Hey Sup Forums
i'm in Pyongyang in North Korea and i'll be here for the next 4 days.
I managed to smuggle an internet modem from Chinese border and im in my hotel room right now, trips decide what i do
don't make me do anything stupid, there are trigger happy communists everywhere
connection speed is really fucking bad so it will take a moment to upload a photo
write "Kim Sucks Dick" on a napkin and hold it up to window
Noone speaks english... draw a penis instead
Pic of the hotel room
write "kim is a cuck" on your dick and wave it %)through your window.
post on Sup Forums and spoop them
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They have awesome streets there, but no cars.
HOLY SHIT OP GET THE FUCK PUT OF THERE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING THERE?
Pic of the Ryugyong hotel or your are not in Pyongyang.
How the fuck do you manage to smuggle in an Internet modem in your ass? And so what you still need cables and a fucking wall connection wtf is wrong with you . Who even takes a fucking modem around when they want Internet . That card should read 1990 not 2016 fucking cuck
Winrar
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Shout 김 거시기를 짜증 (pronounced gim geosigileul jjajeung) out of the Window as loud as possible
Constantly refer to anything good as 'Wizard' see if you can get other people there to start saying it.
draw a picture of kim pooping
How am i supposed to spoop Sup Forumsfags by posting this
There's no internet in North Korea you dumb fuck
Can't reach it from my window, and i have to stay in my room until 6 am. sorry.
Pee on a newpaper with kim's face on it, then throw it through your window screaming "USA #1"
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How many restaurant is there in your hotel ?
theyre gonna need a hubble space telescope to see that dick
oh.
then write it on a flag in north korean.
Play it safe.
Don't attract suspicion but take as many photos as you can. If you manage to get them out you will be one of the few people with photos to prove it and THAT will be fucking awesome. Mind I know you can take SOME photos SOME places there but try to sneak some you think they might not want you to have.
Enjoy being arrested OP ;) I hear North Korean death camps are pretty good these days.
>Play it safe
> but try to sneak some you think they might not want you to have
what do you want user?
plsno son.
dats nasty
really nasty
Post anything on Sup Forums they'll see the country come up
i've linked your thread to n. korean consualr office, you're welcome
Hurr sure it's spelled polygamy op not pyongyang and why the fuck do you want more than one husband you faggot?
hilarious
The hotel is divided into two parts, im in the second one
I'm sure there's a restaurant downstairs, don't know about the other part of the hotel tho. I think it's closed
I know. I have seen guards checking some other peoples cameras
Fuck you. They wont do shit, they don't sit behind the screen all the day checkin emails
fuck you too
The day /b sent a man to the Gulag.
wasted dubs
Why smuggle ? I just used my cellphone while staying there. Pyongyang is a tourist city. Every person from Europe can visited it without a problem.. are you trolling or an American?
You ain't in the DPRK faggot. You wouldn't even have a cell phone or internet access going there. It would be left at the air port until you leave. And probably returned with much spyware
they provide like 56kbps internet in pyongyang's hotel for foreign tourists, that's what I've heard
get caught like this bitch
Hotel room pic
Reported to our glorious revolution guards
Enjoy your time in the pokey, faggot
>in north korean
Are you retarded ? Look it up there are lots of tourist video from Pyongyang
Posting on epic thread it sucks we will probably not know what happened to the Op with north korea being so closed
Story?
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OP?
There were computers (available for use between 12am-8pm i think) but theres no internet i suppose, only kwangmyong - their intranet
Are you retarded?
>I managed to smuggle an internet modem
why?
that's retarded on so many levels
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OP you're fucking gangstar mahn, take pics of the ladies if you can, and post, holy shit these people have no freedom, take a pic of anything else tho too
ATTENTION: CIA
You aren't allowed to view the kwangmyong as a tourist. That's why you can't visite Internet cafes
0/10 trolling
spoken to any of the natives? put flowers and bowed before the massive statues yet? have you been to the Museum of the Construction of the Museum of the Construction of the Metro?
Actually funny thread !
I like the thing OP.
Enjoy taking vacation into shitland and get jailed here forever !
either state your exact location, timestamp or gtfo
also, have you seen any of the natives?
>Implying thats pronounseable
Reroll
Hilarious how you had to copy paste kim jong un
i emailed china. u fucked now son
Greetings from Capitalist Amerika!
Creeping in North Korea
Cuck
Become a communist or at least a socialist!
Hail to the revolution of a classless society
>You RAZY! You work now!
I havent used it, the guy at reception just told me its available between 12-8pm.
Nah, will do later today. I'll join one of these tourist gropus
I have seen few people on the streets when i was on my way to hotel, but i don't know who they were.
At least i'm travelling the world while you're sitting at your mothers basement wanking to gay ass traps
China won't do shit. They don't give a single fuck about NK
Make a poster of Kim's face that says
DEAR LEADER IS WATCHING YOU
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Or the dude hasn't used their computers to see what the DPRK version of the internet is.
Spooooke
Op just sent me a text via pigeon. He will post more once his photoshop updated to the new version.
knock over a display rack you madman. post something, faggot
Hey OP,
What's the purpose of you being in NK before enforcing their laws?
I emailed China a screenshot of you saying China won't do shit about my email. Now you're mandarin double-fucked.
Creeeeeeep
lost
topukeku
Good luck with that
he's probably talking about a wireless modem
An american tourist recently got sentenced to 15 years of labour in best Korea. Doing that would probably make them execute him with a bloody AA-gun
if you can, blast desiigner - panda
none from sights from these hotels look like OP's photo
>North Korean
You do realize that it's still the same language as in the south, right?
OP is kil slash bread
>implying they would put real photos on the internet
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Kill yourself
go to Sup Forums and post this thread on there.
Finally someone got it
I'd rather get executed than 15 years of "labour" in NK. Fuck knows what are they really doing in these camps
Sorry i don't get it.
I'm not kill
>Become a communist or at least a socialist
>a classless society
Except for the ruling class.
The ruling class gets everything, the rest of society gets to stand in a two-hour line for a loaf of bread or some toilet paper.
Take a selfie of yourself with a north-korean from your building and make sure you tell him that the entire world is hoping they will get freedom one day, porn movies, coca-cola and banks
Stole a road sign, got 15 years in a labour camp
OP I hope you're behind 7 incognito modes
They dont have internet you retard
Post on pol OP and link us to it so we can legit see the flag
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Thanks user.
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north koreans believe they're in the best country in the world so telling one that will cause either hysteria or you dying
I want only the best for our shortsighted friends. Pepsi max, nectar of the gods.
This
get off the internet