Me and my friend found a fucking goose. Trips decides.
Me and my friend found a fucking goose. Trips decides
Cook it and eat it.
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Kill yourself with axe
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chop off it's head and fuck it.
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pluck the feathers and make a necklace and wear around your neck
Don't chop its head off, just buttfuck it
This
bummpp
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>this
>>mlp
Looks like you are soon to have a goose down pillow
Bury the hatchet
That goose is not fucking anything you liars.
Dinner time, faggots!
aye
Gift wrap it and send it to your crush
The real question is how so many dubs showed up
Kill yourself with axe
dead goose tribute. maybe even some penetration if your up for it
Take off the feathers and make a stew out of it user! it will taste great
axe in its pooper
let it free
chop his head off
leave it alone. kill self.
lmao
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Kill your friend with axe
Go fishing and use the whole goose as bait
chop your own head off
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cut it open and put your head inside
Are you retarded? It's dead
This
fuck its pooper while axe is used to chop off its head
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bummp
Shove it up your ass.
feed it then leave it alone. and suck your friends cock.
bump the bump
shoe on head
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put dead head in your butt
Nail it's intestines to a church in the form of a upside down cross or a pentagram. Preferably both
sharpie in the camera guys pooper
THIS
chop nuts off and feed to
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let it go
cut it open and wear it as a hat
kill the axe
suck your friends penis and send a video of it
fuck
winrar fuckers
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fuck the goose while your friend hacks it with the axe but have him hack the axe through the whole goose-penis combination and then go to a hospital for reattachment bringing in the maimed goose with your eviscerated penis lost somewhere inside of it
KEK
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Fucking waste
rarwinszzz
waste of fucking trips
mail it to a faggot
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this.
Inflate goose.
Capture it in a crate or box or something and tie as many helium ballons as necess to send it to mars
Axe is kill
cut into the goose and draw pepe on yourself with the blood
jerk off your friend while you finger goose
Cut off your hand with the hatchet and feed it to the goose
WOW YOU FOUND A GOOSE?!?!?!??! IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME OUTSIDE?!?!?!?!
thank man
>every roll is dubs
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check em
Close enouf?
Axe or goose in your friends anus.
Well, that was a wasted thread!
Sup Forums space program phagot
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smash it up to fuck with the axe
>implying OP can get ballons/rickets innawoods
Fuck it
All you faggots who haven't realised yet, the goose is dead /op
Tie helium ballons to it and make it fly ffs
Rool
how did it die?
>implying OP couldn't still fit in his/friends anus
Thats wat i said b space program! Ftw
Op delivered. This is so crazy.
you must be new
fuck your friend and post the video!
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We found it with a fucked up throat, it wad already dead and its probably done by a human since the throat/neck has obviously been copped off or bashed
Chop it's neck off at the bottom and attach it to your trousers and pretend it's a big dick. Swing it about and shit, take pics.
fuck it
Fight with your friend, using this axe. the survivor got to marry the goose. Pics of the papers prooving the matrimony or the survivor is a pusy.