The government has tasked the NEETS of Sup Forums to colonize Mars, since you know, no one will miss you

The government has tasked the NEETS of Sup Forums to colonize Mars, since you know, no one will miss you.

Upon landing on Mars you do a head count.

There are 15 people and mission control fucked up and only gave you enough supplies for 5 people.

Soon enough people arguing and being pissed off and you splinter off into 3 different tribes. Two tribes will ultimately die.

Posts ending with 2, 5 or 7 names the tribes.

RULES
Each tribe starts with 100 HP. Every 20 HP lost results in a death of a tribe member, they cannot be revived.

You must declare an attack on a tribe by stating their tribe name.
(Faggots attack Trump)

How damage is dealt.
Singles - 0 HP
Dubs - 10 HP
Two consecutive Dubs - 20 HP
Anything more than quads is an instant win.

Sequential numbers like 123 456 789 and 00 heals your tribe 30 HP.

GOOD LUCK.

Bump to get started.

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Cydonia

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Fuck it that's the first tribe.

2nd tribe is called Bastion

Aurica.

rerolling

Rolling for HitlerDidNothingWrong

First Tribe's name is Arorim
it means "damned ones" in hebrew

Rolling for Namibia

Dubs has it.

>Tribe 1: Cydonia
>Tribe 2: Bastion
>Tribe 3: Aurica

channing tatum

>neither one of em is finished with 2, 5, 7
op is a faggot?

Omg

Aurica attacks Bastion for dumb name.

the shitnecks

Neither cydonia or bastion got 2, 5, or 7.
Only aurica is legit, because dubs and It's awesome.

Cydonia attacks Bastion

Thread was dead, was improvising. How it usually goes. Can wipe clean and start anew.

hi

This again.

allright, fuck it.
MIGHTY AURICA KNIGHTS AtTACKs!!!
probably bastion.

reroll

the Failed Abortion Alliance

cydonia attacks bastion again

Aurica elects Trump

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Aurica attacks bastion.

Cydonia becomes a pussy and attacks bastion.

Kek.

life on mars?