Caught this fucker in my garage, silver dollar for size. How should I kill it?

Caught this fucker in my garage, silver dollar for size. How should I kill it?

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nah, name it harold the great and set it free to kill vermin.

Feed it steroids so it can take out a mouse later.

space program

no date, is bait

If real kill it with fire NOW

Kill with fire you stupid nigger

Just let it go in the washroom or garage or something. Spiderbros are our friends.

Or just don't kill it. Let it go and be free you oxygen thief.

drown it in bleach

aww, it's so cute!. should make it a pet or let it go in the yard to eat the annoying bugs out there.

Space program

Send it to SPAAAACCCEEEEEE, it can fight the newly lunched cicadas

you need ants... lots of ants.

put it in a glass jar then place jar in pot of water then put pot of water on stove then tune it on high

Space station

roll

String it up by its legs one by one. Dangle a dead fly in front of it until it dies of starvation.

I like the ants idea

Get a balloon and send it up. Or stick it in blender/Microwave!

Winrar OP?

BALLOON

Roll

Go to a shoe store and buy the largest boot you can find. #roflstomp the spider, then return the boots with the spider still stuck to the bottom.

I like it gogogo

>find homeless people, three should be enough if they have all their legs
>????
>become spider
>marry it
>then on its deathbed reveal the truth
>that you are not spider at all

this

ROLLING FOR BALLOON

Did he ever drop his youtube channel

I GOT DUBS DO BALLOON IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT. MAKE VIDEO AND SEND IT TO YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING.

Yea what happened to the AstroSnake?

I FUCKING FOUND SPACE C-CADAS OMFG

youtube.com/watch?v=f5YiE3rP6Rw

Yes! Check the catalog, he made a new thread

With fire of course.

Satanic Trips has spoken

Space

Put it jar upside down on top of an ant hill opening and piss off the ants to swarm out.


If you want to be sadistic anyways. You can always do the non-edgy, typical Sup Forums tier space program I guess.

>2016
>Not killing it with fire

Why even live?

Found a balloon from my graduation last weekend...

roll

chemicals, try with alcohol first or cillit bang, please OP.
also record it.

Thanks!

Rocket Propelled grenade or a nuke

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Link?

TWO LAUNCHES IN ONE DAY?

set it on your left eyeball and blink it to death.

that's a brown recluse isn't it?

drown it in cum

Microwave

put it in a hamster ball and then let it roll around

I'm so fucking excited, June 16th is Sup Forums space day

Ok so send her up and record if you can friend.

space

put it in a cage with another spider then take all the oxygen out of it. Then see who last the longest first without dying of suffocation. then drown the winner

No, there doesn't appear to be a violin patter on it's back.

...is that a Wolf Spider? jesus, and people are telling you to pick it up to do shit with it? unbelievable.

the day Sup Forums performed two space programs

Should I put it in a bag? Or what?

Did the other guy ever do it? I left when he was jewing us.

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Hide it inside of a sack of flour, or bag. Make sure it can't escape and then give it to someone

YOU are the commander

Make a sign that says faggot and put it around his neck and lynch him

Whatever the Space Program fund can afford

If you can put it into a non see through bag so someone can pick it up and open it then yes. Write from user on the bad or "Open bag when descended" or something. I mean if the balloon can carry the bag of course. What is another Sup Forums member finds it holy shit kek.

gas it like a jew?

Rolling for this

And maybe write the link to the forum on the bag or something that would be awesome. I am winner and I am writing these btw.

Take it on a vacation to Disneyworld. I hear the water is nice at the Grand Floridian.

yes transparent plastic bag attached to the baloon's thread

In bag yes, then tie balloon, release and video tape for glory

June 16th Sup Forums space day

The finders of the craft must know this spiders story.

It will probably 404 faggot

I think this bitch is ready to fly

Underrated boats

Or a link to youtube channel with the launch video

Freeze it

Record and post on youtube

Don't fuck this up op

...

my hero!

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on second thoughts, eat it

YES,

COMMENCE LAUNCH OP

Holy fucking kek

yes!
this asshole is so big too

make sure the tape is solid enough, maybe poke a hole through the bag and tie it

and don't forget ducktales moon theme

are you going to record a video OP?

Dubs?

Thought of that. Make take screenshots and put them on imgur or something Or send Youtube link written down with spider.

Eat it.

Checked

SPACE PROGRAM FOR OP
CONCEPT ART

The fuck does that mean
>dubs?

Are you sure that string will hold? Don't need system failures man.

I love this one for a long time now and idk why

Sting-Shape of my heart

Also muse songs such as newborn and bliss

Gl lad

Also send link to us so we can watch it fly.

Our brave astronaut must be safe

OP PLS RECORD

some kid is gonna be playing in his back yard and all of a sudden a spider will drop from the fucking sky onto him.

what a day. any idea what kind of spider?

its happening again