Any femanons here? I have a serious question.
>real talk.
How do you find enjoyment in this board filled with porn,gore and fat sweaty NEET cringe?
What keeps you coming back for more? How does it feel having to hide your identity knowing that letting anything slip out about who you truly are will result in a bombardment of "timestamp and tits" or "show pussy pls"?
No need to timestamp and tits. I will take your word for it.
>but feel free to do so if you would like.,
Bump for good question
I'm hoping to find my future husband here. I browse threads waiting for somebody to white knight so hard I fall in love with them.
you know somebody who'll rescue a strange girl on an anonymous internet board is going to be a good provider and protector in life. I want that.
bump
I like porn, I like gore, NEET cringe i just don't open the thread.
Identity, I don't care who knows or doesn't know I'm a girl, it's not like I ask for anything because of it.
same here. i'm waiting for one that i find thta is rich, i have plenty of the other losers entertain me on the side as their "skype gf"
the money and free stuff makes it worth it
Hoooooly fucking shit op, tip that fedora a little harder why dont ya
There are no girls on the internet faggot unless proof is given. There are no girls here.
femanon here. we come here for the same reasons guys do. the gore and shit is fun
I am turned on by sweaty man children, if I find out they have aspergers then I really get wet
Hmm... Fair enough.
But how doea it feel knowing that you can not be open about who you are when participating in these threads. And even if you do, you will not be taken seriously, so I can imagine that it truly does suck ass.
femanon here i am a girl i do girl stuff fat sperg boys who win lots of arguments are sexy
>implying females can't be ugly losers
>implying there are girls on the internet that aren't actually neckbeards or fbi agents
>implying implications
This.
I like porn, gore, cringe, I even like traps and shitty YLYL.
Women are the same people like you, user, just with tits and vaginas.
>inb4 feminazis and tumblerinas
Feminazis and tumlerinas aren't people.
But you can't be a loser and have a pussy at the same time.
Guys will give you the world for the maxe wound between your legs. And we dont care either. Pussy is pussy.
fat sperg boys
then why do you act uptight in real life? and act all innocent when sexting.. i have a fairly large cock and good personality wtf am i missing?
Mostly to keep a finger on the pulse of this shithole so I can stay current or whatever.
Also it helps to remind me just how bad it is when some guy tries to drop hints that he's from "The dark side of the internet"
It's like eating at Sonic, sometimes you just gotta remind yourself why you don't go to Sonic.
>good personality
if girls act uptight around you... you don't have a good personality, plus you're ugly as fuck.
You aren't Chad.
>Brags about big cock
>Good personality
Found your problem friend.
I come because I enjoy making a stupid post and seing what kind of replies roll in
>you can't be a loser and have a pussy at the same time.
What are ugly and fat chicks? Because everybody wants a piece of that.
Sometimes I like to derail a thread by saying the obvious like child porn is bad or women are people and watch everyone on the board have a stroke.
I just can't get over how you talk about having thick skin till someone says you probably should jack it to kids.
>and act all innocent when sexting
You are sexting wrong girls, user. Or you are doing it wrong.
You don't start conversation with a girl you've just met 'Hey, babe, wanna suck?'.
Tell her she's pretty and nice, but don't be cringey. Don't tell her about your cock in the second message, and, ffs, don't send her your cock picture, unless she asked for it or she sent you her nudes.
im not ugly, or an asshole, im just blunt.. i dont like to beat around the bush... if i want pussy i will make damn sure she knows what i want
Women these days want a man who will spend 3 days to get some nudes.. im like bitch aint nobody got time for that
better than being one of the rest of you neckbearded virgins tbh
at least being here is optional for me rather than my only refuge
true..i bow to the master alpha
If it has a hole it pays the toll.
We do not discriminate here on/b/. As long as it can move, then we'd hit it in a heart beat..though some people make exceptions....
Bumping to keep thread alive
Also any girls wanna make a Skype chat?
cant i be glad i'm not a fucker with a 5 in cock? besides women like big cock user
lol @ you
i can get nudes from a girl in a matter of hours.
hell i got nudes from a girl in two messages.
you just suck at talking to girls.
...
>skype chat
>guy from Sup Forums
pick one.
On a place filled with degenerates maybe. But out in the real world those girls don't fare too well.
i know that, if i want to see some noods i have to be like this.. that exactly why im asking, it takes too much effort, unless the girl is smart and nice to talk to hehe
>targeting sluts
some guys like a challenge user.
>Women these days want a man who will spend 3 days to get some nudes
No, women want a man who deserves their nudes.
Who deserves them. Good personality, common interests and some chemistry mean more than the biggest cock.
Not sluts.
Just knowing when a girl is interested.
