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cara

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doing in a groove

business idea: invest heavily in the blackpool grime scene

Doing a post

goolies

Asuka.

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Gonna get drunk on home made cocktails tonight I think.

reminder charli is NOT a paki

Yorkshire is a nation

yes lad

>cyber criminals make no money
o i am laffin

only got spirits and i don't really want to drink them because i'll end up waking up in my toilet

PK is the best grime mc of the new era

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carrie fisher is going to die tonight lads

Why does she look like one then?

Actually so sad that some of you absolute weapons act about 70 years old clinging onto a nostalgic 1940s Britain that never actually existed apart from in British Pathé film reels

Bet you sad cunts nestle down for the night at 7pm, after eating a shepherd's pie for breakfast, lunch and dinner listening to radio 4 and reading a fictional WW2 stories book you got a discount voucher for in the Daily Mail

yes she is

Definitely peng, same sort as Marina

business idea: perform a backflip after getting pulverized by the hammer so that the puck strikes my squashed bollocks again on its way up

i'll tell you what she is though, fit

fucking love a good camel toe

and yeah she is kinda paki but that's what makes her so hot

Rasheed

Why do lefties think the rape, abuse and murder of innocent people is an acceptable price for their lefty dreams? I dont get it.

What have you got? I'm fully stocked up for Christmas here.

Dinner

literally who

captain morgan's spiced rum

autism

really fancy that aisling bea ngl

>waking up in my toilet
are you a poo?

Eh, yeah you do want some coke or something to drink that with desu.

what's in the tub? gravy?

yeah
cba going shops

doort burd

end yourself kike

i'll admit that clinging onto 'muh british empire' etc. on Sup Forums is just a way of compensating for my pathetic life

imagine being from one of those eastern european shitholes and being as pathetic as me though, at least we have history to help us with the pain :)

Leftism is a religion to them, you aren't allowed to question it no matter how retarded it is

So basically "fake news" is click bait articles? I still don't get it

>mfw rum plebs

Ooer bit late for you isn't it Albert? Are those kids over the road causing a ruckus again?

BABY YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANT

WHEN YOU'RE LYIN' HERE IN MY ARMS

I'M FINDIN' IT HARD TO BELIEVE

WE'RE IN HEAVEN

Shame lad, I just made myself a zombie, it's fucking great.

Curry sauce

>tfw I drank 3/4 of a litre bottle of that one night and woke up in my own sick

trump said that the US must create more nuclear weapons

did you order it from the local Chippenhaus?

business idea: invade and conquer Sentinel Island

thought it was just making up something that enough people want to believe so they all share it and it becomes fact desu

what is your preferred beverage

good lad

The media wouldn't have even invented the term fake news if Hillary won. It's literally the media spazzing out because they're in panic

the invading force would suffer severe losses

Isn't it time for your 5th prayer of the day Mahmoud?

Not sure how they're going to kill of Princess Leia in Star Wars lads.

>when you drink so much you shit your pants
ah yes, alcoholism

fake news=alternative sources that don't agree with the mainstream agenda
yeah they're biased as fuck and sometimes false but no worse than the mainstream media

tldr: all news is fake news

i mean captain is pleb rum

mount gay, goslings, screech, etc.

I walked down to the local Chinese actually

>tfw facebook bans sites like wunderground because retards can't tell a headline like "Chicken On Ketamine Unable To Cross Road" is satirical

We're not Italians. The US and UK could do a joint operation and suffer 0 casualties.

mate of mine gave up drinking cos he started shitting himself every time he got pissed

LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED

AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR ARMS

IT ISN'T TOO HARD TO SEE

WE'RE IN HEAVEN

it's always on offer so it's pretty cheap
don't even care what it tastes like really
drink to get drunk innit

Is that all you can resort to, the same old tired lines that imply I'm a Muslim? Dear oh dear your mind is going

Maybe it's time we reconsidered putting you in the home

cannot understand how people end up shitting themselves

i've been in situations where i can't walk and people have to carry me about and i've never shat myself

need to have a chinese chippy takeaway right now

"fake news" is a label created by the mainstream media for any news that doesn't support the mainstream media narrative

Oh right, I thought you were slagging off rum generally there.

If you're having rum and coke then captain is perfect though desu.

I fucking love rum mind, got 8 different bottles in for xmas.

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cobs are too big

if i'm gonna drink to get drunk i'll have disaronno because i can down it without any mix

VERY nice lad

There are actual people in this thread who look at places like bradford, tower hamlets, aylsbury and rotherham etc and literally think "ah yes this is the britain i want". Why? Is something wrong with their brains? Cannot fathom it

what was the first music video you ever had a wank to /brit/?

it's chineser

My reply was much more than your post deserved 'sheed

Stubbed my toe

> fathom
> a unit of length equal to six feet (1.8 metres), chiefly used in reference to the depth of water

>Update
probly just some people relax enough to loosen up their bowels. mate who shat himself would piss himself in his sleep after drinking too. his mrs would wake him up going 'you're pissing get out the bed'

not liking the thread being this slow
snort some stimulants or something lads

too many brits here

>Rasheed learns basic english

Well done!

>Friday night

Why are you here?

La Charrette is good if you can get it.

i prefer whisky and coke to rum and coke anyways

>brisbane missing out on the big heatwave for christmas day so it's only going to be 29°

how good lads

Didn't feel good at the time, last thing I remember I started walking home from my mates gripping the bottle with almost nothing left in it and just feeling completely fine, next thing I know I wake up in a puddle of my own sick on my bedroom floor, it's part dried and dangling from my mouth and everything.

to browse the 'chon

don't know why i typed update desu

Same, or pissed myself.

Generally I behave even when I'm totally blacked out, so my mates tell me anyway.

Throwing up on my rug is the worst I've ever done.

If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would you pick?

Why do people eat curries so hot that you can't taste the flavour in them? Are they just insecure pillocks who think it makes them manly?

yeah i'm not too bad when i black out either

just get a bit rowdy, but it's in a friendly way, although some people don't take it well and try and fight me

lotr i suppose

awful lot of poo there

canada is gay

Never had it, but I will pick some up next time I need to restock.

Literally just wrote myself a note about this. That's how serious I am about rum.

*heems the first irish twat I see*

fucking paddies

a united ireland desu

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