Anybody getting baked right now? Pic related. Eating a steak too

Anybody getting baked right now? Pic related. Eating a steak too.

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>Magic meme box

Just finished smoking and waiting for a pizza i bought

oh god magic flight vape is SO GOOD.

stoner from germany here! what is this magic thing you got there? i also whant one... please tell me more op!

Why do stoners feel the need to let everyone know that they smoke weed? Not even mad just genuinely curious, you see that shit everywhere

What are the weed laws in Germany like?

So asking if other people smoke weed is "feeling the need to let everyone know that you smoke weed"?
im not op

Hi friends from Plymouth UK! Anyone know of any funny YouTube vids like big lez

If caught smoking it you get raped by Muslim refugees

Magic Flight vape
It's really amazing.

found the Sup Forums user.

illegal...no free shops like netherlands or california etc... you got a few gramms free if the cops are catch you, you got stress with them but no judge will put you in jail for 5g or such... every country has its own limits... berlin for example 30g, in bavaria only 1-2g or you fucked :P

i found this thing, 100€ - is it the money worth? if got a e-zig, its the same function?

How much better is it over a well rolled j?

what a fag...

shut up you fat nigger
eat your steak you negrodomis
you hall of niggerdom

have you used a vapourizer before? It's just like a mini vape.

>Magic Flight vape

thx - found it on amazon... really nice device...

I get ya

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... no country, i mean state... sorry

I love my MFLP. This is OP.

I hope you die in a fire you son of a whore. I haven't had weed in 7 years and my life has been so fucking miserable without it.

Dude I loved the flight box, someone stole it though

Why do people feel the post to porn? Why do people feel the need to post anything? Either wanting attention or to be social. Pretty dumb question.

humans are social and yearn to feel some kinship with others.
You fucking anti-social neckbeard.

Why don't you go and get some weed man? No point in ruining other peoples fun just because you're sad and miserable

weird pipe dude

You are a future me. I just got a job as an airline pilot. I'm just a few weeks into my position of not being able to smoke for the foreseeable future and it fucking suckkkkssss

Why did I have to choose one of the few professions with random drug testing...

Yup
Piping some Northern lights bigbud, bud
-_-

niggers detected

Vapouriser

Just smoking some fire sunset sherbet with northern light hash trying to get them good vibes.
Got laid off so after I finish what I got I am going to take a break.
Pic totes related gotta love Washington

Douche flute™
Kek

Fucking speak english dude ffs

Get a Davinci Ascent, sooo much better. You don't have to shake it like an autist after every few draws.

Im gonna experience the first drug deal of my life tomorrow. I don't know the seller personally.
What should I remember?

Got 25 blunts rolled up each with about a gram of white walker OG in them. Going to go fishing with some buddies of mine

>just smoking some [strain name] with [strain name] hash, trying to get good vibes
>got [fired] so after I finish what I have I'm gonna take a break
>pic totally related got to love washington

literally not hard at all, plenty of niggers speak worse than him, calm your shit. This is a stoner thread, be cool

>I'm smoking really good weed and hash
>lost job yesterday
>a tolerance break starts soon
>I love living in Washington.
That more your speed son?

Any growfags who can diagnose what's going on with my leaves? just gave FF Nutes

I read what he said just fine. Learn your lingo son, no room for autists in here.

I'm thinking about buying a vape for weed, how different is the high from regular smoking? I've heard some people say it's less "complete" than smoking

I don't know what I'm looking at. Made me kek though

few lighter spots on leaves, also crackly leave pattern

It feels a bit weird if you're used to smoking. Just like eating edible weed stuffs gives you a different kinda body high than smoking.
Vaping felt a little "lighter" but it got me high all the same basicly.

eating a bacon donut in ohio and smoking

Dude have you ever vaped weed and it tastes like a steak. I swear I can't be the only one.

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Steak or burnt popcorn for me

Its more of a head high with little to no couch lock.

No op, but I can confirm vape is a good way to go. The high is the same, most people say it's less of a body high but if you want a body high, just eat some. You'll save a lot on vaping, I can get high af off three bowls, which equals the same amount I'd put in a joint.

They are quite expensive though, and you get what you buy. I love mine and if it broke I wouldn't hesitate getting a new one.

Fucking loved my mflb before it got confiscated by the police. Im thinking about replacing it with an Arizer Solo or Firewood 3.0

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Gonna buy weed f2f for the first time today from a total stranger, what should I remember?

I don't want to get robbed/beaten up

Damn, I love the couch lock feeling. I'll probably try it out anyway, I can't afford to stink up my apartment with smoke.

I'm vaping right now and I just ate a big ass burger with some tomato soup.

Nice rolls but why do you need 25 blunts just to fish? You basically have a fucking O to go fishing

If you vape I automatically asume you like a dick in your ass

don't be skittish, be as cool as you can
if you're in a location that allows it, inspect the produce. if it looks like some of the pics in this thread, you have good shit. If it looks like powdered oregano you've got yourself some brickweed. You can always walk away without transacting, but you'll probably do the deal either way, in which case you'll have to acquiesce to whatever the guy names as his price
Lrn2darknet for future purchases

Indiana reporting in. Baking with a bong tonight. After I finish this bowl, I'll probably roll a j or grab my onie and walk in the park and smoke a little before it gets dark

You're buy weed. Soo... remember to get dressed and brush your teeth and you should be good to go.

