Hey Sup Forums!

Hey Sup Forums!
Let's cook!

What're we cooking?

whatcha cookin user

add spices, make patties and cook

Am Ameri-burger.

Let's make burger!

God damn I miss Yuengling....you can't get it in Texas

I'll drink an extra for you. Sad times.

Got my spices simple. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, and my secret, bacon salt.

Add about 3 1/2 lbs. of grease and you're good to go

If dubs, cum in burger and eat it.

put some garlic on the meat and then cover them with bacon

And it's in the pan!

Hey op never eat red meat or rare

Shot my was twice today. Probably didn't reload yet.

False.

You either left meat out for too long or its freezer burned

Don't eat it will give you cancer

See brown spots all over it??

Your beef looks old and shitty bro....
What ratio you using?

Okay enjoy food poisoning kek

Take a shot while we wait, Sup Forums!

Rollin.

OK THEN

Seems like you tried to defrost the meat in the microwave and cooked half of it in the process. Idiot.

Blood contains iron. Meat contains blood. Iron oxidizes. He will be fine you stupid cuck.

Bon Jovi
>Bon Jovi
>Jon Bovi
>Jovi
You kidding me?

cinnamon whiskey? why not try Tequila Sierra Silver?

I put it in the fridge yesterday, and it wasn't defrosted by dinner then. So it sat in the fridge.

I will abide your trips

False

probably from microwave defrost

Cause that's what I bought.

Hey OP I think I know you. I recognize your kitchen. Call everyone you know and say this "I'm a ball licker" when I hear that code I'll know it's true

these repeating digits demand you cum in it

LOOL SAT IN THE FRIDGE OPS A RETARD

take some vodka waiting

Add that cooper cheddar bae.

>cheddar
tsc...

awww come on! at least wrap the patty in bacon

Ameri-poor. No real bun. No bacon. Got that Sweet Baby Nig's though!

>seasons with garlic salt

>doesn't put water in the pan to steam the cheese

Just give up faggot
You're hopeless

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OH SHIT! FRIED EGG SCRABLES IT UP!

Op u rely going to eat that

Same, I used to drink a lot of it in Alabama, can't get it in Washington.

We have this local swill of choice. I like it, but it's no Yuengling.

shit nigga wut r u doin

Cause I show every little step in pics.

Fuck your sacred cow op

what the fug

Solid brew choose my nigga, I think im going to have to open one my self now

Dinner time Sup Forums!

Looks like oxidation, wich you actually want a bit of.

Just take 1 KG of beef and put it on the grill you fucking sissie. Fucking princess wants to win a award for cooking, to impress his new BF. Fucking cunt.

>No fresh veggies
>Using bread as bun
>Fried egg as topping
>Fried egg

Noice. Though I prefer muenster, some goat, or American cheese.

Wtf you hoarder

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Has his loli dolls next to his glock, typical amerifat lol

That's... wrong as well.

If dubs shove it up ur ass, poop it out, then grill it.

That is some of the best bbq sauce you can buy from normal stores. Try their honey mustard, one of few that aren't loaded with horseradish for god knows why. Also if you can afford meat you can afford a bun.

lol at your white trash house

At first I was on your side, but bbq egg sounds horrible.

U'r fucking disgusting

Dutchfag

You live in a strange and dirty place user.

Save lettuce and pickles, no veggies belong on a burger. Least of all those disgusting tomatoes.

You never tried that? It's fucking awesome.

Oh yeah, roommate's fiancé is moving in shit. Placed it all around. Can't stand it.

Glocks aren't hammer fire. It's a Walther.

Annon do you shop at hannford?

Too much work for all that. Didn't want to buy a head of lettuce for one meal. Also fuck tomatoes.

It sounds as horrible as ketchup and mac n' cheese was, but I'm not one who doesn't try new things so I will give it ago tomorrow.

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Fag

Lettuce, pickle, onion, tomato. Kill yourself you retarded faggot learn to eat it's not my fault you like fried eggs on a burger you disgusting peice of shit

It's awesome.
Also, BBQ and Mac and cheese while we're on the subject. Everyone gags when I say it, but love it when they try it.

Bacon salt.

Anonyour burger looks good I think we are from the same area judging from the hannford bottom self spices and the beer

I actually don't mind that.

If dubs, throw it all away and cum in your mouth.

Where you at.

Roll

FUCK OFF RANDY BOBANDY

Fuck I forgot onion. You're still a faggot for ruining food with tomatoes. Also, have you ever eaten a fried egg on one? It's awesome. How do you not know egg goes with most red meat?

why u use so much meat to just 2 burgers, i can make like 4 or 5 out of that much meat

Tomatoes are shit tier unless they're roasted but an egg on a burger just sounds like heartburn regardless of how good it tastes

>not liking tomatoes
I was like you when I was younger but tomatoes are fucking god tier.

Why is ground beef on a cutting board. No cutting is required fuk

I made no claims that it was good for you.

If dubs, everybody in room shoves a tomato up their ass.

Sssshhheeeiitt

Just a surface to separate, roll, and mix in seasoning (I assume).

How did your sense of taste get worse as you aged?

Figured I'd eat the next one hours later after much drinking.

I know but us non americans prefer living past 60.

This guy

Seriously, reopen your mind to them sometime, and when you do, make sure you're about to be eating a really good fresh tomato. The difference that makes is huge.

The "meat" of the tomato is alright. The fucking goopy ass seeds are pure vomit.

fried egg is a legit topping, holy fuck how old are you?