Official space program thread

Official space program thread.
5 Cicadas going into orbit.
Just let me tie them up.

I'll just monitor this thread

3301 ain't got shit on you

Bump for intrest

*interest my bad

Bump

Yes op you're back and with my idea I thought I was late fuck ass work had me busy but I'm here to watch the cannibal space program... or what I at least am trying to get out of this

bump

2 on. Eta 10 to launch.

Nice

Cannibal gets the best view. May his bloodlust keep him safe.

OP what's written on that baloon?

Bye bye bugger

Oh fuck yes

God speed user!!!

Gogogo

this guy is serious.

hahaha awesome. didnt think youd be back

NASA!!!

Nevar forget

This thread is doing me an interest

checked

bump

Put all of them in your dick and then launch!!

bye bye little bugs
be safe

here we go again..

Hard as fuck to tie up.
Will be a YouTube video too.

LAUNCH.

Summer

welcome to america boys

god speed

its is spelled godspeed.

America.. sending bugs to space since 2016

>its is
learn too use grammer fag

UPLOAD THE VIDEO!

It's grammar.

>2016

get out!

also posting in epic thread

baited...

learn to use grammar, fag.
and punctuation.

LIGHTNING/THUNDER MAKING BALLOON NOT FLOAT ANY MORE. THE FUCK?

Don't take the bait, man.

Got this from wikipedia

The first animals sent into space were fruit flies aboard a U.S.-launched V-2 rocket on 20 February 1947 from White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico

First cicada space program of the week

You should of used a small mammal or amphibian. Bugs are stupid

lern u all 2 spel corekt. please dont distract its space prorgam thank you

A hamster!

Only cicadas can be heard from space.

In a hamster ball

why is every pictures so blurry do you have Parkinson or something op?

Balloon refusing now so wait please.
Static deactivated it maybe?

Probably potato cell

The five cicadas wait for this for 17 years dude, a dream come true have respect for they effort to make this possible

Stop fighting and witness this beauty first hand.. will the cicada survive and live to tell the tale or will they go cannabilistic and tear each other up and winner gets his bloodthirst quenched by the way post link

godspeed op

Ballon bug will grow nuts

Are you in az op?

I only have 2 fagners on one hand, sorry

god speed OP god speed

Holy shit I just bought it too.

this

Pics or gtfo

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Its ground control to major Tom...

bump for potential

OP better not be a faggot

god speed op

GO LITTLE BUGGIES GO!

I fucking broke a balloon. How faggy is that for you.

Might just be storm static. Balloon will not fly.
ENGINE LOSS

balloon not ballooning?

they can fly u dip

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Godspeed you magnificent bastards.
Make America proud.

> mfw waiting for a man with two fingers of one hand to tie five cicadas to a balloon string

come on op. video.

but they cant go to the moon you dip. thats why they have been incorporated into the space program

Try running under hot water to heat up the helium/relieve static

ENGINE LOSS ABORT ABORT

I luv spess progrmms, gud lack bois yor country is proud of ye

Starting to float again
Storm moving on.

Who the fuck knew lightning strikes deactivated balloons?

Pics?

warm up balloon

The static energy in the air must have reacted with the helium inside the foil ballon

Will put on hot air vent.
GOD DAMNIT I DID NOT SPEND $2 ON A BALLOON FOR NOTHING

ALL IS NOT LOST.
SHE'S GOING BACK UP BOYS.

do not melt balloon, only warm. like sun on nice day

YUO CAN'T TAKE OFF IN BAD WEATHER!!!

DO NOT FAIL THE UNITED STATES
DO NOT FAIL US
DO NOT FAIL HUMAN KIND
DO NOT FAIL DONALD TRUMP
DO THIS FOR US
FOR DONALD
FOR THE HUMAN RACE

GODSPEED BOYS

MAY GOD BE WITH ALL OF US

FINALLY, I was waiting for like 8 hours for this thread

*to
*grammar

HOPE

Please cut off there penisis

Sup Forums spaceplan:
Step 1: Buy a helium balloon.

That's it. One step. You managed to fuck up one step. What the fuck mate

This is Mission Control. All systems online. Waiting for storm to pass. Astronauts are ready.

WAY TO GO BALLOON!

Warm air inside balloon more. Will increase flight capabilities.

toastin in pro master ebine threado
hail space programs

heat up in microwave

hahahaha this

vinegar and baking soda is another fuel source that can be tried.

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ALL SYSTEMS DOWNCOUNT

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OP is she ready?

OP be careful, you don't want it to go challenger on our asses, we won't lose any more of these brave little bugs