If you vape enough you will for sure get couch lock. The higher the temperature of the vape the greater chance of couch lock

I still live with my parents (im 19) so I don't want to order weed to my address since in my country a drug package with ur name on it is a valid reason for a search warrant.

It would be a fucking nightmare if suddenly 6 cops raided my house and seized computers

not Tryna sound like a faggot but I'm one of those people who smokes weed like they're cigarettes. All 25 will be gone by the end of the evening for sure. Got dabs too haha

Good deal, any portable vapes you'd reccomend? Also, my tolerance is 0 so I can barely smoke any and be stoned. I'm all about conserving weed though

The magic flight launch box like the on OP posted is perfect

I mean I smoke a lot too but eventually I just stop feeling high if I smoke too much. 25 is just a waste of money

Does it really not smoke you straight when you smoke that much? I seriously stop feeling stoned when I smoke too much.

Haha, whoops. I didn't see someone else posted the same.

I'm an entrepreneur of the cannabis sorts here in Houston, money and my consumption do not bother me much. Plus i enjoy smoking out my few good friends, it's a social thing when I roll this much

>You basically have a fucking O to go fishing

yes OP, currently using my MFLB too!

I've never been smoked straight haha, well one time I did a snake dab (like 1.4gs) and after that I felt nearly sober just because I was coughing for half an hour lol

Same up in jersey. Growfag here. shhhhhhhhhh

Man, I'm glad I don't have your imperviousness. I would be broke if I smoked that much.

I used to have a roommate like that..everyday like 30+ blunts & only blunts. Piles of swisher guts everywhere. Im sure it had to be the nicotine keeping him stuck on those. I seriously wonder if he got stoned anymore at all.
Anyway I just got a new baitcaster a few days ago. What are you gonna go fishing for?

Ah, that explains it! You have access to your own weed. I've thought about trying to grow my own plant, but feel relatively certain I'd fuck it up. I have like the opposite of a green thumb.

I'm getting baked too in this hot Florida weather

Forreal?? Got any runners? I have three no life's that make round trips out of NorCal and west CO for me. Pretty sweet gig honestly. They make good money too. I'm giving them three stacks per delivery and keeps my supply top shelf and stocked at all times.

Side note, just got my hydraulic rosin press and been squeezing out hella slabs which is a lot of fun, since you grow you should try it out lol

Dude sweet rods, and down here in Texas I mainly go for redfish/flounder or cats (not hardheads though). Mostly anything I don't mind gutting and eating with my boys haha. And i mainly just take dabs, but the herb will always be my first love so when I do smoke the leafy green goddess, I do it heavily haha

Last time I went fishing I came off of a 1 month T-break and I swear when I smoked just one joint it was like I was tripping on acid.

Like full fractal patterns and everything. This is back when I was real big into n-bombs too though.

Has anybody else had this?

Very nice operation user, but unfortunately i've yet to scale that high. Soon though bro. At the moment i have 3 tents, each a month apart. and have been taught some useful guerrilla lolipopping/suppercropping techniques that i use to pump out a half pound per plant, every 30 days Glad to hear it's working out good for you brother, stay safe.

What are your opinions on the new "drug sniffing car" that is able to locate weed grows/meth labs?

Meh, Very new technology.
>University of North Texas
They're on to you m8 run haha

Probably for the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

Right on bud:) I haven't caught a good catfish in forever. It seems like whenever I go bass fishing I end up catching everything besides bass. Its still fun and I gotta admit, I fried up some bluegill lastweek....totally forgot how good the crunchy tails are.

I live with mine too. I just comes in a standard letter with your name on. No reason for others to raise suspicion. Customer feedback is like amazon too, so you can find which vendors have the best operational security and stealth. Seriously I would look into it if I were you. I have bought probably 50 odd times over 5 or so different marketplaces over the last 2 years and no regrets here

Sadly not. I can't endure any more jail time, so I stick with wine.

Also thank god for carbon filters

What is f2f?

face to face

I assume you live in the US?
I know what you mean but I seriously don't want to risk a fucking home search because of like 5grams of weed.

IMO in the US you'll just get a letter that they found drugs and that's here, here it's a home search and cops seize your computers and phone

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That's rough, man. In the US it varies from state to state, but there's not a lot of focus on weed from a federal standpoint, unless it's a big distribution operation.

Bruh, I wish you were down here in Houston lol. I'd smoke you out fat as fuck, you seem really cool, anyone who appreciates weed and fishing is a stand up guy in my book haha

seriously man the amount of people that use darknet markets, as long as you're not selling or bulk buying cops don't give half a single shit. Everyone's opsec is tight too (most people's anyway), which means even if the vendor you buy off gets v&, they won't have kept your home address, and the cops defintiely wont be able to see any private messages you send (as long as you learn how to use GPG encryption properly)

go to r/darknetmarketnoobs to start if you're curious

Yeah, here cops tend to walk drug dogs in public places to catch weed smokers.

I know how the DNM works, I've bought acid from it since it's a very safe substance to order (no smell). Here in Finland cops do in fact give a shit if they catch a weed letter in the mail.

Jesus, what country are you from? That's borderline draconian.

do you have the one where the guy is walking while high and looks down at something at the floor and the panels show a zooming in of it and it's the planet he's standing on?