Has anyone on Sup Forums ever fucked a celeb? What happened?

Has anyone on Sup Forums ever fucked a celeb? What happened?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I hope everybody remembers.

I almost fucked this German telenovela starlet.

She's not really a celebrity, but I fucked Katie Melua when we were 16/17.

That's before she became semi famous so doesn't really count

By almost do you mean saw her once in public and came in your pants and started crying?

I was with her in a taxi to go to my place but then I started some drunk argument and she got out and stormed off when we arrived.

>anyone on b
>fucked
pick one

I'm on Sup Forums and I just had sex. With my waifu,

I had sex with a pretty good friend of Kreayshawn's a couple times

Had the chance to fuck the Day Wave guy

Pic related

Pics of said White Girl.

YEZ I DID MADE FUGG ON LE PRITTY GEARL

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thanks buddy, did it take you all summer to find that little header there?

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>Has anyone on Sup Forums ever fucked
The answer is no

Yeah, that's the best thing about Sup Forums. You can say whatever you want, real or not, and nobody would never believe it.

Was she a good fuck?

Gimme 5 mins, I'll post something that will give you a chuckle. Just got to find it

Quads get

Re rollarino

Not a celeb but my wife got famous around here for murdering her step father.

wth that means lol

She called the cops.

My wife was on the cover of several kid"s science magazines as an 8-10 y/o. Count?

Met Emma Watson at a party one night.
Got to talking, she's fairly down to earth.
Things are going well.
Have a couple of light social drinks.
She says she's getting bored and we should go to her place.
Go back to her place, have a couple more drinks.
She leads me to her room, starts taking off her dress.
"OH yeah about to score with Emma"
Wake up...........

Well fuck-a-doodle-do, was all a dream....... again.

Do pornstars count as celebrities?

yeah one time taytay asked me to hold her starbucks and i dropped it true story

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

i dunno mang , its winter in here.
Hate to brake it to you "buddy" but Sup Forums is not for muricans only.

I slept with ivan munguia when he was in brain drill. It was a small concert (@someone's guest house that was remodeled for small shows for local bands) I didn't know who he was until my friends that were in a local band started fan girling.
I also look older than I am so he probably didn't realize he banged a 15 y/o.
This was about 5 years ago

shut the fuck up
quit making yourself a target
its fun to pretend
go away

>quit making yourself a target

blame the victim, dummy

pics

Once had sex with Hermione. I put my peepee I'm her vajayjay, moved it in and out once, big cums went everywhere. Then she left.

Don't have any. It was my second time having sex and it was with some stranger/ older guy so it was all pretty unplanned. He smells like coconut and is extremely loving and sweet.

She was alright. We were both young though so it wasn't anything special

Dan, fuck off.

Pics of you then

tits or gtfo

it was a dark night. almost as dark as the skin on the man who was about to have his way with my gf. the Mrs and I were walking around the downtown area of my city taking neat pics and enjoying the cool night breeze. I still remember the way the moon light lit up the clouds overhead. it reminded me of a quote from the hit video game Dissidia Final Fantasy. "even the moon still light from the sun to shine" in a way, the small white moon reminded me of myself, lost in a sea of vast and empty darkness, stealing my gf's light to shine in the darkness that is life. anyway, about 40 minutes into our walk we decided to take a shortcut through the alley to get to our car in half the time. this was my first mistake, if you'd call it a mistake. we passed by a trashcan when none other than Wayne Brady himself jumped out from the shadows. he sang a little song for my lady and began dancing the salsa with her. soon enough she was butt naked and bent over the dumpster taking Wayne's massive black man meat. she yelped in ecstasy so loud that I creamed myself. he filled her fertile womb with his Brady seeds and forced me to eat them out of her only to spit them in her mouth. he dickslapped me and told us to get our of the alley or he'd fuck me too. my girl didn't get pregnant but it was still one of our fondest memories. Wayne Brady, wherever you are....I love you.

Not exactly celeb but porn star naughty alysha. Happened in tampa bay

I won this contest thing, got to fuck nina hartley... Celeb? Maybe not..

But I came soo quick... it sucked.

Local celebrity, sure. Before they were 'famous'.

Had sex for money with Julia Alexandratou a celeb turned pornstar in Greece. Shit was cash and totally worth her money. (1200 euro for the whole night)

Well, at least you won the argument. That's all that matters, user.

kek

nobody on Sup Forums has a sexlife

>in Greece
>1200 euro
you singlehandedly made her the richest person in Greece.

i sucked on her mammeries

fucking a pillow doesn't count you retard

are you a pirate?

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker

i dont think so

Nah she upped her prices a lot later and poker was good back then and I could afford her. Even bought her a bottle of champagne

I fucked Miranada Cosgrove regularly for a while. Had to give her a tv show though.

Hi, Patrick. Sorry your NBC show was cancelled.

how sloppy was she?

Lol.

twice last night and once this morning

Proof Please...

is she an innie or outie

shut up, nigger.y waifu is a pure maiden. dare you not Sully her name or you will face the wrong end of my vape!

Its summer here, and im not from american. Hate to brake it to you "buddy" but Sup Forums ist not for wise guys like u only

Did she spit or swallow?
also greentext

Europig no die.

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both

here is a nude she sent me

I might have had sex with Bill Cosby but I'm not really sure.

i fondled sara rue once

nice try user but we all know that isn't a real pic of her

autism

I'm sorry

any clue?

Dropped this in a thread already, but I finger banged Cecily Strong at a party in the late 90's. We were at a party in Oak Park, just outside Chicago

Does Miranda Cosgrove do things anymore now that she can't be casted as a 12 year old despite being in her 20s?

cant remember this chicks name but she let me anal her

Monica did indeed pull my pants down and fuck me in high school

Knew her back when she went to Brookswood

I fucked Lena Dunham about a year before she got famous from Girls

Snap. Before she was famous though.

She is the Ghost of USC. Word is she gives amazing performances.

Last I saw her she was doing some promotional shit for Sea World and how they're totally not murdering dolphins.

>chick
>let me anal her
I've got some bad news for you...

Yes. Emma Watson. What happened is I had sex with Emma Watson.

>promotional shit for Sea World
dead career indeed. any bikini shoot?

Is that where she stole her penis from?

i fucked some famous check republic actors daughter

believe me or not but i had almost sex with a sister of a player from real madrid. i swear

Czeched

Which player?

i dont want give out to much detail.he is actually playing in the team but sitting most time on the bench

Kek

I would crawl over broken glass to hear this stunner fart through a walkie talkie.

I had sex with a pretty well known Japanese idol/singer-songwriter before she got super famous. We met in Sannomiya, Kobe, few drinks and it happened. This was 3 years ago.

My friend dated Margot Robbie in High School. Never fucked her, but she blew him and he fingered her.

>Fuck of summer fag

Nice.

I see.

>nothing happened
>unknown girl
>second rated football player
who cares anyway lol

I am a celeb. Trips for identity.

Hi, Miranda.
You know the rules, tits or GTFO.

Are you that one teen mom who does anal?