Tinder stories anyone?
>Be me
>Talking to blonde sorority chick
>Bubble butt, skinny waist, dick sucking eyes 9/10
>The type that only make accounts for attention
>Spit weak ass humor her way
>MFW she falls for it
>Talk about meeting up after a few days of chatting
>Cont.
>Keeps standing me up
>Get pissed and tell her "I'm going to play destiny tonight with my friends. Here's my address. Come over if you want I'm done with the games."
>Fast forward to 1:30 am
>I'm drunk and high doing the raid with some co workers online
>Get a message
>"I'm on my way"
>Cont.
continue.
>she arrives
>she whips out her cock
>we have but secks
>Scream "IM GETTING THAT PUNANA NIGGAS" into the mic and hop off
>Speed clean my apartment (Shove everything in the closet and febreeze the shit out of the bedroom)
>She shows up and looks even fucking better in person. Wearing black leggings and a plain tee (ass was popping out bros)
>Netflix and talk about our lives
>Awkward silence
>Still drunk so I just go for it
>kiss for a little bit
>start reaching into her leggings
>"I Dont normally do this..."
>Yeah right bitch.
>Continue rubbing her pussy (it was already soaking wet)
>Pull her leggings off and start rubbing my cock against her pussy through her thong
>start kissing her neck and pull my cock out
>tease her with the tip and slide in slowly
>Her pussy was wrapping and tightening around my diamond hard cock
>The fun begins
>Prone bone was my fave position with her bubble butt and all but I'll spare the rest of the deets
>Fucked for a few months and broke it off after she found out she wasn't the only one
>10/10 would bang again
why did you fuck other girls if this girl was so god tier.
same question
I have a few more crazier stories but I'd like to hear from you fellow anons!
Also you can pick the next story
A) The one I got pregnant.
B) The hot Cali girl and her cuck gamer bf
C) Equadorian milf
I have more but those I remember vividly
are you kidding?
Because if you fuck a hot chick, you start to build a confident momentum that makes you pretty fucking unstoppable. Also fucking the same pussy over and over can get boring no matter the tier.
rolling for a
nice dubs
Excellent choice. Let me type it up so I don't leave you in suspense. Hate when nigga on here do that. Also I'm on my phone.
B sounds very interesting.
talk about b
Sure thing bro almost done with A
bumping so thread doesnt 404
>Be me
>Meet a cutie with a booty on tinder
>She was into anime and decent music
>Seemed cool at the time
>Spat some lame humor once again (works a lot more than you'd expect)
>She replied like 3 fucking months later
>Whatever pussy is pussy
>Start conversing about interest and our careers
>Tell her I hate texting and wanna talk on the phone (speeds up the process, take notes my fellow brothers)
>Make her laugh and talk about deep bullshit
you've saved us
>She trust me. (Top lel)
>Tell her I want her to come over and watch a scary movie
>Tell her I hate watching them alone
>She takes a cab over
>She was wearing some booty shorts and a hoodie
>YUMMY
>She was the nervous type and was super quiet
>Put on some charm to get her out of her shell
>Make the move
>Fast forward we have sex
Cont.
You a lock smith for vagina, arent you?
>Eventually tells me she's sterile
>Bruh
>Cum buckets inside of her juicy pink pussy multiple times that very night
>She's a horny freak and literally wanted to fuck the whole time
>Even tried anal (wasn't a great experience... I'll talk about that later)
>Sleep watching samurai champloo
>Next day I had to pick up my car at the shop so I ordered her pizza and dipped
>Chilled with her when I returned then brought her home
>Nonstop texting me and it was kinda creepy so I dropped it like it was hot
>Cont.
>Get a text after a few months of ignoring her
>"I'm pregnant."
>My heart fucking drops...
>Dude that shit will literally ruin your life.
>try to convince her she has to abort the mission
>Not working "You're gonna leave me if I don't keep it..."
>BRO I'M SO FUCKED
>Devise the most sociopathic plan in my life
>cont.
mvp of this thread
Thanks user but lurkers need to reply or this will 404!!!
rip i have no tinder stories to tell
im sorry mvp
>Tell her that it's a great idea to keep the kid
>Tell her I'm gonna be a great dad and I'm in a good place at work so we can afford it
>Tell her I love her
>She's so happy and excited that I'm on board
>After a week of dating and being affectionate to her I tell her that some things been bothering me...
>"What is it user"
>"Didn't realize how much I love you until now (lel) and I always wanted to have marriage before a kid with the love of my life"
>She agrees and split the abortion cost.
>cont.
reminds me of some chick i used to have sex a lot with when i was 13
> 13 year old me
> On vacation with my mom and sister
> Meet some really hot girl 10/10 breasts for her age
> I take her to my hotel room when everyone was gone
> We're on the bed and i just start kissing her then sucking on her breasts
> She gets on top of me
> We didnt do much except that she grinded on my dick
> Never actually penetrated her, still bummed about it
> Fast forward a week
> Meet some other girl who was super attracted to me
> 6/10 at most
> Same as the other girl
> I take her to my room and we kiss
> She goes down on me and sucks my dick
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> Before i climax i told her let me eat her out
> Eat her out, Feel her pussy juices flow
> We have sex
> The next day she keeps wanting more sex
> We have sex every day for 6 days
> fucked 8 times in those 6 days
Fuck continue
Screenshot
>Get her to the clinic and these piece of shit motherfuckers that chilled at the front started trying to convince her to keep the baby
>She broke down and almost didn't go through with it
>did it anyway
>took her to lunch dropped her off at home and never spoke to her again
>MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED
My nigga! Bet it was cash bro ;)
fucking savage.
i would be afraid though, doesn't she have your address?