>pic related
lol, dude, i get nudes when i want to, even from married chicks.. im only asking why all the effort??? cant they be like, hey im horny i want your dick and shit.. every girl that is horny enough to do this ends up a crazy bitch in my experience
>unless the girl is smart
If she sends you nudes after few hours of texting, she's NOT smart. ;)
>hehe
>being this autistic.
ugh the cringe is real.
hahahaha underrated post
A loser who goes white Knight in a board of slight less losers. Yeah, the perfect man.
I'm here for the gore. And the loli threads.
the problem is that most girls think that they are way hotter than they really are.. and the really hot girls end up being waaaaaaaaaay easier to get nudes from, mostly because most of the guys them try to speak to them act like retards.. only thing i'm asking is why do you guys demand so much effort, i mean.. last girl i talked to spet like 40 min teasing with semi nudes.. my balls were turning purple
Dawg where's the pussy in this thread?
try a little harder
kek, good point user
Don't know, really. I just keep coming back. More of a habit than anything else. I guess it's a way to feel connected to people that are more like me than people on other websites.
I did get a lot out of it in the long run, though. I was pretty naive before I got on Sup Forums, now I know little things that people could do, I always watch out for hidden cameras, I'm aware that someone may piss in their sink, I just trust people less, which is a good thing. There's really interesting stuff on here sometimes. Pic related, it blows my mind how people can live like this, and where else could I get their perspective on it but here? I've also gotten other goodies like wallpapers, music, lots of laughter. And most surprisingly of all, a mostly solid boyfriend.
>in your experience
which is none
getting nudes from married women is like collect rotting apples from under a tree and saying you found fresh fruit
im not saying my dick is 12 inches m8.. i'm a solid 8 inches and thick.. not too much not too little
nah bro, the woman i was talking to was married to an army guy i guess.. she is 23..massive boobs and a god tier trimmed firebush.. if she is a rotting apple i will eat a crate of those m8
Femanon here, it's pretty easy to just not say your gender. If there is something that is gender specific that requires clarification, it's surprisingly easy to ignore the "tits or gtfo". What the fuck are they going to do? Cry about?
That being said, I stay for the memes. I don't post on YLYL, but I browse them for memes like an old lady at a flea market. All my friends are either SJW or stupid shits, so it's really easy to impress them with mediocre memes from here. That being said, there are always little gems here and there on this board, and it's my civic duty to get elbows deep in the God forsaken shit and find them.
I actually like everything here except traps, dick rate threads, and gore. I don't mind porn webms like some people here do.
I've also been guilty of making fun of women on certain women shaming threads. It's just so easy, you guys always assume a girl is cheating when she has a problem with you, so it's easy to just go along and agree.
Not all women are cheating, heartless cunts. That being said, everyone knows one or two. It's always the really basic bitches who have menial problems in life and do what everyone else does. They use men and brag about it for a sense of normality, maybe power. I'm not sure.
If you have any other female questions, I'll try to answer to the best of my ability.
answer me
None of it really bothers me. I'm anonymous just like everybody else. I may as well be a man in here.
you haven't been here long have you? most of the girls on Sup Forums are fat and ugly, drug addicts, drunks, have body issues, were molested. You'll find out that the attractive ones have severe mental problems. Fuck any girl who thinks they're any better than anyone else on this board or think you're too good to have a relationship with "weirdos" like us. You aren't any better than the rest of us. Your shit smells just as bad as the next guy's
stop saying mate. you arent british and it doesnt make you sound cooler on the internet. and you just said she has a husband in the army? meaning he was probably over seas? jesus dude that is the lowest hanging of all fruits. Those women have no male attention for up to a year. I could pull a military wife with my eyes closed.
Why do I find it so difficult talking to girls?
ugh..... so desperate. thats why women wont talk to you in real life. I bet you sent that same quote to about 5 women before..... "Answer me" just makes you sound like a whiny little shit
who dafuq saying i'm bragging abut it? i just liked watching her masturbate on FT.. and if you are at least 1/2 straight you would too.. and no im not british, english is not even my fisrt language i just likesaying m8, why? do u have a problem m8?
I like the pron webms, the gore, and the memes. And since I'm old enough to be your grandmother, I like Caterday.
he just wants his fucking question answered dude.. quit trying to look like an alpha so hard.. that's some beta shit
summerfag alert
Beta detected
...
The dude has a point though
Being a whiny shit and demanding attention is pretty fucking beta
they do talk to me u faggot, quit trying to look like dan bilzerian and keep paying for pussy
hahaha is it though? i guess you whine to girls just like him.
Going to have to agree with everyone else. If you bring up your cock, you have a bad personality.
If you want basic bitches, you have to be attractive (mostly just not fat and not a pizza face), and you have to be confident. I knew this Jewish cunt of a human being who got so much pussy in highschool because he was so confident and direct about it. He was in and out of relationships constantly and cheating on every single girl he was with, but it never filled the hole mommy left in his heart.
