Me and my friend found a fucking goose. Trips decides

Me and my friend found a fucking goose. Trips decides.

Cook it and eat it.

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Kill yourself with axe

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chop off it's head and fuck it.

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Rolling for this

pluck the feathers and make a necklace and wear around your neck

Don't chop its head off, just buttfuck it

This

bummpp

roll

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>this
>>mlp

Looks like you are soon to have a goose down pillow

Bury the hatchet

That goose is not fucking anything you liars.

Dinner time, faggots!

aye

Gift wrap it and send it to your crush

The real question is how so many dubs showed up

Kill yourself with axe

dead goose tribute. maybe even some penetration if your up for it

Take off the feathers and make a stew out of it user! it will taste great

axe in its pooper

let it free

chop his head off

leave it alone. kill self.

lmao

Roll

Kill your friend with axe

Go fishing and use the whole goose as bait

chop your own head off

reroll for 333

cut it open and put your head inside

Are you retarded? It's dead

This

fuck its pooper while axe is used to chop off its head

Roll

bummp

Shove it up your ass.

feed it then leave it alone. and suck your friends cock.

bump the bump

shoe on head

roll

Rolling

put dead head in your butt

Nail it's intestines to a church in the form of a upside down cross or a pentagram. Preferably both

sharpie in the camera guys pooper

THIS

chop nuts off and feed to

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let it go

cut it open and wear it as a hat

kill the axe

suck your friends penis and send a video of it

fuck

winrar fuckers

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fuck the goose while your friend hacks it with the axe but have him hack the axe through the whole goose-penis combination and then go to a hospital for reattachment bringing in the maimed goose with your eviscerated penis lost somewhere inside of it

KEK

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Fucking waste

rarwinszzz

waste of fucking trips

mail it to a faggot

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this.

Inflate goose.

Capture it in a crate or box or something and tie as many helium ballons as necess to send it to mars

Axe is kill

cut into the goose and draw pepe on yourself with the blood

jerk off your friend while you finger goose

Cut off your hand with the hatchet and feed it to the goose

WOW YOU FOUND A GOOSE?!?!?!??! IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME OUTSIDE?!?!?!?!

thank man

>every roll is dubs
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check em

Close enouf?

Axe or goose in your friends anus.

Well, that was a wasted thread!

Sup Forums space program phagot

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smash it up to fuck with the axe

>implying OP can get ballons/rickets innawoods

Fuck it

All you faggots who haven't realised yet, the goose is dead /op

Tie helium ballons to it and make it fly ffs

Rool

how did it die?

>implying OP couldn't still fit in his/friends anus

Thats wat i said b space program! Ftw

Op delivered. This is so crazy.

you must be new

fuck your friend and post the video!

reroll

We found it with a fucked up throat, it wad already dead and its probably done by a human since the throat/neck has obviously been copped off or bashed

Chop it's neck off at the bottom and attach it to your trousers and pretend it's a big dick. Swing it about and shit, take pics.

fuck it

Fight with your friend, using this axe. the survivor got to marry the goose. Pics of the papers prooving the matrimony or the survivor is a pusy.