Has anyone on Sup Forums ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? what happened?

has anyone on Sup Forums ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? what happened?

who's got a story?

They have no parts, they're like barbie dolls.

yeah... "they" are no different to any other person... fart and swear

A grill who is richer than most celebs (9 figure worth family 'business')

But no celebs

licked out bella thornes poopbox. she loves to show off her ass but only lets white faggoty guys fuck her.

best one I've heard in a while is about a guy who got to bang Cate Blanchett while she cuck'd her husband

Are you kidding? Most people on here are kissless virgins. Might as well ask if they've ever been to the moon.

>nigger detected

You insecure virgins and your projecting.

Not everyone on here is as big of a fucking loser as you are. This place isn't some special club for people like you.

You'd be surprised how many perfectly normal people come on here.

There's always one of you that responds this way and it just chaps my fucking ass to read it.

Obvious newfag virgin is obvious,

seriously. shun the nonbeliever. SHUN

>typical response is typical

go fuck yourself, you asshat. Since that's pretty much all you CAN do...

>projecting this hard

Guess I struck a nerve.

okay back on topic, whose got a story? Best peep stories have been from guys working as soundtechs and other behind the scenes stuff at concerts and movies. guys can sneak a peak easy

I'm married with three kids so..,

No one has a story. This is Sup Forums a board for neckbeard losers. It would be a story if they've seen their mom in the shower once.

I've seen stories on these threads that I trust pretty well. You should not be so presumptive

Had a buddy who's uncle worked security for movie premieres and after parties. We were film students so he would sneak us in to try and network. But really wed just geek out and try to mingle. Met some cool celebs, some who were stuck up.

At one, I think for "we bought a zoo", after party was weirdly popping, celebs not even in movie were there.

Parker posey was there, hitting in me hardcore. Talking about how she rewatched Dallas recently, and loved it (haha wtf),

She asked me to leave party with her, but I had gf at the time, and was an idiot I guess, Idk. She's older, but could still get it.

Anyway, that's closest.


Also in hs fucked a girl who was on Super sweet 16,

They're copy pasta from Reddit

I had sex with charlie sheen. He sucked my dick.


I got AIDS.

That all depends on what you call a celeb. Does Anna Akana count?

But user, I've been to the moon.

i sucked justin bieber's dick

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i am immune to your penus codes. killuminati

I was at a superbowl once and Janet Jackson's boob popped out all sparkly
True story.

Well, there you go then.

I wasn't talking about your dads ass

>parker posey

Well yeah you kinda were. How long ago was it?

I remember hearing about a thread there about this subject. any source to the thread?

Does it count if she wasnt famous at the time? If so yes

DUDE... you passed up on parker posey? You realize what fucked up crazy ass sex you would have had?....

I would have just taken a pass on that one and just hoped for forgiveness.

she's not massively famous but I used to fuck Rie Sinclair a few years back when I was in a band with her

I almost fucked celebrity drag queen Jinkx Monsoon but if you knew him you'd know that's really not hard to do.

I fucked sky ferreira before she got famous, other than that, I didn't really fuck anyone 'special'

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Yeah I know, she was sloppy drunk tho, and the relationship was newish.

This though, I regret it every day.

i'm up for the story. she keep a bush like most asian girls?

man fuck you.
>most people on here are kissless virgins.

ahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha

You fucked Guy Fieri?

Lou,Ky fag. I fucked Lawrence in highschool

You're trying too hard, mate. He obviously destroyed you. Now settle down, and deal with it.

This one time I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

I wish I did...

This girl. Her name was Anne or something. She was hiding in my cupboard for a while.

is that an OC photo?

I fucked Shirley Manson in '97, ask me anything.

sure it counts! who was it?

You didn't know that Neil Armstrong lurks Sup Forums?

How new can you get?

did she piss on you

Ok. Katy perry...

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I fucked miley cyrus backstage after a meet and greet i won through a keloggs contest ;))))

Not really, just finely trimmed, like a thin burr cut.

Just knew her before she left Maker. Fooled around ever so often. Then jumped ship before shit hit the fan.

Dude he's dead

story? how'd she look naked

You tell me.

Once caught a look at Kate Moss' boobs. Was working as a lighting assistant for a photoshoot she was at. We were all hurrying and she got changed without much care for getting covered up.

Not to brag or anything but. I Licked her ass hole while her daughter was giving me a handjob

>has anyone on Sup Forums ever fucked a
>implying someone in this shithole will have the chance of having sex

Kek

i had buttsex with arnold Schwarzenegger in '92

quiet Pierce

I peaked over the urinal to sneak a peek at Howard Stern's penis.

He told me to fuck off and hit me in the eye with his elbow.

She didn't.
We talked about that whole reputation though.

I have fucked Jennifer Lawrence, Pamela Anderson, Chloe Moretz, Emma Watson and Mila Kunis.

Prove me wrong

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Shit, half the people here are celebrities. They go here to unwind. It's like Hollywood's worst kept secret.

You haven't.

nice! that ever happen with any other models?

I SAID HOW NEW CAN YOU GET?

I think I remember you! you fingered her while she was making winters bone

>perfectly normal people come on here.
>on here.
>perfectly normal

lmao. Reverse image search was so easy. Liar.

http :// sexyyoutubers.blogspot . ca/2013/07/anna-akana-hot-cleavage-nude.html?zx=67b909f49a58e2ee

sure ya did

stay living in your little friendless bubble.. I know, for you, it's scary to go out in the real world sometimes.

3-4 times, but with no names. It's a fairly common thing from what I've heard. People are too busy to go in to the changing rooms between every outfit change (there could easily be 10 in one shoot). It's not really my actual line of work, so I haven't really been to that many. But most people that work in the profession see naked models alllllll the time.

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Never said it was an OC pic. I just told them to tell me. People act like Google isn't a thing.

Keking intensifies

You're on Sup Forums you obese virgin we all no you're a friendless basement dweller you're fooling no one.

My friend was a masseuse and he while living in LA he fake his credentials to get into this high end spa. They were impressed by his trick so he landed a good gig. Thing was this was in the 90s and Jennifer Anniston was a guest at the spa and he got to massage her. Said she had an amazing ass and he focused on it because that's what she asked for. Didn't fuck her tho that was par for the course on cruise ships he said

I remember reading a story in one of these threads where a guy fucked an unhappy housewife Melissa Joan Hart.
Good story.

Do niche pornstars count?

how was it?

I hooked up with the daughter of some reality show person. One of the real housewives I think. I don'tremember

/thread

incredible. he get a look at her puss? he encounter any other celebs?

what ever makes you feel better about yourself

Sorry you got triggered dude

reminder that taylor swift at least used to browse Sup Forums at one point in time

I've fucked loads of famous guys

pic related, it's me

>at one point in time
Once you start, you never stop. I'm sure she still lurks.

I got a blowjob from Sarah Hyland back in high school before she was famous.

Fingered her also.

We had sort of kind of started dating but were mostly just friend. I went to her apartment after school with her and it just happened. Parents weren't home but her brother was in the other room.

This is the closest any Sup Forums tard ever got to touching a celebrity.

Lying slut. We know you are a lesbian.

Pics or it didn't happen

how were her sucking skills? was she fully shaven?

Tits or GTFO