых, ты пиздун, как тока что выяснилось, и в-третьих, ты тупой пиздун, потому что пиздешь твой беспонтовый! панятно объясняю??? законспиктируй бля...... и медитируй начё??

Post picture of you squatting

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ENGLISH you bear wrestling chain smoking twat

This is the best story i've ever read. Wish you the best luck

>i am gay
then why you fuck the girl?

post your dick?

Are you sitting on a ladder?

Do you like masha Babko?

That is a good idea....

Is that russian sarcasm?
Do eet

Will you accept my American blue jeans as currency?

Nyet

In mother Russia, question asks you

Why you Russian?

Post cock

or feet

Would have 30 years ago

I am russian to the park right now.

>this British autist again

>Masha Babko
You like?

Before Billy Joel

Hey that British poster. How are you doing mate?

She smells of Elderberry

Dick and ass pics, your face is perfect, if that is you

What your first name?
Ivan, Vladimir, Pyotr, Igor, Dmitri, Oleg or Yuri?

cyka blyat?

this

Opinion on Stalin?

the shittiest of stickers.