How does Germany feel about the United States? As a somewhat attractive American who is not retarted...

How does Germany feel about the United States? As a somewhat attractive American who is not retarted, what would be my chances on picking up a qt3.14 german girl? This has been a frequent thought in my head for awhile. In the United States, or at least California, people look very highly on the Germans...

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...Is this bait? Is OP really retarted?

Thank you for the contribution

the mind of germany is known to Sup Forums, you are right to ask this

OP confirmed for retarted

Drove trough Germany a few times with stops and tbh their girls are quite ugly. Try Dutch girls, mate.

>Californians look highly on the Germans

I'm am Californian and what is this?

Most germans are still sleeping

What backwater shithole are you from?

>i'm am

have family in Germany been to germany three times now(last time in October) and have had alot of german friends half the german friends i know think American are stupid and the other half dont really care/ just kinda fin america to be like any other place in the world e personally i feel like germany is more beautiful then America and the foods better

Im not even really looking for straight up babes but just cute girls who are intelligent

also your chances to get a german girl would be the same with any American girl tbh just because you arnt german doesnt mean anything

I just noticed that...

Live in Redding, pretty much the most "developed" shithole in the Far Northern California region, so

Won't work. Keep in mind that she is from a civilized country and you come from a country that is basically a zoo. She's Jane, you're Tarzan

Eh i honestly consider santa rosa the last developed city

>who is not retarted
>retarted
Well you may not be retarded but you are a dumb nigger

It's like 10am here and most of us are not unemployed

Fair enough, though apparently Redding is the biggest city between Sacramento and Portland

Get a room you two

True, but i was wondering if the country's opinion on mine played any significant factor on my chances

Sorry we don't want to help satiate OPs Kraut fever

It does. She will assume you're retarded until you prove otherwise

Germany feels like ever other country.

lol true
But isnt tarzan basically chad of the jungle? King of the niggers?

we german think muricans are stupid faggots... trump? cmon...

eh it can if you get one of those german chicks that feel like America is like one OP said up top a zoo and Americans are all mindless fat people then it could hurt your chances

I'm german and most of us have a neutral perception of americans

>In the United States, or at least California, people look very highly on the Germans...

Pff. No one thinks ANYTHING positive about us anymore. What are you trying to accomplish with such lies?

Maybe an outpost boarding total barbaric wilderness with a touch of civilization but more crude than anything?

Pretty much all of Europe think Americans are overweight and stupid except for those in the Hollywood district lol. America has a bad rep.

Are you a German friend?

bullshit, its 9:56 AM now in Germoney

In comparison to the obvious superficial qualities common with American grills, how would you consider German girls compare? Same?

So with that in mind, do all Europeans atomstically has a contemptuous opinion of Americans and not even bother?

Yes. Hence the "us" mate.

No

retarted*

Just making sure. People make mistakes when typing and sometimes shit can get lost in translation

I think you just might be considering what Sup Forums thinks of Germany, not what most people think

I don't know
I'm from a little village so i think the girls in my area are a bit more down to earth and less superficial
But I can't tell you how the girls are in other areas

Thats usually how it is though. Most people from small towns/villages are way more down to earth than city dwellers

i´d say your chances are pretty good.
you´ve got an exotic bonus as an american.
just get over here and bring some pretzel snacks.

Germany is full of Turks now, and Turkish girls are pretty hot, so...

>now
Since 60 years

Depends on which side of the Rhine. Westwards are more fans of america than eastwards. I could get you in contact with germans, depends on your age obviously. But it in generel you could say that Germans either dont like America (especially due to Clinton) and the other half doesnt care / are open to everything. But slowly and surely the germans prefer other germans more and more due to the current refugee situation and crimes happening. It's pretty sad

Deutscher reporting in
I'd say you have good chances with the dumbsluts, the intelligent qts won't care about you being amerifat

Oh yeah. And we're full of turks

dubz might speak the truth. dunno. im reading lots of news from other countries though, and they arent positive usually

Just stay out of east-germany(except berlin) and everything will be fine. Its the area with the most rednecks and they will probably hunt you down if they cant find a nigger to torture

Fick dich.

and thats a problem because... ?

Fick dich selber du Reichsbürger

I dont believe Germany is that bad. That sounds like American bible belt shit in the 40's

Parallelsociety who dont contribute shit to german society and community

Thanks for the contribution.
Im not surprised by Germans preferring Germans, its sad what seems to be happening and it makes sense why Germany is closing in on itself, as os the case with everyother country affected by this crisis

Fickt euch beide ihr Spasten.
OP: America as a whole is a country of obese idiots to me but everyone gets a chance to prove otherwise.

I don't think that a stunning Germany bird is just going to throw herself at you because your American

Can you give me an example?
News from the states is usually just critical o f the hangeling of the refugees but thats about it. Of course you get the ignorant people chanting " WORLD WAR TWO" all the time, super embarassing by the way, but other than that very positive

You are right.
Poster is right, in east germany are many redneck like persons, but none of them will hunt you down, because there are no weps, and police in germany cares about blacks.