If you're looking for a girl like me, who you might have more in common with, maybe just look for friends of a friend. I hang out with a lot of guys, so I'm a pretty easy target for ugly man children who masturbate in their rooms 24/7 and have that one friend who pities them. I usually just tell them to fuck off immediately, but if they were just less fat and gross, I'd consider it?
tl;dr stop being a cunt, be confident, shave regularly, whether you like it or not, lose weight, wash your face, and go talk to girls you already know and meet new girls through them.
hes prolly just a summerfag.. but trying to look like mr i have a 3some every day since i was 14 is just sad
You've given me a little hope for finding a decent chick like you. You're cool with me femanon. Where the fuck do I find women like you? So far it's been nothing but a
They're pack creatures so they have numbers on you. Also if they say no, not only is it embarrassing and a blow to your confidence, but they will most definitely make fun of you with their friends.
dont have to pay for pussy. i have a gf. somethin im sure you know nothing about. your question is obviously retard and you cant talk to girls or you wouldnt be asking
>scan whole thread
>females claiming femality
>no tits
>sage thread
user here. I have a cute Japanese/white gril who's my summer gf till she moves back to the north. Solid face, body, tits, ass and fantastic personality. Here's how I met her:
>Be at nerd bar
>Wearing black graphic T-shirt with Macy's INC blazer, dark jeans, and Chuck Street tennis shoes.
>Playing Mario Kart on n64
>Say hi from couch (gril sitting at bar)
>Ask if she wants to play
>Sits down beside me
>Play and talk a bit
>The guy friends she's with give me eyes
>Say I'm going to so and so bar to dance and maybe I'll see her around
>she shows up at other bar with guy friends
>Chat more and ask if she wants to play ping pong
>Guy friends want to leave, but I ask ask if she wants to exchange numbers
>She agrees half a second before I finish
>Turns out I cucked the guy she just broke up with
>Ex bf wasnt dominate enough
BUT HERE IS THE THING: at no point was in an asshole or edgelord. I'm alpha bc I looked her in the eyes when talking, dress nice, and let my actions speak for me. Im decisive, confident, and aggressive in bed (Dom for my last 3 gfs/subs). Plus I like to dance (learn to dab). All this makes me alpha. Hell, I don't even work out anymore. I meet a lot of grils this way and even get to be picky (I like 'em classy). When talking g to girls, ask them a mix of open ended questions and questions about their life (school,work,hobbies,family,etc). It's not hard guys. You dipshits just can't seem to get this basic formula.
my boyfriend ignoring me to play games with faggot friends and instead of being a ho I cope by interacting with strangers to fill the loneliness
I'm not beta, I'm femanon.
nope never had a 3 some but did lose my virginity at 14. and ive been here for six years.
Cringed.
you find them on Sup Forums and they arent women. they have dicks
>Thread created to talk to femanons
>Femanons not asking for anything or being annoying
>Tits or GTFO
Go away newfriend.
Ayyy the bossk meme already rearing its scaly head
I bet you are wearing a fedora
I would like to fuck you and then fuck our child
Raising a cute little incest family ;)
This board is fucking hilarious
shut up you fucking autist
Found the virgin who falls for the fake alpha req. on Sup Forums. Get out summerfag
thx for honest answer.. i dont flash my dick randomly, and i'm not a neckbeard fat fuck, and i never cheated in my whole life, and guess what, its way easier to pick up girls when u have a gf, dunno why though (so much for being an asshole huh?). I met my ex exactly as you said, being a good guy and looking for a friend. The problem is that takes a lot of effort... anyway, im just being a whiny cunt, thx for the input user
I get that, but it's also one on one interactions. My mind just goes blank and I don't want to say stupid shit like I would with a guy in case they're weirded out or something.
Your welcome for the laugh lol.
Just do what you like doing, and instead of find the hottest girl at the bar, find the coolest girl at the anime convention or whatever the fuck you like. My friends are like 80% guys, just find the girl that hangs out with guys, and just make it clear that you're interested in a relationship to begin with, and don't stop being her friend if she shuts you down, you'll gain a reputation. I've had to say no to some friend before, some stopped talking to me, some moved on and remained good friends.
And thank you by the way. I don't hear that very often, I often forget that people really do like me.
Femanons back me up here. Isn't this what "most femanons" want?
Oh yea, I got swept up in a fantasy for a second. Thanks for snapping me back to reality.
lol, try one its pretty fun
I like porn sometimes. I like the random shit. Occasionally you can even get a semi-intelligent conversation out of these dumbfucks ;) and even if I do say something that "reveals" me as a woman, I really don't give a fuck. Part of the beauty of Sup Forums is the anonymity. The next thread I post in no one knows shit :)
ohhh says the jolly 3 incher
Guys, please. What he wrote is 'cringey' but being a stupid faggot who only sends dick picks is alpha as fuck?
That's why you are pathetic virgins, faggots.