Do you fags even know how to get laid...

Do you fags even know how to get laid? This is me about to hit up the club where I guarantee you I will have three 10/10 girls on my arms by no later than 6 PM. Get it together, betas.

Nice shoes

lol those pants and shoes look so bad

Your jacket and tie look hand me downs from your gay fat older brother

Kek. I was thinking similar.

Op, it looks like you have borrowed you dads suit.

Da fuq!

Is that you beelzebub?

The fuck is up with your legs and feet bro

Looks like he is standing on his toes

> subtle heels as well

manlet detected

Tie knot is too small

Wide ass tie makes you look like a cuck who dosn't know how to dress

Shirt cuffs not hanging out of suit
What the fuck are you doing op

Sure do but it's not ill-fitting thrift store suits.

Doesnt know how to dress/mom buys clothes/can't afford the look he's going for

Who the fuck wears square tips in 2016?

Dude... You dress like shit.
Grey jacket with the fucking candy striped tie and blue acid washed boot cuts.go home and try again....

Why you waste trips

You will not get laid... I guarantee it.
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Lol

Jeans with a fucking suit jacket. GTFO and learn how to dress.

The Super Rod was effective huh?

No one goes clubbing at 6pm.

Whos the beta now?

Legitimate pimps in Detroit (granted gator skin) and faggots like that

Stale pasta

cool OP how did you get the knot in your tie so big?

>fastening the top button only

You're not even trying, you manchild.

Dem VHS tho

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Know how? As in can I go to any ol' place right now and get pussy? No. But I can work my way in like a fuckin' master

It's not even you faggot. You are so beta that you cant crawl out from your mom's vagina

Calling people on the internet "beta" when nobody gives a fuck about "alpha" or "beta" males, what are we? Wolves? Women will go for what they want, and a badly dressed manlet with patchy facial hair who looks like he's gonna cry isn't what they want. Also what sort of fucking pussy loser goes to the club before 9:30 pm?

you're not supposed to button the top button on a 3-button suit you're not supposed to button the bottom button either.
you tie a big knot with what is clearly not a big knot tie
ties are for faggots and employees
your colors are stupid
that's a suit jacket not a sports jacket if you wear a suit jacket you are supposed to wear the matching pants
your shirt is f****** stupid
jeans are for poor people
your shoes are darker than anything else in your outfit
you're wearing three things with lines
your pants are supposed to be assless since you clearly belong in a gay bar

Some of us are wolves others are cubs

Errbody getting trolled

>Getting baited this hard

That was the cringiest furry line ever and that's saying something, considering the place.

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Wew lad

lol that huge fucking tie.
Those slimy spats.

LOL. Clearly trolling. What is wrong with your pants man? They are at least 5 sizes too big.

WHAT
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Dam your right op