Walk in your bedroom and see this. Wat do?

Walk in your bedroom and see this. Wat do?

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dude i live in a tiny ass apartment, she would take up more than half of my bedroom if she didnt fall trought the floor

close door, set house on fire.

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wonder how the fuck she managed to fit through the door

Ask how she got up my stairs....

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Get ready for the time of my life

Id shoot her, but im not sure if my bullets would be effective.

Run Forrest!!.... RUN!!

kill it with fire

>Family! I found food to last us a year!!!

just do my casual 360 and walk away

Run out the door and hope i can reach escape velocity. Not sure why mercury is in my room.

Probably ask what she was doing there

Puke

Your normies would be helpless in a situation like this.
My weab powers would let me get out alive because Akira taught that you have to shoot exploding flesh monsters with a laser rifle or orbital cannon.
So I'd go to the hardware store and get one of each before entering the room.

Or I could grab 4 other weabs and we could fuse together into a giant robot.

Ask her why I have a boner

why? you could moonwalk away and you'd still have about a 10 minute headstart while she oozes her way into her mobility scooter.

Be sucked in by the Hamplanet's gravitational field.

Orbit her at a speed of 40KM/H

Coat her in my vomit.

Die horribly suspended mid air

is she even able to walk

Under all of that is a poor, normal sized skeleton.

talk her up, ask about her other bigcutie friends that are half her size

Who does she look like she's in the midst of getting up, as if that were even possible. Or is she trying to pose all sexy? Either way, man the harpoons.

Why is she made of vaginas?

>half her size
So you are into 450lb women?

im a bodybuilder, so this is like a dream come true. i would eat for years after i skin this bitch

Turn 360 and walk away

Get the Japs to harpoon it

Have sex

Ask if she'd seen the cats

Id pull my thermal detonator in order to rescue Han Solo

She turned 360 before she hit 14.

i wouldnt see that, the floor would have broken under its weight

sure, if they're proportioned right and they don't look like they have multiple basketball sized tumors hanging off their legs

Man the harpoons

Dude, if you puke she will just thing you brought her something to eat.

But i break eye contact she may be able to lob fat at me and break my legs

Dive in

Literally.

>sure, if they're proportioned right
450lbs
>proportioned right
I guess I'd bang a 15' tall chick.

She is wearing shoes. No idea how she was able to put them on. Operating blind and out of reach make this task rather difficult

That chair is the work of a talented craftsmen.

>No idea how she was able to put them on.
Her farrier did it retard. You ever see a 1500lb animal put its own shoes on?

I would lock her in a bathroom, she will have water, a toilet, a shower, and vitamins.

I'll then read up online what the minimum food intake is that a hugely fat person can survive off of and give that amount(like a slice of toast per week maybe?) to her through the window.

After one or more years she will have lost enough weight and may be released into a rural area far from civilization.

Wasn't bothered until I saw all that shit in the background and realized she's a fucking weeb.

Call up my Somali bros to tell them their village ain't gonna starve this year

Find my flensing knife

Name?

Donnnnnnnggggg
>AKIRAAA

>multiple
Lmao so i'm guessing one basketball sized tumor hanging off her leg is okay.

>realized she's a fucking weeb
Are you saying that is cosplay of the Akira flesh monster?

Has to be.

Break out the gramcrackers

huh. fat flaps are just more places to stick it into if you don't want to breed with this ham planet and are just that desperate enough for a pump and dump.

>Would tap that
>Ass to mouth her
>Blow load on face
>Feel shame
>Who cares I nutted on a fat girl and she's probably going to lick it up for sustenance

>MFW I leave what's presumably her house/apartment

Id hit it. Sexualy. Its got a vag and a heartbeat (for now) so its good to go

Kill it and sell the blubber to Eskimos

ye dawg,
now this is a girl i could get behind

fuck her right in the armpit :p

22, m, virgin here.

I'd make my way to the door.

Ray, what did you do?!

Torture it with fire
>It's not like it can run away

>Its got a vag
Prepare for a six month expedition until you find it. Don't forgot to set up depots for the way back.

honestly I'd still play with the belly.
its the legs that put me off

Well I guess I'm married to it now. Not going to manage getting that thing through the door, let alone out of my house.

Call the ghost busters.... Stay puff is on the loose again!!

>Its got a vag
You can't prove that and no one is going to loan you bathysphere to try to prove it.

>roll her onto a nonflammable material
>get a couple of wet towels
>set her on fire
>enjoy slow burning warmth
>douse with towels before i go to bed
>free heating for the month
save hundreds each quarter on your gas bill!

Kill cow, hang in shed for long winter. Comrades will be pleased with my catch

Figure out where i'm even supposed to stick it in and then rent a crane

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ask her for a blowjob. you just know that she'll swallow.

Don't cross the streams!

It's 180 bro

Promise to pay back the money I owe if it lets me and Chewie go

Git gud

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youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

>being this new

youtube.com/watch?v=lTpwIZ3BQaY

>you just know that she'll swallow
But before she'll chew the meat

Start hitting it with a baseball bat until the flesh is pliable enough to shove out the door.

Kill it and render it down for the fat
Make soap

Use as bounce house

approach her in a way that takes me into her higher orbit, then use her gravitational field to slingshot myself out of that room with high velocity

Hide cheesy poofs

get a massive instant boner, fuck and feed her the entire night. would much rather fuck ash though.

Agreed

Bring into battle

Use as shield

Come back in a few months when she's thinner from not being supplied food.

begin orbiting her in a 360 degree trajectory and slingshot myself out the room and walk away.

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Shoot to kill

Call my boy abe

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You cannot slingshot within an orbit of the same object. Oberth maneuvers are effective, though.

.....is it even possible to breed that?

>Turn 180°
>Walk to kitchen
>Grab a knife
>Come back and cut all the fat off her
>Stitch all the holes from the cutting
>Wait till the scars fade
>???
>Profit

Como hace alguien para terminar así?

steal the anime tbh

TETSUO