What would you do if you had a small penis?

What would you do if you had a small penis?

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I'd be a boy

Live exactly as I do currently with a smallish penis.

checkmate.

Post a thread of Sup Forums asking what others would do if they had a small penis

I have one.

no shame in being mexican

can we see you jerk it? eventually showcasing the climax?

Thats big, see mine :(

I have a 7 inch dick and if I sit in the correct position I can retract the flaccid version to under an inch.

does that mean I have a small dick?

Mine looks like that flaccid. Erect is about 5.5 inches. Painfully average.

Doesn't count unless it's erect

Be dead

I'd kill myself

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What the fuck

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No its means your a grower not a show-er. I'm the same man, made a few girls laugh with my flaccid inch till it grows to its erect 8

What is that and does it work

Holy shit how did u even get that in there. I cant even get into those gatorade bottles that have big openings.

It's a Smoothie bottle and get my dick only inside when I don't have a boner.

I hope you get hard in there and get stuck.

That just means you're a grower, not a shower. Just surprise the shit out of every girl you smash.

Not because I don't like you, but because it would make a good thread.

thats not small hes just fat

Why is it always the uncuts with the tiny dicks?

Dubs and you get the bottle surgically removed from your penis.

Cry myself to sleep.

I'm uncut with a 7" dick

Never. I milk my dick like this every second day and it works perfectly! ^_^

Prove it.

Nobody will ever stay with you if your dick is under 4 inches, get ready to live life by yourself and keep jerking off to weird fetish porn until you die.

Are those erect

I don't know...

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It's the same opening, just the bottle is longer.

my dick looks like yours, bout 5 inchers. i just left my wife for a 115 lbs smokin hot 24 yr old. so who the fuck cares she loves my cock and i bust in her guts

What time is it? How are we supposed to know what time it is without a timestamp?

Hahaha... ^_^ Okay, maybe, but I prefer to have no accidents like this. ^_-

What's a small pen?
Cause when flaccid, I can hang leas than an inch to about two and a half at times. Looks like a little kid, then I get erect and I'm a little over 5'5... I thunk it's okay. I really havnt had complainta From partners.

same here 7.5" fuck off cutfags

Is 6" small ?

If your a horse, ya. If your a manatee, a little big.

Put 6 inch dildo in your ass and see it for yourself

No its above average

The same thing I do everyday.
Try to take over the world.

Ok

Dubs confirms

Seriously considering it

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no homo

This

Ok real talk here. im getting used to it, so far no girl has complained and sex life has been good.

but who knows how they really feel behind my back, must suck for them when all their girl/slut friends get together and discuss bf's dick sizes.

I'm not into the sissy/humilation part of cuckolding, but i feel so bad for my gf that i've told her numerous times i'd let her **** somebody else as long as she tells me or let's me watch. anything behind my back is grounds for me dumping her on the spot.

She reassures me that im "big" and that i satisfy her, even though i know she's lying.

Sometimes we watch porn together and it makes it even worse, she insist she prefers lesbian porn, but i know its only because of how akward it gets when we watch regular porn and the guy is massive compared to me. Not only am i about 5.3 inches long, but my girth isn't anything special either. Flaccid im like 2.5, its horrible.

I really do hate having a smaller dick, and i think it sucks how it's random and other guys enjoy life more than I do based on something they didn't earn. But that's the luck of the draw I suppose.

Back to playing Skyrim I guess....

Even though I know if I had more confidence I'd be out socializing.

is that little donnie trump's tiny dick...may be why he overcompensates

Hello lebbit

I'm the guy with the 7" who posted with the yellow tape.
If I could give you my dick for trade I would, I don't want to live anymore.

Grow the fuck up faggot. Get rid of your weird personality disorder...real talk my ass

Claw hand, looks like 4-5 inches

Don't feel bad user

Yeah, be me. Small dick + fordyce spots. Now that sucks a lot.

if i had a small dick i would become the hottest 'girl' / sissy there was :^)

Bro, don't let porn be the standard by which you judge your junk. Yeah some dudes have huge dicks, and its true that women like them. But to be perfectly honest, most girls, normal girls, 6's 7's and even some 8's and 9's could care less about the size of your dick dude. As long as you have a dick around 5 inches long that is decently thick, a girl that likes you will not care that you aren't incredibly well endowed. And here's the real kicker dude, if you aren't a total aspie, there are a multitude of ways to pleasure a woman without your dick even being involved. Chicks love making out, being massaged and caressed, being kissed in strange places, they REALLY fucking like it when you nibble on their earlobes, they like it when you touch their butts, some like being spanked. There are a million ways to get your lover off dude, you can finger bang them senseless, fiddle the clit your tongue or fingers, eat da booty, whatever the fuck they like. But it all stems from them liking you or being attracted to you as a person. And I can tell you from personal experience, that viewing sex as the most important aspect of a relationship, hell even life, is unhealthy as fuck. You should aspire to be with a woman because you love who she is, and how she makes you feel, how much you enjoy just talking with her. Not because you want to fuck her. If you adopt this mindset, and truly become attached to someone, you'll find that the sex is more amazing than anything you could have previously imagined. And that she doesn't give a flying FUCK about how big your dick is or isn't.

TL;DR Grow up dude, Love yourself, find someone you love, and someone who loves you for you.

>would

I am doing, mate

Damn and ur black that's fucked

thats a strange turtle

if you have small dick look up jelqing,apparently id adds length and girth over time,your supposed to gain a few inches

Tits or gyfo

I second this notion

Kek
Not black, I'm indian

Cry

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Lol I wish my penis was as big as yours.

Bitch take that brah off and fuck yourself with it
Also
>No timestamp you fucking pleb

Kill myself.

Timestamp it to, damn do we have to hold your hand through this all

He was mean, I'm not going to fuck myself with a bra.

Chek'd bruh
You must obey the trips

Trips dont fucking lie you bitch
Get busy.

That's a dude

You
All
Suck. I'm not posting pictures of myself any more.

I'd like a good look at those nips mirite

i would be you...

Oh come on. If we can post our tiny cocks, you can at least do something nice for us. And I need a fap material. Spread pussy.

Give me something first

become a sissy?

small dick detected

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You suck show your pussy

Nice teets.

Obviously he didnt mean to actually fuck yourself with the bra, he was more serious about you taking it off bb.

here u go bb
u like?

Probably get a sex change and or kill myself

this is what people need to understand, just because scientifically 5 inches is average, to todays females it's small as ****, trust me. I'm open about this subject with many diff females and all of the broads say 7-9 inches is what they want, regardless of if 5-6 is average.

don't think guys are the only ones in this generation with e-standards/porn obsession. Girls see the big dicks and know what they want, the thing with females is they can actually get what they want when they want, so why would they choose you?

Trust me, if a girl is happy with you and your 5-6er, doesn't mean sexually she is satisfied. One 7-9incher and you are just there for emotional support then.

Open your minds bros, average isn't average anymore

Small dick thread == lonely autistic thread

check'd

And this is seriously the last picture

The statistical odds of being over 7 inches are not good at all, fuck off with your shitty bait nigger

Wear a condom every time I took a shit so my junk didn't scrape the bowl on entry.

Very nice

hot af should take more pics

Not the best quality, but it will do.

Tits?