Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Tristana claimed

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Hello all

Cut off my limbs and carry me. Oh yeah I've heard of that, I'll have to take a look at it at some point.

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/waifu/, here's a question. What makes your waifu a good waifu/wife? Do you think she'd make a good mum?

But....I'm there every night....
>I should also eat before twisties. What food to get?


Also, to the ones talking about how much waiters make, it's stupid as shit. My cousin works as a waiter and he says on a good day he can come home with $500 in tips alone.

oh boy

kagami claimed!!!
suuuurrreeeee lol
hmmm, you might be right, but maybe life just got ahold of them, it tends to do that at the worst times!!!
f-fine....but what if i don't and say i did??

Claim

Erica claimed

Hello Shirley.

Claim

Red frame glasses?

The only people gayer than those who claim waifus are the ones who are lying dead in a club.

Yuuko.

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My waifu is smart and badass
She is the best one out there
Also she's smugger than thou

Miho claimed

>hugs

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QOTT

What makes your waifu a good waifu? Do you think she'd make a good mother?

Chara as mum...
>Overprotective
>Kills any and all threads
>Threatens other kids/teenagers/adults/teachers to be nice to their offspring
... I think Chara would be an ok mum or dad

Ohohoho, that's some excellent morbid humor there, I like you

I'm so sad.

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The best has been claimed. The rest of you must settle for table scraps.

Disciplined, perseverance, not boring, definitely comitted. Make a good wife? Yeah, if she was human

Why is it always red frame

QOTT: If you could show your waifu a videogame to play with her which one would you pick?

Aw, thanks there friend.

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Omar really killed it on the dance floor

>no really

>hi erica

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>RWBY Grimm Eclipse

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I think she'd make a good mother. She's mature at times, but also can have fun. Something about her I really like.

oh okay lol, i believe you
so what've you been up to today??

Probably L4D or Destiny
Maybe Fallout

But... I haven't considered different timezone..
>get fruits~
Then you'd be a liar

Kind, caring, upbeat, sporty, self motivated, I think she'd make a great mother.

Mai Shiranui

Mmm she would be pretty caring considering what happened to her family.
Maybe she should tone down the food a bit for kids though.

I guess she would be a good mother nonetheless.

Devil May Cry, I'm sure she would enjoy it.

Your being lazy today too?

dota

Sure, she cares for her friends and will keep fighting for their sake despite the odds. She isn't one to quit.

Manhunt
>She'd love it

>nothing weather sucks

>yep. what you doing?

2 QOTTs?

As well, DDR. I'd finally get my ass a challenge without someone resorting to shitty turbo slow songs.

Aren't we fairly close in timezone?
>Fruits as a whole meal?

im no liar....
sigh, i guess it's diabeetus then....

>LOL to give her the truman show delusion
>dark souls so she can watch me fucking rule, dude
>borderlands to chill and play

claim
>angry as fuck need /waifu to be cool and chill me out

You have shit taste in games.

Sup Esdeath

tbh I wish that was me, too. Your waifu is top tier in the dominance line.

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

Wow that insult is very old, you could've came up with better spit. That comeback was like the defense of the ancients

Shit, we do
I'm too hangover to be capable of simple logic..
>How about some eggs and bacon?
Enjoy~

But she got cucked

Just lurking a bit.

I haven't played dota.
And yes.

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Shiro claimed.
Hey everyone!

We can overlook that and pretend that nothing in the show was canon.

hello friend how are you

thank you that makes my day

nah its ok i wont sperg in here ive already done it on another thread and i like you guys

>The comeback was like DotA
I kek'd like in this song
youtube.com/watch?v=zYd8D804bT0

Ok?

Least you know.

>grabbing a banana
i think i know what time it is ;^)

Satan claimed

RIP Amatsu
>Maybe. I'll probably stop for something simple on the way out there or something.

>fun

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Hey Shiro.
Mumei claim

I wish chara was my mum
Especially if WINcest

w-what?!?

I don't, please tell us~
rip in kill
>As long as you get some calories in you

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I'm actually quite good. I finally got a job for saturday and I'm finally becoming able to sustain myself.
>Independence

Sup Mi Liu!

And I highly doubt that Chara has any sexual interests to actually consider wincest

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>Defense of the ancients
>Defense Of The Ancients
>DOTA
You're hurting me over here
BRB making a gif

Dio-sama...

The more I watch part 4 the more Jojo's bizarre adventure feels homo erotic, I guess it's just not as straight when DIO isn't around.

Creepy.

Atleast it's not part 7

Shall I take some pictures out there? I'll be on a route I don't normally take, so there might be some neat ass spots to hit up.

u-uhm!! there's nothing to tell!!
i wasn't thinking dirty like that....

Hey everyone, not the guy who's from /lit/ but rather the nooby

Good evening my Lord and Liege, how are you on this fine day?

heya user! How are you? What brings you here?

That picture makes me want it more

>lair

It's your call, friend
But that'd be pretty nice of you
Uh-uh, sure

well thats good wish i was on that level of life but im still on pleb tier live at home

All these waifu are cute as hell, that is why I was so tenacious about rolling for some lewd images.

But man, I can't into trips or anything.

I haven't even rolled dubs lately.

Hello dio

roll

I saw Josuke practice hand holding with his dad.

Get.

ay yo

That's lewd Shirley.

>That was the point faggot

Same here. Still at home living nothing but at least I now got a saturday job

Oh, is the new episode already out? I should watch it then. Maybe tomorrow.

Ayy

whats the best way to derail a thread?

>roll