ITT: Prove you aren't a beta neckbeard fatfuck

ITT: Prove you aren't a beta neckbeard fatfuck.

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Prove you aren't a faggot
>protip: you can't

This guy makes a good point. OP does clearly appear to be a faggot.

Post more

show us the dick! ;)

I only fapped to gay porn like

11 times

so stfu ur gay

Agreed
You skinny dicksucking piece or shit

>ITT: Prove that you are a beta skeletonfucboi

Do you even work on your arms?

The point is to look like you workout without wearing clothes faggot.

Lel. just cause your a survivor of a concentration camp doesn't mean your ripped. you've got what they call skinny abs and you know those don't count.

>Pic related. minus the caption. too lazy to Google search

>fabric belt
>cargo shorts

OP totally used all the toilet paper to wipe the huge globs of jizz from his ass.

underage Sup Forums

LOL op thinks hes alpha because hes low bf but in reality hes trying to show off on Sup Forums so in the end hes just a faggot.

GG cuckord.

fuck.
>You're

post dick pics

Is this you?

>Dubs never lie.

You're just skinny

still a beta neckbeard faggot

Yup.

You look just like me, and i'm really just skinny. Which mean you're just skinny. Which means stfu and start working those arms and eat more.

I weigh more than 10 pounds. gtfo beta

post your body user. preferably naked

Height and weight OP?

I don't mean this as an insult, but you look gay. Like "the bottom" gay. I'd say attractive, yes. But still bottom bitch gay fucctoy attractive.

>those arms
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

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You are the type of twink to ask if you can run without a shirt at a track practice so you can show of your skinnyDYEL to the girls even though you are nothing special and annoying af with over inflated self confidence

my cock is girthier than you arm

never skip arm day

Cute would lick abs :3

why, we have enough six pack skeletons itt

Though I workout regularly and eat right (don't come anywhere near my recommended daily caloric intake), and am getting closer to my ideal body-type, I still don't really like being 'social' or dealing with women. I guess I'm...beta 'plus?'

not enough in my opinion

Faggs


Jesus Christ Niggers are sureal levels of disgusting.

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Looks good user. Maybe work dem lats a bit and you're set.

ew a nigger

Well I'm not fat, about all I need

Can't even spell fags right

Well, I don't really want 'gains' like others. I kind of want a body-type like Seven of Nine from Trek: Voyager.

How's your body?

there's a lot of angry fatties itt. you can tell how fat they are based on how offended they get.

this is me

fairy tattoo? it ruined it. hot armpits too, damn shame

Wassup b/

hows my abs?

ignore the cock

That shit is just gross user.

Look at these two
They look 10x better than you and probably do a quarter of the work since they are skinnyDYELS (Just like you too nigger)

Also your dick looks like a turd that came out of the wrong hole.

>you are nothing special and annoying af with over inflated self confidence

top kek

nothing more needed to be alpha than this actually

nice tits you cuck

>they look better than you because they look like you, but lighter
Not quite sure what you're on about.

>your dick looks like a turd
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Well then. Get tits, become white, aaaand you're set bruh. Good work anyways.

Glad you chose my tits over a girls.

Ugh no one wants to see your dick.

Wow......

Looking good M8

What abs?

>Also your dick looks like a turd that came out of the wrong hole.
kek

Unless someone who actually looks like they lift with a handsome face comes into the picture....
Then they be fucked.

at least your body is happy

>abs
where

why the fuck are you hard in these pics?

this nignog is in college and hes sitting in his room beating his meat just so he can take pics for Sup Forums

top kek

Nice abs, op. Now go hit the weight room. You'll be jacked by your mid-20s.

I'm looking forward to moar tattoos

Its not that bad mate, but start eating more, coz youre too small

Lol probably thought the white boys would be in awe of his black cock.

Damn, always a catch.

Just ignore it. Everyone else does.

Pics were taken as I had just gotten out of the shower. Wasn't hard though.

Height/weight of the guys posting pics?

>everyone else does

Just like every other white beta fuckboi on Sup Forums.

>youre too small
lel, I want to be smaller. I want to have as little fat or muscle mass as possible.

>

go fuck some college bitches you cuck

My god kek

You notice how the confident guys show their bodies.

And the fat fucking morons close their shades and hide from the light and society.

why dont you fat fucks post your body?

personally, Im about 5'9" and weigh 185, yeah i got alittle chub going around the waist line.

ill see if i can find a picture of me to post.

I've learned that college women are the worst. Like seriously, THE worst. They use their newfound lack of parental supervision in the worst ways, and treat men like dirt...or utilities. Nevertheless, I prefer my hobbies.

I dont understand. You're a black dude who wants to get super skinny and look like a curvy white woman?

...

>lel, I want to be smaller. I want to have as little fat or muscle mass as possible.

Are you a mentally ill nigger trap or some shit?

Jesus Christ that has got to be the closest God came come to than personally telling you to kill yourself.

I'd fuck your ass raw

there will always be someone better looking than you

also a lot of chicks dig this skinny/not so buffed type of body. just needs the right outfit.

Yes! This is actually one of black men's best kept secret: the desire to wake up one day as a slim, demure white woman.

Interesting. Do you do ab-work?

Meh, if I kill myself now, I'll miss the next seasons of my favorite anime(s) AND the new Trek coming out next year. JJ Abrahms isn't working on it, I hear.

what are you fucking gay?

>beta neckbeard fuck
I'm currently wearing 1000 dollar shoes, i made this money in 4 hours, I had sex with a woman about 6 hours ago, I lift more than you, and my test came back 940ng/dl completely natty. The diamonds are all VVS 24K, the entire bracelet cost 10x more than my phone, which is a 128gb iPhone 6s+ that I purchased brand new and factory unlocked. My shirt cost around 300 dollars.


Eat my penis and also dicke and balls.

You sound like someone who's chubby but wants to be fit, so he pretends to be apart of the fit group

I do not work out at all

Donald trump?

Hawt hole pls :3

You are total fucking douchebag and people only put up with you because you spend money intead of being a good person or having a personality.

I don't have a neckbeard
yay
Tho
I'm fat and beta
>mfw

>low body fat
>alpha

You are a fucking twig and I could break you with ease low test fuck.

I wish

Oh. I used to be able to do that: not workout and still stay slim. Buuut, I can't now, as I'm getting older.

I like you as a human being.

>I'm currently wearing 1000 dollar shoes, i made this money in 4 hours


H...how?

Give me some hints faggot
I just want to fuck bitches make bank and fuck over niggers fam.

the hell cares

he has it, so he can spend it

Thanks.

Lmao fucking nigger


>Not the richfagg

Abs on a skinny dude is like big tits on a fat chick

They don't count

OP himself is faggot because poor because no toilet paper left. / thread

>human being.
>Nigger

Pick one.

>yet despite all this materialism i will never find true love

ITT: everyone is buffed as fuck, just doesnt want to show himself

lol, OP you're scrawny as fuck

Check em, yeah I've been told my body is actually pretty decent and my dick is a nice kinda big size by the few women I've slept with. I'm 24

y u got creme cheese on da top of ya dick nigga lmao

Hah, I know right?

Back in my day, girls liked a strong male to protect them and feel safe in the their masculinity.

Now all those loser in highschool are training for " muh gains " and the fad has changed so that its cool to date a " quirky skinny nerdy guy "

Used to be us guys with magic cards and dungeons&dragons game nights were hopeless virgins.

Now its #luvnerdyguys #nerdyguysaresocute

Its fucked up!

>OP at parents house
>prove you're not a neckbeard

Well you already failed

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