The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?

Here are the pictures

"Do I sound like I care"

Oddly fitting

why are you talking about my dick? thats fucked up

Here lies user: 1991-2016
Sounds good to me :)

Please respond

"Alright well anyone is welcome to sleep over, I'm tryna get lit af so I ain't driving and if the night goes well then I doubt anyone else will be either "

Kind of weird for a gravestone

>Here lies user: 1983-2016
>alright, maybe

"Because it's a very long time. Though I haven't seen you in years, so I guess it doesn't make much difference."

Cant find your cigs.... haha

"good night"

>no rent

"quite possibly"

"Heading to the grocery store"

hey. i like that.

Can I have a bath at yours

"Would someone be able to teach me how to use the vacuum cleaner today?"

I'm at your door.

LOL

I love you, should be home soon

I'm going to try to sleep... Goodnight, sleep tight.

Where you at?

"it looks bigger in the pic doesnt it haha"

I know

"how rude"
Death is kinda rude I guess

"WHICH IS ACTULLY REALLY HARD FOR ME"

Meh, could be better, could be worse.

"Okay"

girl are you a gorilla exhibit cause im about to drop a baby in you

"I knew you liked me it was obvious you skank"

>assuming i talk to girls

Hahahaha

"If you end up getting fucked up against a wall its your own fault"

This is brilliant!

"You need your boots!"

Context please

>sure, that sounds fun
Sounds like I had a stupid death

You're a snake and just told me how you think if she has a vagina, that's all ye think about (laughing emoji) disgusting.

2 e z catchya

send nudes

"You're a wonderful woman"

My message was only the animated gif

user 1990 - 2016

We would start doing ju jitsu ...who knows what we'd be doing at the end haha

"K"

"Be back in like 5 mins"

It's pretty much what it sounds like. Nothing special, just sexting a girl I know

"Nice, since you have a plan"

"We watched about a half season yesterday and hit the point, where its just getting repetetive."
Why

"Oh God your pussy is actually perfect " Sexting with a random on kik

"Hope I see you soon." XD perfect.

Goodmorning

Do share said pussy

OK. I found it.

Yeah. Thats okay though. Just focus on healing up. :)

"I feel sorry for you"

Context - She has builders going to her house tomorrow and has to wake up early. Makes a good gravestone though

"Oh boy. Please stop"

I wish I knew what to tell you but the male mind is like a puzzle with 5 missing pieces

oh god, here we go:

>hey, there is one more thing i want to get off my chest.
>both of us aren't looking for a relationship
>but i don't sleep with girls i don't care about
>i met with you because i really like you
>and even though we haven't known each other for long, i'd deeply regret if this ended so soon
>maybe you need more time for yourself after your breakup or maybe it's just me as a person
>if that's the case this is the last thing you'll hear from me
>but maybe you've thought of me the last couple of days
>maybe you somehow want to see me again
>if that's the case then just pull yourself together and let's meet again
>without stress and without regrets
>what do you think?

"Well Fuck You Then" I can be happy dead with that

Tube.getthelube.com

Fine I'm moving on too

I think OP is a faggot.

"Meh ok fine"

Share ngr

cya soon.

The autism is strong in this family

Thanks for fucking me :-P

Rip user 1994-2016
Yeah I'll be there 20-30 mins
>He never made it

>i forgot my glasses, Guess ill have to come over tonight too :)
I mean, okay.

"Fuck off let me sleep"

Don't forget the mayonnaise.

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuloni

I sent a series of texts making fun of ugly toddlers at mcdonalds....

"ill try and stay awake"
well that could be a few meanings i guess

>"WHAT THE FUCKKKK"

Last thing I sent to a girl was a meme to my wife's co worker.

>mfw you can get pictures on head stones now

>mfw this is what mine would say

user - 1985-2016

"if we're gonna be leaving between 12-1230 and you wake up at 11, wtf?"

We now have:
Set of 4 new corsa matts.
A spare wheel for the cmax.
A pot of cream exterior gloss for wood and metal.
5 cardboard boxes and bubble wrap.

>can you pick up dinner?

gud nite mr unicorn ttttttyl

Yeah, right. It's fucked.

>a muslim walks into a gay bar
>bartender says what'll it be?
>muslim says "shots for everyone"

>too soon

Hey babe I'm home

Call when ready

Here lies user 1992-2016
"Lemme check my work schedule and ill get back to ya"

> 'Did you pick up drinks for the party? Dropped Hugo and Tink at your mother's so they aren't cooped up barking the whole time.'

Boring shit from a boring life.

Which bus stop?

ok! :*

Here lies user 1988-2016
"Ok"

there was other stuff, but i'll share it some other time. im tired. see you whenever

here lies user
1983-2016
consequences will never be the same

"Good night"

"Polen played a pretty good game"

Hi Carly, yep I can work on the 25th no worries

>fuck that guy, he still owes me an ounce from when i spotted him a year ago. Dont give him shit.

"where was it?"

"I promise it will turn out alright".
If I can have a longer eulogy it could be a bit longer.
[talking about the nutritionist telling her that she doesn't eat enough] "it can help you have more muscle mass, perform better both mentally and physically and maintain a healthy weight over time
I know that right now you're disapointed about what you hear
but don't be
trust her experience, trust the fact that your parents want what's good for you
I promise it will turn out alright"

"I'm going to lay down for a bit, see you in a little while"

Actually not that bad. Little sad maybe

Okay, night.

I'm going to pretend I heard that you're 18

you bet your ass I am