Caught this fucker in my garage, silver dollar for size. How should I kill it?
Caught this fucker in my garage, silver dollar for size. How should I kill it?
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nah, name it harold the great and set it free to kill vermin.
Feed it steroids so it can take out a mouse later.
space program
no date, is bait
If real kill it with fire NOW
Kill with fire you stupid nigger
Just let it go in the washroom or garage or something. Spiderbros are our friends.
Or just don't kill it. Let it go and be free you oxygen thief.
drown it in bleach
aww, it's so cute!. should make it a pet or let it go in the yard to eat the annoying bugs out there.
Space program
Send it to SPAAAACCCEEEEEE, it can fight the newly lunched cicadas
you need ants... lots of ants.
put it in a glass jar then place jar in pot of water then put pot of water on stove then tune it on high
Space station
roll
String it up by its legs one by one. Dangle a dead fly in front of it until it dies of starvation.
I like the ants idea
Get a balloon and send it up. Or stick it in blender/Microwave!
Winrar OP?
BALLOON
Roll
Go to a shoe store and buy the largest boot you can find. #roflstomp the spider, then return the boots with the spider still stuck to the bottom.
I like it gogogo
>find homeless people, three should be enough if they have all their legs
>????
>become spider
>marry it
>then on its deathbed reveal the truth
>that you are not spider at all
this
ROLLING FOR BALLOON
Did he ever drop his youtube channel
I GOT DUBS DO BALLOON IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT. MAKE VIDEO AND SEND IT TO YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING.
Yea what happened to the AstroSnake?
I FUCKING FOUND SPACE C-CADAS OMFG
Yes! Check the catalog, he made a new thread
With fire of course.
Satanic Trips has spoken
Space
Put it jar upside down on top of an ant hill opening and piss off the ants to swarm out.
If you want to be sadistic anyways. You can always do the non-edgy, typical Sup Forums tier space program I guess.
>2016
>Not killing it with fire
Why even live?
Found a balloon from my graduation last weekend...
roll
chemicals, try with alcohol first or cillit bang, please OP.
also record it.
Thanks!
Rocket Propelled grenade or a nuke
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Link?
TWO LAUNCHES IN ONE DAY?
set it on your left eyeball and blink it to death.
that's a brown recluse isn't it?
drown it in cum
Microwave
put it in a hamster ball and then let it roll around
I'm so fucking excited, June 16th is Sup Forums space day
Ok so send her up and record if you can friend.
space
put it in a cage with another spider then take all the oxygen out of it. Then see who last the longest first without dying of suffocation. then drown the winner
No, there doesn't appear to be a violin patter on it's back.
...is that a Wolf Spider? jesus, and people are telling you to pick it up to do shit with it? unbelievable.
the day Sup Forums performed two space programs
Should I put it in a bag? Or what?
Did the other guy ever do it? I left when he was jewing us.
...
Hide it inside of a sack of flour, or bag. Make sure it can't escape and then give it to someone
YOU are the commander
Make a sign that says faggot and put it around his neck and lynch him
Whatever the Space Program fund can afford
If you can put it into a non see through bag so someone can pick it up and open it then yes. Write from user on the bad or "Open bag when descended" or something. I mean if the balloon can carry the bag of course. What is another Sup Forums member finds it holy shit kek.
gas it like a jew?
Rolling for this
And maybe write the link to the forum on the bag or something that would be awesome. I am winner and I am writing these btw.
Take it on a vacation to Disneyworld. I hear the water is nice at the Grand Floridian.
yes transparent plastic bag attached to the baloon's thread
In bag yes, then tie balloon, release and video tape for glory
June 16th Sup Forums space day
The finders of the craft must know this spiders story.
It will probably 404 faggot
I think this bitch is ready to fly
Underrated boats
Or a link to youtube channel with the launch video
Freeze it
Record and post on youtube
Don't fuck this up op
...
my hero!
...
on second thoughts, eat it
YES,
COMMENCE LAUNCH OP
Holy fucking kek
yes!
this asshole is so big too
make sure the tape is solid enough, maybe poke a hole through the bag and tie it
and don't forget ducktales moon theme
are you going to record a video OP?
Dubs?
Thought of that. Make take screenshots and put them on imgur or something Or send Youtube link written down with spider.
Eat it.
Checked
SPACE PROGRAM FOR OP
CONCEPT ART
The fuck does that mean
>dubs?
Are you sure that string will hold? Don't need system failures man.
I love this one for a long time now and idk why
Sting-Shape of my heart
Also muse songs such as newborn and bliss
Gl lad
Also send link to us so we can watch it fly.
Our brave astronaut must be safe
OP PLS RECORD
some kid is gonna be playing in his back yard and all of a sudden a spider will drop from the fucking sky onto him.
what a day. any idea what kind of spider?
its happening again