The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?
The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be remembered?
Here are the pictures
"Do I sound like I care"
Oddly fitting
why are you talking about my dick? thats fucked up
Here lies user: 1991-2016
Sounds good to me :)
Please respond
"Alright well anyone is welcome to sleep over, I'm tryna get lit af so I ain't driving and if the night goes well then I doubt anyone else will be either "
Kind of weird for a gravestone
>Here lies user: 1983-2016
>alright, maybe
"Because it's a very long time. Though I haven't seen you in years, so I guess it doesn't make much difference."
Cant find your cigs.... haha
"good night"
>no rent
"quite possibly"
"Heading to the grocery store"
hey. i like that.
Can I have a bath at yours
"Would someone be able to teach me how to use the vacuum cleaner today?"
I'm at your door.
LOL
I love you, should be home soon
I'm going to try to sleep... Goodnight, sleep tight.
Where you at?
"it looks bigger in the pic doesnt it haha"
I know
"how rude"
Death is kinda rude I guess
"WHICH IS ACTULLY REALLY HARD FOR ME"
Meh, could be better, could be worse.
"Okay"
girl are you a gorilla exhibit cause im about to drop a baby in you
"I knew you liked me it was obvious you skank"
>assuming i talk to girls
Hahahaha
"If you end up getting fucked up against a wall its your own fault"
This is brilliant!
"You need your boots!"
Context please
>sure, that sounds fun
Sounds like I had a stupid death
You're a snake and just told me how you think if she has a vagina, that's all ye think about (laughing emoji) disgusting.
2 e z catchya
send nudes
"You're a wonderful woman"
My message was only the animated gif
user 1990 - 2016
We would start doing ju jitsu ...who knows what we'd be doing at the end haha
"K"
"Be back in like 5 mins"
It's pretty much what it sounds like. Nothing special, just sexting a girl I know
"Nice, since you have a plan"
"We watched about a half season yesterday and hit the point, where its just getting repetetive."
Why
"Oh God your pussy is actually perfect " Sexting with a random on kik
"Hope I see you soon." XD perfect.
Goodmorning
Do share said pussy
OK. I found it.
Yeah. Thats okay though. Just focus on healing up. :)
"I feel sorry for you"
Context - She has builders going to her house tomorrow and has to wake up early. Makes a good gravestone though
"Oh boy. Please stop"
I wish I knew what to tell you but the male mind is like a puzzle with 5 missing pieces
oh god, here we go:
>hey, there is one more thing i want to get off my chest.
>both of us aren't looking for a relationship
>but i don't sleep with girls i don't care about
>i met with you because i really like you
>and even though we haven't known each other for long, i'd deeply regret if this ended so soon
>maybe you need more time for yourself after your breakup or maybe it's just me as a person
>if that's the case this is the last thing you'll hear from me
>but maybe you've thought of me the last couple of days
>maybe you somehow want to see me again
>if that's the case then just pull yourself together and let's meet again
>without stress and without regrets
>what do you think?
"Well Fuck You Then" I can be happy dead with that
Tube.getthelube.com
Fine I'm moving on too
I think OP is a faggot.
"Meh ok fine"
Share ngr
cya soon.
The autism is strong in this family
Thanks for fucking me :-P
Rip user 1994-2016
Yeah I'll be there 20-30 mins
>He never made it
>i forgot my glasses, Guess ill have to come over tonight too :)
I mean, okay.
"Fuck off let me sleep"
Don't forget the mayonnaise.
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuloni
I sent a series of texts making fun of ugly toddlers at mcdonalds....
"ill try and stay awake"
well that could be a few meanings i guess
>"WHAT THE FUCKKKK"
Last thing I sent to a girl was a meme to my wife's co worker.
>mfw you can get pictures on head stones now
>mfw this is what mine would say
user - 1985-2016
"if we're gonna be leaving between 12-1230 and you wake up at 11, wtf?"
We now have:
Set of 4 new corsa matts.
A spare wheel for the cmax.
A pot of cream exterior gloss for wood and metal.
5 cardboard boxes and bubble wrap.
>can you pick up dinner?
gud nite mr unicorn ttttttyl
Yeah, right. It's fucked.
>a muslim walks into a gay bar
>bartender says what'll it be?
>muslim says "shots for everyone"
>too soon
Hey babe I'm home
Call when ready
Here lies user 1992-2016
"Lemme check my work schedule and ill get back to ya"
> 'Did you pick up drinks for the party? Dropped Hugo and Tink at your mother's so they aren't cooped up barking the whole time.'
Boring shit from a boring life.
Which bus stop?
ok! :*
Here lies user 1988-2016
"Ok"
there was other stuff, but i'll share it some other time. im tired. see you whenever
here lies user
1983-2016
consequences will never be the same
"Good night"
"Polen played a pretty good game"
Hi Carly, yep I can work on the 25th no worries
>fuck that guy, he still owes me an ounce from when i spotted him a year ago. Dont give him shit.
"where was it?"
"I promise it will turn out alright".
If I can have a longer eulogy it could be a bit longer.
[talking about the nutritionist telling her that she doesn't eat enough] "it can help you have more muscle mass, perform better both mentally and physically and maintain a healthy weight over time
I know that right now you're disapointed about what you hear
but don't be
trust her experience, trust the fact that your parents want what's good for you
I promise it will turn out alright"
"I'm going to lay down for a bit, see you in a little while"
Actually not that bad. Little sad maybe
Okay, night.
I'm going to pretend I heard that you're 18
you bet your ass I am