ITT: cringe story thread

ITT: cringe story thread

>doing presentations in music appreciation class
>girl is doing hers on the beatles
>starts off alright, basic info on the band
>starts getting to the lives of the individual band members
>mentions Paul McCartney's solo career
>uses that fucking Michael Jackson/Paul McCartney crossover song as a representation of his career
>also brings up George Harrison, uses "Got My Mind Set On You" as the example
>says that John Lennon quit music after the Beatles
>brings up her favorite songs by the band
>mfw when of them is "Good Vibrations"

>in a music theory class
>there's two "metalheads" a fat one with a shitty beard and one with dyed hair and extremely tight jeans
>think they're hot shit, always trying to correct people, but yet they struggl with stuff like intervals
>a kid I'm friends with is talking to them and says he doesn't really like metal
>they ask him what he does like
>he says he likes stuff like synthpop and downtempo
>they recommend he listens to Bullet for My Valentine and Sleeping with Sirens
The fat one talks about Babymetal a lot too

Also one time I had to do an ensemble performance with my traditional drumming class
>doing a Samba Reggae
>Me and some girl are on the Surdou, but they were actually just a bass drum from a kit, but we work with what we got
>everybody else is on djembe, except for my friend
>he chose to play the Caixa, which is a snare drum
>all he had to do was sixteenth notes with an accent on the third sixteenth not of the beat
>he does okay for a while, but eventually, he fucks up
>and if the caixa fucks up, we all fuck up
>it was a disaster, and my brazillian professor was very upset that we ruined the rhythm that inspired him to become a drummer
Then we did kakilambe, but that went well

>non music major taking world music survey
>I've tought myself guitar and bass so I'm not completely incompetent
>we start doing this african thing with polyrhythmes
>think it was agbacur or something
>I don't know how to spell it
>It's not important anyway
>actual music major kid from my dorm floor is struggling hard
>ask him what he thinks of the class on the wat back to the dorms
>"I don't get why they make up shit to justify shitty african music that doesn't have a proper rhythm
>sophomore music major
>he doesn't understand/comprehend polyrhythmes

Tbh i dont either, but then again I'm not a music major.

>sophomore music major
>already saw through the meme
holy shit this dude is going places

>Bullet for My Valentine and Sleeping with Sirens are metal

YOU are the cringe here, motherfucker.

FUCK OFF and DIE.

>reading comprehension
They listen to stuff that's actually metal you goofy boy. The cringe is that THEY thought hat those bands were metal

}be me 3
}eat a cake
}vomit the cake
}cry to mommy
wow

This isnt super cringey but who cares
> music appreciation class in high school
> me and 3 class mates a have to make a song on garage band to present in front if class at the end of the week
> we just use my friends magic box to smoke in the back room of the class(closed off from the rest)
> find out some of the kids set up super smash bros back there, just play that the whole time
> a week later its out turn to present
> fuckthisshitis50%ofourgrade.jpg
> we play the precorder beats on garage band and our ipads randomly to seem like were playing something
> everyone thinks were amazing and doesnt realize whats really happening
> A+

Fuck im drunk that made no sense

...

CHEQUE'D

>music appreciation class
I already lost

I get that this thread is mostly just highschool students but atleast pass primary school before you do this shit

You're retarded

dude that isn't cringe, smash bros and ganja in the sealed off section of the music room?
That's fuckin' awesome

>music appreciation class
Is this some American thing? It sounds absolutely horrible.

>be in my bedroom listening to spooky black
>school mate comes in
>"turn off this sad music user. we still need to do our group work in english."
>I tell her to get out and let me rest
>she lays beside me and we fall asleep together

it's cringy that you posted this so I guess it fits

> taking first semester music theory
> professor is a badass, super knowledgeable and passionate
> fat autist know it all sits in the back correcting him the whole time
> literally has his hand down his pants as he's doing it
> proudly states "I know more about music than all my classmates"
> some tumblr chick replies "then why are you in music 1"
> class does a collective OOHHH
> autist btfo
> he actually starts crying silently in the corner
He shut the fuck up after that

yea

I bet he browses Sup Forums and forces himself to listen to avant-garde