New shark thread since last one 404'd

New shark thread since last one 404'd
Post yer shark girls here (Or, more specifically, Alesia, if you can)

Can I hang with you guys?

only if you post bois

Mah niggah

By a noose

that's gay.

You should all burn in hell

How you been C-dub?

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real nigga shit
ur gay
fuck you
pic related its me in the kitchen cooking up some danker memes than urs
been memey

*50% gay.

Whats up
Oh god
theres peens everywhere again

That's... good?
Cook me something. My arm hurts too much to cook well.

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well you should be at least 70% gay
girls are shit
pshhhh u love it
i aint cookin u shit

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I'm only in it for the booty
i swer mang

Sorry, we're fags. How are you?
It's fine. I can't ride or lift now anyhow so I shouldn't eat a lot.

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bullshit dicks are fun too
i never eat a lot

I think they're alright, so far anyway.

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Doing decent eating raspberries and passion fruit
So now my dick is slightly tinted red cuz of spit
but that'll be solved with a quik shower in a sec

How u doing my nignog?
I'll take ur word for it fam but damn

When I ride 40+ miles on my bike on the reg I get to eat a lot. No riding= no eating 3500 calories in a day
Haha!
I crashed hard on my mtb and I'm all fucked up.

>gay furry thread vs spiderman thread
>match of the fucking century
Meanwhile op sits in corner wondering what the hell happened to their shark thread

pleb.
better had
i don't ride that much cos then i will get manly legs
and thats gay

sharks are gay, and not in the fun way
The bf loves my monster legs

manliness is disgusting

>shark thread

what the fuck? is this the new thing now?

Spider Man F40PH

Goddamn bro what happend?
wow just when all hope was lost
the wizard spoke words of heterosexuality

I'm definitely a pleb, you're not wrong there.

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Shark girls are best girls.

no not at all
i just like cute boys
not manly bullshit
shits gross
im never wrong im a wizard

True, wizards are never wrong, but are you late?

no
i arrive precisely when i mean to.

I'm a big gross man. I can't help it. My cute/pretty phase has faded into the past. Now I'm a sexy otter
Went over the bars, separated shoulder, sprained wrist, concussion and plenty of road rash and bruises. Everything hurts

ewwwwwwwwwwww
stoooop

You got the reference then. Nice.

nigga i have that on a tshirt

I need a harem of cute guys to tend to my wounds.
Ok

I saw one of those shirts a while back and wanted to get one but they didn't have any left in my size.

I agree i mean gender doesn't matter aslong as its a cute body it kinda passes
tho all the super muscly shit can jump of a bridge

also fucked up that g/fur seems to have alot of top notch jootjobs
Fucking hell man i once crashed a mopad and my friend fucking flew face first into concrete and busted his wole jaw
it looked like some walking dead shit

you know the cutest ones only tend to the wounds of other cutes
i should wear it more
>all the super muscly shit can jump of a bridge
yes fam


also pic related

This isnt sfur

I feel like a zombie. Everything hurts.
I know. My mom said I was cute once. And only once. I think I was 9

It was originally but I'm not complaining.

Chickn give me ur boipucci.

Finally taken notice have you?
I wish you a swift recovery just dont go around crashing again

its s/fur : boy edition
rip

Nor am I

Well that's just dandy to me.

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I would complain if it would actually do something

It's manpucci, but sure. Come get some
I'll do what I can. Nothing plenty of FEAR and X can't fix. I'm more pissed that I can't play my guitars for at least a month.
Pshhh... I look like Dr. House, the boys love it.

Let's compromise.

its the best edition
yea you might but only to look straight
closetfag
do they ask you to check their prostates for cancer
lets not
herm is shit

Give me that mangina

Call me closetfag all u want but a nice but is a nice but...fag

I never asked, do you specialize in cock-magic or cockmancy?

That's Wilson's department, oncology. I just diagnose them with the severe need of a hot p-gasm. Always glad to help a patient. Then I call them a moron.
Come get it. I'm not pretty, I'm all mannish

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I kek'd so hard at this

If it's pretty, fuck it. Nobody really cares.

yea that's what i said once
now look at me

anyway fuk dis shit imma go shower
im more of a warcock kinda guy
if i was a doctor id cure people by telling them to man the fuck up

Oh, nevermind then.

What's this from anyway?
Nice dubs by the way.

wow, that's you? you look great

I do

CW, You're pretty
Maybe I smash you then?

Oh, here's a shark

Im not a bottom, I need to put my dick in things.

ye thats me
thanks fam
yea i am pretty GAY! ha!

Fucking hell
all these fags with their fancy kneesocks confusing my inner footfag
Annyway have a nice shower
I do tho but not what i fap to
Fucking is that nexst level shit where u can get fucked for life if your pull out game is shit

Yeah he's pretty hot.

welp i fuckedup
first reply was mean for dis nigga

Not a clue

Have a beer with FEAR
Just close your eyes and we'll have pretend time
But you are! really pretty.
I already had a shower.

OH, my.... I gotta get MY bf to dress like that!

My boy ONLY wants to dress like that.

>sharkgirl thread
>not sharking
>sad.jpg

If you tried putting your dick in me, id stab you in your fucking throat.

smells like some high quality autism.

do you dislike it? I fell like its bragging...
its gotta be bragging

its too hot to have a hot shower so im having a cold one
kinda nice
stay confused m8
ya lil faggot
thanks fam
dude outfits are the best
who doesn't like outfits

Dont make fun of me, I have autism.

No, you could rail me. I'm a switch hitter. Pgasms are glorious.I hope you like beards!
It drives me wild.
*bites lip
fuck...

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pls... my dick is gonna explode

I feel you m8

you lucky cat

Do it! Join us! Be bi, it's fine luv.

It really depends on your face

coyote, not even a chicken.
I look like Hugh Laurie. I'm a man.

[ATTENTION WHORING INTENSIFIES]
/* but continue anyway, costumes pretty cool. */

I wouldn't be surprised.

Id give cockwiz a massage, nohomo.

I would too. YESHOMO

I would fuck him if I had the chance. peeps dressing up like that is my thang

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Truth is ive been fapping all this time but i only look at the buts i swear!
i should prolly cast all this aside but i just dont want it to escalate to where i start fapping to muscly dicks and shit