By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part forty-three.
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Tsar.
I'd sacrifice 85% of Lithuanians to eradicate 50% of estonians
Wonderful post.
dumb slav
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(i'm actually latvian)
I want a qt brown gf
>1. Estonia
>2. Lithuania
>3. Latvia
The official list of best Baltic cunts
wrong
Hmmmmm
0.Prussia
You forgot that Latvia is the Southern part of Southern Estonia
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>Estonia
>Smallest population
>Smallest territory
>Best country overall out of 3 balts
>Strongest military
>baltic "military"
Ease up on Latvia, they are Livonia
Funniest thing is they look like they could weight 750 kg between the three of them. Whose "armed forces" are these guys?
heh the countdown begins from 1 not 0 silly boi
>Galils
Id say Estonian. Most likely non conscript EDL volunteers. Fat guys playing war basically.
That raises even more questions. What is the english defense league doing in esonia?
Should we even bully lithuania and latvia during Christmas time? I mean, it is obvious to everyone that we're the best balt.
Reminder that Estonia is in fact a region in Northern Latvia
Maybe in your "world", in my world there is no 123 without the 0 in the front
Volunteers most likely. The Gatling is capable of killing at least 10 000 Russians at a time.
you mean in computer world?
you live in matrix?
cool
>Estonia
>Killing anything
Please kid. It's cute when Estonci act all tough though.
More Estonian girls should speak Russian. You have the cutest accents
I know we have cute accents, all your girls want to fuck us if we say a single word. ;)
shoo shoo you jew
AMERICAN TRAITORS OUT
This desu.
fuck off jew
>all your girls want to fuck us if we say a single word
Kek. No, on guys it just makes them sound super gay.
Send more Russian-speaking qts to Moscow pls.
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Nah.
A comedy skit isn't real life. Nigga, if I went to Moscow right now and said "sposibo" to any girl, you bet they will fuck me. Fucking hell, our accent makes us sound epic as fuck. We sound something between Germans, Swedes and Finns.
Uh oh, and most Russians nowadays think we're American.
SAS>SEAL
>"sposibo" to any girl, you bet they will fuck me.
>Moscow
Lol no they wouldnt unless you're some kind of millionaire. And even then you'd end up getting cucked. The only people who can deal with Russian women are Russians. Trust me, it's a shitstorm. Dont go down that road.
lmao estonians are slow
>US forces in Estonia
>In wintertime
>In desert camo
Lmao wtf American iq really is low
source?
>The only people who can deal with Russian women are Russians.
You're probably right on that one man, fuckin hell.
They did paint some of the M1A1 Abrams tanks to forest camo. Wouldn't judge them, if they bother to die for our freedoms, then they sound good in my book.
my brother is a conscript in Tapa. i will see if i can google u a picture
They probably get paid lodes.
My brother told me that the US troops in Tapa are incredibly self centered bossy assholrs. They act like they are some big badasses there to save poor little Estonia, when in reality, in virtually every team exercise they are dead last
I would live in the anime world, but they denied me access due to me being from another dimension. Now I am just waiting for cyber punk.
They probably get a random US military salary and most of the ppl in Europe are national guard or some other off-duty.
Not that the special forces wouldn't train with us.
They're in Tapa. That's a small fucking town with nothing to do there. Keep in mind, the forces the US uses are kind of like our national guard. They aren't some kind of Navy SEAL guys who train ESTSOF
They're the "trigger" troops that would involve the US into a war if Russia decided to invade for some stupid reason.
>Now I am just waiting for cyber punk.
I'm afraid it might never come
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stop it chile
you've been here too long
and I love you
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Thread theme song
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Why are you still inviting Australians and NZers to your general?
>Aushitralia
>strongest military
>>Best country overall out of 3 balts
wow what an achievement just wow bravo
1 out of 3
Sehr gut gemacht
after effects vector drawing tools is a pain in the ass to use
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Good job, Janis.
for the blue boards
X-POST V4 BALT GENERAL
My cat just caught a mouse, then she got distracted and lost it, a Kookaburra flew down and stole it!
I couldn't remember how a boomerang works... and then it came back to me.
if dubs janny will delet this tred
RIP tred
do it janny
I think Latvia is the best country on earth
if GET then USA will get nuked by Mexico
That's not a preferably course of action
Holy shit i trully am the GET god
>Inb4 janny bans me again bc he fears my power of getting repeating digits
get ready to taste the gamma waves, for i am the mighty GET god and my repeating digits confirmed ur fate
Janitors can't ban users, you absolute retard.
ur forgeting that i am the GET god and what i say is the truth
Omg the power of the GET god is far too great for this realm. Also Janny can now ban userz
It is true, at least for now we only recently started boosting up spending to our milltary, and we will definelty have a stronger one than Estonians in the future, but the milltary has been really forgotten before the ukrainian crisis.
If get then Lithuania is invaded by Russia
lmao i got banned again. Admins cannot stand the power of the mighty GET god
wtf i forgive america now
*smell of shit intensifies*
*gunshots start going off more often in the distance*
Translation: A lithuanian shat himself and after that put a bullet in his brain
The only reasonable next step
*Kills everyone in this thread*
ahhh yes finally some silence
Death to crackers.
On a scale of 1 to lithuanian, how autistic are you?
1
so lithuanian is max you can't be more autistic?
hmmm interesting
btw you are supposed to be dead
Why should I be dead?
cuz I killed you
"no"
why did you deleted the file?
Wew i almost exposed myself...heh...
I saw it I know how you look
Nah that's not me, that's my friend. But my name was there as well.
I dare you to ever post that picture again
I see
too bad I didn't saved it
I'm having trouble controlling my blood sugar lately
I got lucky this time
so I was able to find the image thumbnail from the browser cache, but that shit is so blurry so I can't see shit
ok so I've been able to retrieve the image completely, don't worry I'm not gonna post it :DDDDDDDDD