ITT: We come up with the stupidest idea for a genre we can think of and make it a thing

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VaporSka

It's like nightcore but trap

I don't think we're going to beat this

Post-Ska
Industrial Ska
Skagaze
Progressive Ska
K-Ska
Ska Fusion
Nu-Ska
Ambient Ska
and the list goes on...

Classical Vaporwave

Fartronic

Post Rock

>We come up with the stupidest idea for a genre we can think of
okay
>and make it a thing
fag
vaporwave isn't a genre in real life

Noise Surf

Progressive hip hop. And I don't mean 'Wu-Tang meets King Crimson', but a hip hop artist pushing the boundaries of the genre in terms of intricate song structures, sampling, lyricism, long tracks... Inb4 dälek.

Vaporcountry

hip-hop made completely out of samples of vocal tics

Post-Jangelpop

Danny, Meme Grips, Anticon

inb4 meme rap

Vape nation?

Deep internet

/thread

Everybody pack their things and go home now

Roots music from 30's and 40's screwed and chopped

Sup Forumscore

Some get a bandcamp up and make us some Vaporwave made of slowed down Prince Buster, The Selecter and Reel Big Fish records. We're forcing this until Pitchfork notices and it becomes 8.4 Best New Genre

what the fuck would this even sound like?

Pop noir
Armenian primitivism
Post-impressionist chant
Polka funk
Space folk
Xylophonic crunk
Surrealist waltz
Ghettodrone
3rd trimester breakbeat
Impressionist no-wave
Wavecore
Free disco
Chamber trance
Orchestral techno (DJ Spooky's Ice Music might fit this)
Wizard romanticism
Expensive improvisation
Enslaved improvisation
Art EDM (any style)
Freegrind
UPPERCASE (not wall noise)
Freak funk
Grindfunk
Violincello'n'Bass

Either Madness but slowed down 800% or vapourwave with staccato guitar

Dubschecking

Progressive shit-core

Damn...

let's find out:

I see my genre is catching on.

I'm releasing my first single soon, it's called a Pair of 1s

So close.

really makes you check...

Tripschecking

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Industrial Ragtime

Martial Surf

Fudge Metal

music to get drunk to

Neo-Classic Rock

czech'd
Legitimately good

Yawn-Core
You know like people... yawning