Quick! Ted Cruz is about to be dragged into hell by ghosts! His soul will only be saved if you post "Ted Cruz...

[Leo Powell]

Quick! Ted Cruz is about to be dragged into hell by ghosts! His soul will only be saved if you post "Ted Cruz, please listen to (your favorite musical artist here)"

Will you save Ted, Sup Forums?

[Blake Diaz]

no. see you in hell, rato

[Joseph Sanders]

First post best post.

[Bentley Collins]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Sunn O)))

[Henry Garcia]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Oasis

[Matthew Richardson]

TED CRUZ PLEASE LISTEN TO CENTIPEDE HZ ERA ANCO!!!

[Nathan Morgan]

Ted Cruz, please listen to The Brave Little Abacus

[Kevin Jenkins]

ted cruz please listen to katy purry

[Caleb Cruz]

TED CRUZ PLEASE LISTEN TO DEAFHEAVEN

[Jaxon Parker]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Sufjan!

[Jace Cook]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Magnolia Electric Co. and Songs: Ohia since they're the same thing basically.

[Oliver Cox]

TED
TED PLEASE
TED CRUZ PLEASE LISTEN TO THE OLIVIA TREMOR CONTROL
TED
WE NEED YOU
TED IT'S JUST A HOLIDAY SURPRISE

[Isaac Perry]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Radiohead

[Logan Campbell]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Talking Heads

[Andrew Roberts]

TEDAROONI TOONI PLEASE LISTEN TL CREEDANCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL

[Levi White]

ted cruz went to hell nonetheless

[Eli Cook]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Genesis!

[Landon Russell]

Ted Cruz, please listen to Three 6 Mafia

[Adam Rivera]

muhnegro

[Daniel Davis]

Ted Cruz, please listen to DEATH GRIPS

[Kevin Thomas]

ted cruz listen to brokencyde

[Noah Murphy]

Ted Cruz please listen to Aqua

[John Price]

Ted Cruz, there's something on your lip

[Eli Young]

youtube.com/watch?v=Jv7XR9WhBKc
tfw ted cruz transcends his human form