Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!

Clumsy edition.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KU1X3Wut-k0
youtube.com/watch?v=hwR_1EP18eo
youtu.be/B7SaR4-zn-o
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCuz42WERA
youtube.com/watch?v=csWzB94_ULk
youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxxgzQbtKMg
youtube.com/watch?v=SsRJEOxDwuA
youtube.com/watch?v=OwLq7Q4J5tw
youtube.com/watch?v=F9fLnI3yG7Q
youtube.com/watch?v=3vSZgCOkTw8
youtube.com/watch?v=URf7eA_aajs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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kagami claimed!!

>Clumsy

Dubs for clumsy tiddies falling out of clothes.

ay yo hol up

Not as bad since high school, but that time specifically was just a very long series of (un)fortunate events that led me to needing to stay up every time I thought I was about to get sleep.

Kudelia Aine Bernstein claim

>pls notice me

I actually don't think I have any art of Shiki being clumsy.

youtube.com/watch?v=KU1X3Wut-k0

>claim

>tumblr
>literal jew waifu

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Miho claimed

I want you.

WOOPs!

Make with the tiddies people.

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There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

Oh are those scientific progresses supposed to be confidential? I'm sorry.

thanks :3

>konata

That was for

Armstrong-San

Yes, but this is more fun

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Confidential info.

cow excretions

>coal shiner

GEHHHH dubs for non nigger loving tiddies.

Cowtits

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roll

Milk!

Samuel L Jackson

You don't have to thank me. You're the cute one here.

Excellence

C'mon guys.

That's two dubs in here. Gimme da tiddies.

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May I ask, what type of events?

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Milk Drinker.
Wonderfulness.

Akiko claimed

Don't take your waifu's name in vain you filthy heretics

Only the best.

God isn't ashamed of her tiddies.

Moar tiddies!

Post morning music
or whatever you are listening

youtube.com/watch?v=hwR_1EP18eo

I am unironically enjoying this right now
youtu.be/B7SaR4-zn-o

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCuz42WERA

youtube.com/watch?v=csWzB94_ULk

youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM

>Claim

>Ultimate Savings Megumin
Thanks for the glasses

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxxgzQbtKMg

youtube.com/watch?v=SsRJEOxDwuA

I'll compromise

Trips for tiddies? Really you are just stuck with me longer.

We're officially Sup Forumswaifu now.

Tats would be so proud.

Trips for tiddies.

Yes.

Nom nom nom

>roll
>REEEEEEE
You're welcome

i only know one person who does that

I love Sup Forums haha :)
youtube.com/watch?v=OwLq7Q4J5tw

no!!! please noooooo!!!!

...Is it me?

Do you like Synth-pop?
youtube.com/watch?v=F9fLnI3yG7Q

I hope they're playing a god tier horror like SH.

is this synth pop?

yes
>roll

You guys can be pretty prude. Trips and you must post tiddies.

Skip the intro to 1:10.

QOTT: Am I really the only actual Japanese (decent, from Cali) person in this thread?

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Stayed up all day one day, then stayed up all night in order to go to the bike shop with my dad to get some opinions from him on a bike I was looking at. We ended up not going till later in the day, which made me stay up all day that day. I had work that night, so I ended staying up all night that night too. Day 3 rolls around and I contacted this guy about a bike (my ZX11) and wanted to go look at it that day, ended up putting $400 down for it. But by the time I had been able to check it out, the bank was closed. So work rolls around that night, stay up again. Day 4 comes and I'm waiting for the bank to open, it does, and I've gotta wait till later to go give the guy the rest of the money. Ends up being late enough that I wasn't going to get sleep before work. Work rolls around. Day 5, I just didn't feel tired at that point, so I stayed up again playing games and doing matinence on my 300. Work rolls around, and when I got home at the beginning of day 6, I sat on my bed to take off my boots, and the next thing I know, I'm being woken up for dinner. But I got the bike and it should be 100% operational by Sunday!
>Pic related

>Makoto

Sorry
>roll
I think so

Soo, no one is Japanese ITT

youtube.com/watch?v=3vSZgCOkTw8
shit out of nico nico d is so catchy

Sorry meant descent

Late, but
youtube.com/watch?v=URf7eA_aajs

i think it was just amnesia kek

Best raifu claimed

Back to faggot

Chuuni tits are nice, I heard she has a cute butt too. But I'm after tiddies.

Post moar if you please. Or check my trips and then post moar.

>mfw other waifus have tiddles

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Now I wish it was possible to see a Tsukasa play-through of Amnesia.

Heretic detected

Add Barry and Karen to that list

Narancia Claimed

Also how are people

At least my waifu isn't 2k branded garbage
Sako 3rd best raifu

>claiming yume

I like small tiddies too. A hand full of iddy biddy tiddy feels just as good as big tiddies.

I wanted to say this for a while now, but I'm going to be off this indefinitely. I lied to Renge by impersonating another person, the whole hikage character, in order to get more of an acceptance around here. I lied to her, I lied to you all. While pretending to be another waifu is completely another routine thing here, I couldn't bear it, call me soft, but lying is a concept I fondly despise and it goes deep into my childhood. I don't mind others doing it and I understand that sometimes it's necessary and very much a means to save moments of trouble, but this wasn't. I lied, I lied to you all, and I'm terribly sorry. Nothing will change my guilt over something so trivial and believe me, I want to just troll it out and say "Ha, you just got bamboozled, Renge" but I can't. Out of all my years of living, I felt something I haven't felt in years. I felt acceptance. I felt an acceptance, or at least I'd like to view it as such, in this hellhole of a community. When I mimicked another person, again something so miniscule, I defiled that feeling I cherished. Call me frail, call me dramatic, whatever it is you want to call me, but just forget about me. I felt like I did something very wrong and lied to my family. I'm not asking for forgiveness since I can't forgive myself for this seemingly inconsequential action. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm composed. I just haven't felt a bond this well and to later defile it over something so petty that I can't just simply continue to lie or slide under the table. There definitely is something wrong with me, but I'll have to figure that one out by myself.
What I came here to say, I thank you all for letting me in on your group. Thank you for giving this person a wonderful time. I wish you all the best and forget this brittle person exists. It's been a blast everyone, this is some person aka purple borderline midget, signing off

Flat is justice
Peaches detected

lol...i would watch that stream, i think it would only last for a few seconds though
i don't think it's that big of a deal...i wish you well in your life though!!! i hope everything goes okay

1st best

k.

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>furry tiddies

Gross. If dubs

oh boy would you just look at those feet

well damn...

You shouldn't beat yourself up on it, I didn't talk much with you but I'm pretty sure you're a nice guy and the thread will always be open for you. Have a good one.
>sorry but the wall of text is a bit hard to read

Is the GET program still around?
Haven't seen it since like 2012

My waifu can beat your waifu's ass
Also you know what else is garbage
Your taste in waifu

5th or 6th imo

Gets will always be a thing here, if trips you must post tiddies.