My friend is a boring as shit weeb. What should I talk to them about so they don't kill themselves

My friend is a boring as shit weeb. What should I talk to them about so they don't kill themselves.

Say "kill yourself". Reverse psychology.

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Kek

Tell them Superman>Goku, they'll be too busy arguing to kill themselves

You can tell him to stop wasting his life watching Japanese cartoons and actually do something with himself

Love that pic

any more real pics

This guy

Ask him what he thought of the newest episode of Re:Zreo. If he says he hasn't seen it or doesn't watch Re:Zero suck his dick and tell him to.

Become a woman, that's the closest they'd ever be to a real woman so they'll treat you like a goddess and buy you shit, win-win situation.

so no pics

go with him at a Comic con, they are full of non weeabo and you will have fun too

where do you find machete01's art?

Tell him to watch jojo's bizarre adventure

if a weeb dies does anyone even care?

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Tell them they will miss out all that anime they haven''t watched yet if they killl themselves.

I DO

Talk to him about his virginity and how every woman will reject him.
It is a conversation starter, then you can see where things go from there.

If he starts killing himself tell him that at least he is not a bronie.
When he stops killing himself go back to talking about his virginity and life of rejection.
If he starts killing himself tell him that at least he is not a furry.
When he stops killing himself go back to talking about his virginity and life of rejection.
You can talk to him all day.

Give him the new Bud K catalog.