Honestly OP, shit is going down really hard. Everything seems to go against Germans. Example: I was being prosecuted for defending my girlfriend from a mob of immigrants / "refugees"
She is in coma, I'm prosecuted and they are free. They wont stay alive for long though.

They need to erwache.

Fuck man i feel really bad about whats going on in europe rigjt now. Seems like everyone just has to take this bullshit and cant do anything about it. Possibly from the collective guilt experianced after the nazis despite that being 70something years ago. People just cant let shit go i guess. Good luck German bro. Hope shit works out

W-what are Ferman rednecks like?... Germany just seems to intelligent to be that level of retarded

*German

Its on purpose. Do me the favor and support trump or at least NOT CLINTON. She'll damage Germany even further whilst Trump is against TTiP

Reichsbürger? du bist wohl auch so ein aluhut-vogel der denkt jeder hat dieselbe scheibe wie du?

They are stupid. Dont believe that. Its just said to argument they are racist ALTHOUGH THEY ARE AGAINST MASS IMMIGRATION. They are no german rednecks

Im a trump supporter and also very VERY against the TTIP. I cant be vocal about Trump because ill get run out of town and/or branded as a fucking redneck moron

i cant point to specific news articles because i dont have the time to look them up, but its usually other europe countries who hate us for whatever reason. greece for example seems to think merkel is the new hitler, even though we send them billions of our tax money so that they dont just sink like a ship broken in half.

Redneck seems to be an American cultural thing, partly shared with Australia lel

As you should be. Have you listened to him speak?

fairytales from far-far-away, you lying shit

I cannot see for any reason why Europe would say anything against your country, considering you are literally the only thing keeping the EU afloat

Freedom of speech right?

Have you heard of Hillary Clinton?

neither can i. that doesnt stop this fucking idiots to complain. to be honest, i hope for the "brexit" so we MAYBE get a chance to leave this stupid union.

Hillary is a snake. Neither of the two choices the media will talk about is good. Even in this election, where most people recognize how much we're scraping the bottom of the barrel with these two, I'm pretty sure the majority will vote for one or the other.

Kind of sad.

Baited desu?

Is Germany considering leaving? It would be satisfying to see the rest of Europe struggle after that blow

How did Germans feel about the results of the Treaty of Versailles?

That's how citizens of Greece feel about the terms of the bailout.

They say that we are desperately trying to destroy europe

Fuck Greece. Germany is aryan and Greece is not.

There are none, user.

The Masterplan is to rule europe by germany leading. We are close to achieve this goal without a third world war to start.

This is form is even beyond autism. Thanks OP, you retard.

Dont be retardet. Germans, especially their women, will probably talk somewhat anti-american, trying to be edgy and impress you. This is just to cover up their inferiority complex. You are the empire they always wanted to be. Even if they are born in 2000.

To sum it up: If you are a 6foot surfer dude, just say hi to any random german bitch and get laid. If you are a mediterranean or arab looking jewish midget from NY, your chances are rather low.

OP most germans aren't little Nazis like this faggot

>implying what one country thinks of another country has any bearing on whether sluts will fuck you
women are retarded and have no national loyalty. or any loyalty to anything really

have money/be cute or funny/fill some quota that the girl thinks will give her social points and you will get laid anywhere

THIS

I'm german and this shit is happening increasingly often now. Go to germany now guys, because there will be no germany left in a few years.

Already looking for best country to leave to, but to answer your question OP it won't be US because you are voting more and more socialistic and most americans I met.. lets say they have a really simple mind

I guess we don't particularly like or support a lot of what you guys do as a society, most think you're just stupid when it comes to morals, guns, Healthcare or foreign policy... but when it comes to personal relations most of us are neutral.

Hab sowas noch gar nicht mitgekriegt
Meistens hört man von solchen übergriffen von pegida spasten wie dir

This
That's the best description so far

Ja wenn man den ganzen Tag Spiegel Online liest und sich für nen informierten progressiven Helldeutschen hält, also unterm Stein lebt kann man sowas ja auch nicht mitkriegen.

Wirst noch sehen wie die scheiße runtergeht, wenn du richtige Medien lesen würdest könntest dus schon sehen.

Find Pegida sympathisch aber lauf nicht mit. AfD Mitgliedschaft kommt aber nächsten Monat, kannst dich freuen.

und du Vollhorst, bei Pegida Demonstrationen gibts in 99% der Fällen nur Stress von geistig minderbemittelten Antifanten

Prepare to be shocked as EVERY SINGLE german girl reaches for the check during a first date, also if you're a minority (except arab/turk/asian) you'll be swimming in germán Fotze

>mexican in europe reporting in

dieses

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