Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

What.

Still here
>USA WINS 2-1, GOING TO THE SEMI FINALS

Claiming all waifus in this thread

Back from shower claim. Much calmer now.

Get?

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>The other pillow.
>They're forced to watch
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Magic maybe?

>Mizore

...

Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

Yes?

>insults must be original
>inb4 short jokes

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I never done shoulders properly till coworker showed me how it's done after we finished up with work

I also got 3 jabs in the abs for every pull up
FeelsGoodMan

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Kek gotta head home and watch it

I also realized the last world Cup with 2014. Damn it...

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Understandable but I'm fine lol. Thought about seeing finding dory at premire but thought again

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Of course, adorable. Why wouldn't I?

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My first cod game on 360 was black ops :( was too poor to get an Xbox 360 before

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kagami claimed!!!

still here


and


probably not

Soccer is boring lol

Goodnight kyouko!

MURICA!

Claimed.

oh wow...i wasn't thinking about that...i was just saying it could've if you were earlier, but i guess that ship sailed

Goodnight beautiful. Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
That's just dubs.

Wew

you are not mexican at all
faggot

I'm willing to bet you just triggered some people in here

finding dory is bae. never seen it but nemo was amazing for some reason.
it is

Earlier than usual.
This is slightly better, but you can do more.
Goodnight beautiful

For my own use

Goodnight Kyouko.
Sleep well.

No.

Oh.

>guaranteed replies lol

about that?
there are no "ifs" you know that

Yes.

>Adorable
It's a meme!
Voodoo then!

we both failed linking ourselves the thread to it

Farewell. Take care, please.

>Enjoying sports

I got.you fam.

>Ice queen.

RIP headphone users.

Wew lad, you missed out. Probably the last one I truly enjoyed. Although BO was well made, except for the 74u. Hated it so much.

Sleep tight.

>Best idol claimed

thanks dude
>nyarko

Football > Soccer
(Hate both) :p
Good
Cute waifu, good opinions :)
Have a you
Disgusting

there are a lot of ifs in life....they turn into things that happen when you do something about it
and i mean about cheating, cheating is one of the worst things someone can do in my eyes...

no probably just normal stuff

shut the fuck up and get on all 4

Nice, but not quite

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!

I'm a failure

Maybe.

Gonna go to bed guys, goodnight.

same to you. i hate all sports. who needs a social life anyways besides /waifu/ . im a complete hypocrite because i have a social life. how many irl friends do you have konata?
as am I.

no , there are no ifs
the moment you think what if. you already fucked up or its already way too late
and yes it is that bad but I was just kidding there I know you are a good person perhaps too good

Claimed: Feeling like death edition.

Definite.

thanks for the you!!!, have a you for the you that you gave me to you

Don't
Feel better and eat right

Goodnight

Like math?

That's hot
I have a small group and a special someone :3 I like you ;)

>Konata

You can't hate dory. Do they travel to some human place? I wanna know that's it

It's great! What's your favorite muscle group to hit?

You are though

God yes! My fav gun was the gallil or how ever you spell it

Night

Work?

actually....you are right, but you can't dwell on those what ifs, because you may or may not be able to change them, some can be changed though!
ach...now i feel like a jerk, i didn't pick up on that...why do you say im too good of a person??

>presumed human being
>not liking american football

Goodnight.

Probably not.

I mainly do legs.

what else is hot you dirty piece of meat ?

a special someone? tell me more! ;3
beats me ive never seen it. probably will eventually.
>waiting for incredibles 2
>fml

they can't be changed once its too late and you know it don't bs me
because even you know that

I overslept. Missed a lot today. Gotta make plans, probably dinners.

See above.

I"m off for the night. Good night everyone!
>soccer doesn't suck

i guess?

Hmm...

Indubitably.

You have no evidence!
>Don't make me call you short.

Yuma :p
Someone special I fell in love with a while back :3
Do you have anyone like that?

>k

im not bsing you....life changes all the time, you just have to catch them before they're too late, not everything is set in stone user....

Sleep well.

>Galil
My man. Glad you didn't say Famas.

This conversation has reached its end.
>Science.

and what the fuck is that? somethig I should shove up your ass?

oh yea? tell that to Moses and he'll slap the cute out of you

It's my city

ok

I hope it fits

nice! i do not sadly. i like someone but whatever.
i smell like too much axe anyways kek
i axe bombed the bathrooms at school. every single one. and it was glorious.

How is work?

ur waifu a shit

today was the worst day ive worked

European Milfs

Could be worse

lol, i meant things that happen in our lives...except for the implied things like death, lives change all the time and you can definitely influence that change

Legs are my favorite

Bruh.

Same here.
>there will never be A Bug's Life 2

Oh damn. 12 hours?

Night yuuki

>blush
>ahoge
>ice blue eyes
>purple hair a best
Need I say more?
>don't you dare

It's an all around great weapon. Famas if for kids who rely on fire rate to get kills

I tried that and failed as expected more than once.
so good luck on your side

Then every day from now on will be better!
Why you...you...
>You s-shorty!

Hang in there, love is strange :o
And nice, I use old spice :O
4 u

wait... NEVER!? time to end my life. fucking sequels we were promised and never given.

Claiming best girl

yeah i guess

that's the thing...you're gonna fail, failing happens more than success, you have to keep trucking on, and move with your life, because life is cruel and it will swallow you up if you don't move on....you've gotta dust yourself off at the end of the day, and think how you can be a geuninely better person!!

technically i use old spice too but ill smell like axe for a while after today.
not just love is strange, life is strange. also video game reference
>nyarko

I'll pass on that I got a better arrangement

4 chan

Yep. Slept right through my cousins graduation and my moms birthday party. So I need to make it up to them.

>Also I've seen Mizore irl
>Cute as fuck
>Don't let him try to use that excuse

True. Very true.

i can guarantee you it isn't a better arrangement....it's probably a really hasty one that you should do

Possibly.

Legs are just easier for me.

QOTT: who's your favorite Disney Princess and why?

Kida cause she kicks ass, fluently speaks many if not all languages and understands them, is over 8,000 years old but looks early 20s, first princess to become queen

better than nothing so far
not like It will be unexpected of me

SHOULDN'T******

Palpably.

Mulan. Eh, kicks ass and doesn't afraid of god damn mongorians breaking down her shitty warr.

>Muthafucking Atlantis
I bow to smug today.
Shhhhh!
Just gotta roll with it.