ASK THE MIGHTY 8-BALL AND ITS ANSWERS WILL SATISFY

ASK THE MIGHTY 8-BALL AND ITS ANSWERS WILL SATISFY

Is OP a fag?

8-Ball's broken

haha bitch im not a fag

is saying onii-chan after taking a shit gay?

Will I fuck this girl I've met on Tinder?

am i a faggot

Should I buy a tenga

Oh fuck you 8ball. Will I at least fuck the girl I'm meeting on Tuesday?

Will I fuck the girl I'm meeting on Tuesday?

Will i ever get more than quints?

Can I pass the room inspection?

topkek

I fucking hate you 8ball. Will I have sex before 20?

man life hates you.
anyway, will i die before i turn 24

its ok i didn't get my first nookie till i was 24 and i had to pay for it

goddamnit

WIll my GF want to fck in her ass this weeked?

dude am i cool

Is my gf cheating on me?

will i forever be a virgin

Fuck

is she my future baby mama?

is my baby mama faithful

well wonderful!
better save up 2k for that sex doll

will i get 2k within a year?

will my sister say yes if i ask her if she wants to fuck with me?

Am I a dank meme?

Last question you fucking shit. Is the girl I met on Tinder interested in a relationship with me?

Lets see

Reroll

am i gonna get this job?

Finally something good. So I'll ask one more. Is my ex fucking someone?

Will I ever lose my virginity?

is fucking with my foreskin rolled back more pleasurable?

so what do i get for dubs

Am I depressed?

Should I do a kik thread?

Do people think i have bugs on me?

Will that fuckin' freckle bitch post more nudes tonight?

Are we ever going to be together?

should i delete fresia's number from my phone?

will she be too disguisting to give me a boner tonight ?

will she be too disguisting to give me a boner tonight ?

Will I get that job?

will i get pussy this weekend?

fuck you

does my cat miss me

Will she come back?

Cool. I prayed for this, and I'm not the praying type.
I asked every god I could think of and promised them a chicken. I don't know how to get a chicken and/or which God to sacrifice it to.

good for you bud

I prayed to Jesus and God and Satan, was it them? Do I owe one of them a Chicken?

God damn it, I was really hoping Odin had my back on this one. Okay... I guess I'm killing a Chicken for Jesus...

Better not tell me what? Was it Satan instead of Jesus?

Will we get back together?

Well shit, alright. I guess I'm killing a chicken for Satan.

Are the prices for chickens good this time of year?

ahhhh, expensive I see. Would satan like a free range chicken?

Free range it is then. Thank you magic 8 ball

will i die because i smoke?

isa is cheating joao?

Will Jessica ever add me on facebook again

Ouch, sorry bro. At least you don't have to kill a chicken apparently.

I've been vomiting alot lately because i smoke too much
seems like a bad sign

Will she steal my money again?

Will the police find her body?

Will she steal my money again?

Are you sure it's from smoking? Vomiting isn't really a symptom of common cancers or diseases associated with tobacco.
Either way though, you probably should quit.

will she fucking steal my money again this july

...

How the hell are you voming from smoking?

I don't know what its from. Could be a mixture of exhaustion and stuff i haven't gotten any sleep lately

Will she fucking steal my money again?

Does my nurse think im cute?

will she finger my asshole

bump

will i become a drunk?

dat shit

Will I become a drunk?

Am I becoming the loneliest man on earth

will i die if i dont get enough sleep

is my co worker an idiot

is my coworker an idiot you dumbfuck 8-ball

am i an idiot?

should i break up with my gf?

should i be nicer to a good friend of mine ?

Wheres my cash

Should I go back ?

Will Skelator bless me with strong bones?

Will I ever get back in good shape?

Quit relation?

Should i go upstairs to the Office, whip my dick out and fuck the hot chick while everyone else watched?

Will skelly bless me with bones that aint jelly?

will i pass my eksam

Do i have a big dick?

do it !

Should I stay on my current job?

Am i fat

Will I join the KKK?

Should i fap?

Should i play overwatch?