Let's play the badly describe a movie and others try to guess it game

Let's play the badly describe a movie and others try to guess it game...

>mom is kill
>go on long ass adventure with friends
>obsessed with leaves

No clue, but I've got one

>little kid finds a toy
>toy is evil
>but actually not
>retard government man fucks up
>????
>Everyone is safe

Start with a less obscure movie

Small soldiers

>everyone is from another country
>Mexican gets deported
>naked Japanese girl on E

Nope, guess again.

> a wolverine flies a tree into space

It's actually a classic people reference about on here all the time

land before time, next?

>space rocks
>fighting with yourself
>but who was phone?
>smiley face HAL

Ding! Ding! Ding! Winrar!!

>poor cumdumpster
>boxes
>dies

I've got another one, not op though

>have brother
>brother die
>robot
>robot die
>immortals

>young guy gets into car
>fucks things up
>has to allow his parents to fuck, or else

big hero 6, next?

Big Hero 6

Million dollar baby?

back to future

>just want to fix up cabin
>kids start dying
>one kid goes HAM
>doozy of a day

Million dollars bitch

Too easy? Alright


>everyone is robot
>but not
>Fight crime
>is robot really robot
>king of my castle

Here is an easy one:
>Father is kill
>Father is not really kill.
>Father kills.
>Father dies for real.
>Big explosion.
>Thus everyone is happy.

>terminator

Magical Whim/whimsy or some shit?

Bladerunner?

hmmm . . . ghost in the shell?

>have vision, everyone gonna die
>gotta get away
>we lose a lot of the group to shit
>find new home, but we need honeys
>end up in gang warfare

Star wars?

yup

>guy goes to a new frontier
>fighting
>meets dad
>more fighting
>leaves
>takes qt 3.14 with him

Life tree or somebullshit

You got it, good job.

>kid likes water
>kid likes above ground
>fuck you dad
>water goes to shit
>Ham

No points for partial answers, maggot!

But yes, correct XD

>guys wanna cut down forest
>one of the guys joins the natives
>learns cutting down trees is bad

>Family of 3 goes to hotel
>Dadgoescrazy.jpg
>dad kills black guy
>family escapes

Ponyo

>Sandra Bullock screaming awkwardly for 90 minutes

> pirate catfishes pretty lady
> drunkard persues genetic mutants
> Jew raises the dead

moon

I second that motion!

avatar

Not clear enough, Got dick stuck in every one of her movies.

nope

Avatar

that's the shining mate

see

Bloodsport

>Seth Rogan plays a stoner

Dances with wolves

Fern Gully
I had to watch that shitty movie about 4 times when I was in school.

Good job.

Pirates of the Caribbean


>Family
>dad leaves
>shit
>family saves dad
>dad not strong enough
>mole guy

Yeap! Good one user

nope

Ferngully

>kid
>said kid becomes cop
>furrys

the incredibles

Yep

I'm sure the answer to this one is incredible.

Are you a nigger? Zootopia.

Nope

Evil Dead?

>skip school
>parade
>car destroyed

correcto


>woman steals money
>selfish.jpg
>gets tired and goes to motel
>dies

nope

Shit I'm running out of movies.

>dead guy kills someone important
>tries to take over his place
>fails
>spoopy

>girl and guy in graveyard
>girl now in house
>black guy
>everyone dies

>nigger has book
>nig travels
>other guy wants to take said book
>nig fights off guys goons
>guys goons later gain upper hand
>nig looses book
>nig dies in an old prison

cabin fever?

night of the living dead,that's a classic

nope

Fucking Ferris Bueler's Day Off man.

the incredibles

Ferris beullers day off

> army outpost
> travelers snowed in cave
> murder!
> guess I better start eating people

Lorax

>man
>computers
>pills

>nerd
>cant get girl
>rip leg
>kick guy
>get girl

Book of Eli?

Spot on

The Iron Giant

The book of Eli

no, and it was already guessed dickweed

matrix

Good job

Book of Eli

This one is Babel by the way. Didn't seem like anyone was going to get it. It's an amazing movie.

Mah nig

yes

>chick crashes into a guys cab
>priest takes interest
>luxury cruise
>boom
>save the world

>Something new is found
>Shit
>Nobody trust each other

book of eli

>army guys
>Iwo Jima

>run(he's not a goalie)

I bet those fucking star leafs were delicious.

>need to find girl
>fucking magic gangwars
>wheres my truck
>fucking more magic gangwars
>got back my truck

The Thing

>pilot
>crashes
>guilt.jpg
>prison

Fifth element

I'll also do this movie

>kid likes dreams
>oh shit my dreams
>twilight guy is there
>george lopez
>ice cream
>Marine animals and hot rocks

Big Trouble in Little China.

My nigga

>man goes to collect DNA
>man gets feelings
>man cremates tiger

hint, tiger is the last of its kind

ofc