ITT We all act like we are working in an office in the twin towers

ITT We all act like we are working in an office in the twin towers.

The planes hit when someone rolls trips.

Hmm, what a good day. TIme is just flying by.

GET OFF OF MYSPACE AND GET BACK TO WORK STEVEN

Woah thats a fast plane moving outside, technology is really improving these days!

heil hitler

Hi guys I'm new here!
Could somebody help me with the coffee machine?

Hey guys, I'm gonna be a DAD!!

Just before work I yelled at my wife.... Now I am just sorry about that.

I really don't know because before and during 11th September 2001 I only cared about latest cartoons and trying not to shit my pants so that's that but yea I bet there was also kindergarten in WTC so I'm there and I'm playing with toys n' shit...
But that sucks so I hope these better be trips

DONT TOUCH MY COFFEE MACHINE M8

Dont mind me guys im just placing these explosives on these steel beams

Another day at the office

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
Who broke the fax machine?

Nigga. What is MySpace?

I sure hope my presentation doesn't crash and burn.

Allah akbar

Got a meeting at 10am

Boy am I sure glad that I decided to come to work with a buttplug. I feel fantastic

Flight 93

WHENS LUNCH?

Guys I'm going to propose to my pregnant girlfriend tonight. Any ideas for baby names? She's so beautiful and sweet I couldn't stand to live another day without her.

I hope something would happen, this job is fuckig boring

Fuck off Tim, nobody gives a rats ass about you, your kid or your whore Lisa. Come the fuck on, Tim, what the fuck have you ever done to deserve this shitty job to begin with? Did you even graduate high school you degenerate fuck? Hang yourself you slimy ass cunt.

WOW nice dubs, what a coincidence because it's the 11th today.

Thought that it was canceled... Wait, is that a plane coming at us?

*explosion*

no

what a beautiful day

allahu akbar

Fuck it I need a shit

anyone wanna vs. me?

Anyone know what all these maintenance folks are installing thermite for?

WHATS A JAY PEG?

I sure hate working on the 90th floor

My mom was just diagnosed with cancer. Fortunately I can pay for her treatments thanks to how much I make from this job!

Why is the boss gone today?

I'm Jewish

Yes!

Have you guys already heard of what jack did yesterday?

Dank you. I've got dubs 3 times now.

*browsing porn during work*

Hey Steve are you working on the Saudi account?

anyone find it weird that the boss filed an insurance claim yesterday?

and i said no sharon, im not going sky diving i need to meet the quota on time, ill go sky diving another time... im so glad im having an affair will gill from accountants

I wish these shitty whites would ban guns.

Got fucked in the ass by an Arab man yesterday.

Ive been thinking about killing myself. as soon as that observation deck opens im jumping off the building.

WHO PISSED IN THE ELEVATOR AGAIN?!?!?!?

The "profit" Mohamed is a child molester. What a pagan pig.

You hear that?? Sounded like c4 ..

A good Jew is a dead Jew

Man, if this day gets any worse, I fucking jump right out the window!

i'm black so i didn't make it in on time.

sorry i have to leave early today, it's because humm.. i-i am sick, *touh* good day go- i mean garvin

It's bring your children to work day! Here are my two children.

That plane sure is flying low...

Alright guys, I'm gonna warm up the jet fuel

My wife left me and took the kids, I literally wish a plane would crash right into me today...

What that bastard do now mate

Hey guys I just made a ton of $ destroying some third world country's currency. Working here sure is great.

But the Jews have plans

The Religion of PEACE!

doesnt she work in the north tower? windows on the world right?

WINRAR

it's my birthday today :3
come get cake on floor 95

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WHAT THE FU-

Alright, see you tomorrow Benjamin!

What plane?

Hey Steve! Is it true that jet fuel can melt steel beams?

Yeah Tim, haven't you realized that she was pregnant before you started fucking? $50 says the baby is black

IT"S COMIN RIGHT FOR US WTF

sweet! I'll go first:

Almost

Yeah. Why is all the Jews gone today?

You know, I was watching the news the other day and I'm getting real tired of people characterizing Muslims as violent.

He's Jewish, they do that pretty often

Did you hear something?

Fuck today is dragging, wish a plane would hit or something haha

>doesn't understand how trips actually work
you ruined everything

Hey gise I heard a airplane was hijacked

Oy vey GOTTA GO TO THE DOCTA CUZ IM LUCKY LARRY!

Anybody not trust bush??

ALLAHU AKBAR

We are out sick today

SWIIIING LOOOOW
SWEET CHAAAARIOOOT
COMIN FORTH TO CARRY US HOOOOME

Why, everyone knows jet fuel doesn't burn too hot. I bet it couldn't even melt steel beams

What do you mean today's not bring your kid to work day? I guess i'll just leave Timmy playing in my office

you remember in 93 when that guy tried blowing up the building and we got a week off work?

Salaam brothers.

Sorry i'm late guys! Have I missed anything important?

Jimmy, please stop shouting

...

>drinking coffee and shittalking so I don't have to work
Did somebody here that?

ALAHU ACKBAR

Really? I'll check my email

So bored.

I voted for him, he is going to be the best president the USA has ever seen!

Aw shucks!
Daniel spilled some coffee on my plane white shirt!
Oh well, its okay Daniel we all make mistakes

Beats me, did you hear about the $600 million insurance policy the guy who bought this place just took out on it?

What a paranoid shmuck, as if anything could bring down a skyscraper.

\JIMMY I SAID SHUT UP