Be british

>be british
>get shot and stabbed

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>be uneducated
>be obese
>be AN AMERICAN

>be british
>have butter knife license under investigation
>have to spread peanut butter with a spoon
>have peanut butter license revoked
>mfw

>be american
>have better teeth than british
>have better athletes than the entire world
>not raped every single hour by muzzies (yet)

>Praise allah!
The country of cucks

>be uneducated
>post irish garda

Why is it that Eurotrash ways starts anti American threads? Makes me laugh, we literally dont care about you.

>be me
>be mechanical engineer
>be American

Nice try though, mate.

It's what happens when you live in a shit hole, you start to hate on everyone else.

>Be american.
>feels bad
>then remember the british
>at least my country hasnt invaded most of the world at least once
>feels good

As long as we're doing generalizations:
>Bad Teeth

>at least my country isn't being invaded by the shittiest parts of the world as we speak
Another one to the list

You replied to the thread man. You obviously care, or ate butthurt on Sup Forums

We hate to ruin anybody's joke material (especially if you're desperate enough to be hanging onto that cutting edge "British teeth" material) but recent studies suggest that we should retire the bad teeth as Britain's national stereotype of choice (we can probably replace it with much funnier jokes about their oppressive Orwellian state anyway. Your life is not your own; that shit's hilarious!)

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>be british
>get shot

B-but muh gun control laws..lmfao

thats just what the british want you to think. I bet they pulled every 12 year old in the nation into a dentists office just to flaunt that statistic. everyone older and younger is a snaggletooth fuckup, i guarantee it.

>be eurofags
>let's sand niggers fuck ur females

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>be american
>get killed 50 times and injured

B-but muh gun control laws..lmfao

picture is irish though

Every now and again, some lunatic builds a home made gun and gets a knife to kill somebody... it's not like he went to a store and legally bought an assault rifle to kill 50 people.

Exactly my point, retard..

>have gun control laws
>still get shot and killed

englel

>was handmade