He doesn't have 13 santas

>he doesn't have 13 santas
>he doesn't get a present from every one of them

Icelandic Christmas is best Christmas, how can anyone even compete?

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>Christmas lads

I like spen. I like the shitlog. :3

Also, we have Nikolaus

Who fucking cares? I stopped giving a shit about Christmas when I was a teenager. Christmas to me now is just like any other day of the year, only all the stores are closed so if I need anything I'm fucked.

>muh Santa
Cringed hard.

I'm sorry you all had to see this embarrassingly edgy post

same

I miss nice iceland

Aren't you that roastie whore?

Get off my board right now!

He got banned for posting a webm of a puppy getting a high heel through his eye

who?
Note: I am not OP

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

Am OP

GET OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW, ROASTIE!!!

Is he talking about that icelandic girl that posted a lot of "fuck shitaly"?

>his yule traditions were cucked by christianity and became santas
lol btfo

No clue bro, why are you up so late on Christmas eve?

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There is nothing edgy about it. Sorry you care about presents and shit as a grown ass adult.

Is this an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia joke or is Iceland just retarded?

No work no school no normal hours awake

Gee wiz man I'm working tomorrow but I just can't sleep

Is the icelander learning spanish here? Feliz navidad negrito!

Im still awake
Bagg og boli gg combo

>he gets cheated out of a big present and instead get thirteen trifles like candy
>Christmas cat makes sure he gets clothes instead of something good

We get both Santa and the Magi in Mexico, two big fucking awesome presents from each

Do you have fruits and fresh salads in Iceland? Is relocating to this great island worth it?

*two presents total, one from the magi, one from Santa

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We do have fruit and veggies here, Bulgaria. But why do you want to come here?

I like to be solitude. I was shopping for Christmas yesterday and ppl were like animals. Like niggers on Black friday in the USA. Terrible experience. Also I find the Icelandic, Irish, Scottish and Norwegian seaside landscapes very attractive. Like comarade Stalin once said - no man, no problem.

Já mér finnst alltaf verið að drulla yfir alla íslenska bjóra
Verð samt að segja að jóla thule er ógeð, búinn að vera með nokkrar dósir á skrifborðinu í nokkrar vikur