If there's any lurkers I'd gladly tell y'all about girl B
Off topic, I'm a 6'1" pudgy white guy with a big beard, how well will I do on Tinder?
Yeah man I was scared shitless but nothing happened and I eventually moved and blocked her
Yes please
Dude I'm fucking 5"5 and banged so much tail on there. Only flaw was height. You'd be fine. Working out would help at ton though!
You'll do fine. My dad is 6'2" and he bangs a new girl weekly. He is also a bit chubby on the stomach.
mvp lord of tinder
hail
damn bro gj
I wanna have a beer with op.
Let's hear story B
KEEP IT ALIVE!
Gladly, I told it this morning and got a lot of good feedback
>Saw this really hot chick from Cali
>Had a bf and was only on there for friends "attention"
>Hot selfies slim body and a stoner gamer
>SHE'S PERFECT
>It's a little difficult to score with these girls but the trick is to stay off the topic of her gender or hotness
>Literally spent a weekend talking about music with her.
>She let her guard down and started talking about smoking and playing some vidya together
>Eventually meet for the first time and she was a show stopper my friends
>Super shy attitude, very sweet face and cute petite body
>Zoey deschanel with sexy red lipstick is the closest I can compare to
>She's comfortable with me and we hit it off fairly well
>Meet her bf same day (doesn't know we met off tinder) super beta gamer chill dude
>cont.
> dis gon be gud
>Bought em taco bell and took them home
>They both loved me
>I was busy with work so I couldn't chill with them for like 2 weeks but I kept in contact with the gal
>Get into intimate conversations a few times and talk about meeting alone
>They both wanna chill again so I invite both of them over to play some vidya and smoke
>Boyfriend got sucked into the raid and paid us no attention
>Decide to make ramen together without the bf
>I bring up the conversations we've had before late at night
>She started blushing
>THE TIME IS NIGH TO STRIKE
>Cont.
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bumping
You must be fun at parties man
>I got really close to her face to she if shed pull back
>She did not :)
>Went in for the kiss
>She moaned softly
>Told me she hasn't been turned on in a while
>I started rubbing my crotch against her ass while we were attempting to get the ramen together
>Lowered her jeans to her ankles
>lowered mine enough to pull my diamond hard cock out of my boxers
>She started playing with it and moaned
>I started feeling her sweet little pussy
>Got her worked up and fucked her over the counter
>Got a little uncomfortable and she ended up riding me on the floor
>I came on her shirt a little and got nervouse because it was very noticeable.
>cont.
ALMOST DONE
Depends. But I like staying home and playing vidya to be honest
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Shit that never happened general
yea? what do you mainly play?
>Got dressed and finished making the ramen
>Played vista for the rest of the day then parted ways
>She moved back to Cali and I got a gf but we ended on a good note.
>I feel super guilty and terrible about the bf though... It wasn't right for me to do that but if it wasn't me it'd be someone else
>All in all... SHIT WAS CASH!
how do you guys actually have any success on tinder, I tried it and only got three matches and I dont even know what to say to them
Eh I have no reason to lie. Who would I be impressing. I'm simply sharing some good old times and sharing some tinder tips bro.
Haven't played in a minute but I mained bladedancer. Generic player lol
You have to mislead them to believe that you're super interesting, rich and popular. Most of the women on there are super shallow and go for men at the top. I say I'm lower middle class and scored consistently.it's a mind game and has very little to do with looks.
so you play destiny? lol.
Not right now. I'm playing warframe ATM. My gfs brother got me into it and I'm kinda hooked
OH, i played a lot of warframe and then i quit.
i was part of one of the best clans in the game.
So much respect bro
I'm sure I'll quit soon. Games just don't keep a mans interest like they used too
the main thing we did was farm in the void for any prime items that we crafted for platinum. We farmed frost prime for 12 hours and scored a chunk of 500 plat each. total 2000 plat.
As soon as any prime frame was released before being locked away forever, we farmed it and sold it. we called it plat farming.
I'm jealous as fuck. I still have volt. But I heard frost is sick
Don't know how to get plat still. And accidentally spent it on something and I Dont even know what I bought...
spend starter plat on warframe and weapon slots lol. on my first account i spent it on some easily farmable resource.
the best starter frame is def excalibur. trasitions so well into the late game because exalted blade just melts even level 80's
Damn I should've read before I picked. I heard Excalibur is sick
volt is the second best but exaclibur is a frame i love using to clear hard levels with lots of enemies. if you have a trinity in your team, you can just keep spamming it with a constant supply of energy!
if you ever played league of legends its as satisfying as clearing 20 minions at once
Lots of vapid cunts on there, occasionally get a gem. Fucked qt asian when i was in Boston. She was from Cali, pretty nice buns. Tight as fuck too.
What else would someone expect from people looking for a date on a mobile app.
rip thread, its been fun bros